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Subject: Groaner


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Cloda Rubbish/Dai Carpet
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Date Posted: 10/07/06 9:55pm



A woman and her friend are walking down the sidewalk when they come upon a frog. The frog looks up at them and says, "Please help me, I'm a harmonica player and a witch put a horrible spell on me and turned me into a frog. If one of you picks me up and kisses me, the spell will be broken and I'll turn back into a harmonica player... I'll marry you, play you the most beautiful songs all the time, take you to all my gigs, especially The Blues Dragon, and we'll live happily ever after. " The woman picks up the frog, puts it in her handbag and starts walking away very quickly. Her friend runs to catch up to her & asks, "Aren't you going to kiss the frog?!?!?" The woman replies, "Hell NO! A talking frog is worth a hell of lot more than a harmonica player

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