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Subject: Merry Christmas to all Author: jt [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: Friday, December 21, 10:41:52am sing to the tune of Jingle Bells... Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go, sliding all the way. I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires. My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire! Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then i start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay. Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet! I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer. I just passed up my left front tire & it's gettin' hard to steer. Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops. I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop. Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then i start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay. Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet! Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big blue cloud of smoke. People laugh as I drive by, I wonder what's the joke! I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway, Cause Sant's comin' soon in his big old rusty sleigh! Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away. I light a match to see the dash and then i start to pray-ay. The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay. Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevrooooooleeeeeet! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]