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Subject: An old family recipe *hic*

Author:
jt

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Date Posted: Friday, December 21, 11:17:47am

Subject: CHRISTMAS TEQUILA COOKIES
> 1 cup of dark brown sugar
> 1 cup (2 sticks) butter
> 1 cup of granulated sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or
> raisins
> 1 tsp. baking soda
> 1 tsp. salt
> 1 tsp. fresh lemon juice
> 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
> 2 cups all-purpose flour
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as
> desired)
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
> bowl, check the
> Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
> quality, pour one level
> cup, and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one
> cup of butter in
> a large, fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
> Beat again. At this
> point, it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still
> OK, so try another
> cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
> to the bowl and
> chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the frigging
> fruit off floor...
>
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
> the beaterers,
> just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
> Cuervo to check for
> tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check
> the Jose Cuervo.
>
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
> one table. Add a
> spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> over. Don't forget
> to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
> through the window,
> finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the
> stove in the
> dishwasher.
>
> CHERRY MISTMAS
>
Hahahah or should I say Ho Ho Ho!

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