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Date Posted: 14:21:28 05/16/02 Thu
Author: Redwood
Subject: Who brought the A1 sauce?
In reply to: TFD 's message, "Oh boy. Mmmm" on 13:45:12 05/13/02 Mon

Being harried on all sides by vengeful 'Ben guards, the red power-sprints her way past, and isn't actually stopped until she reaches the last ring again. Then, one bull dives, catching her ankle and dewclaw in his jaws and hands, and tripping her in mid-leap. She crashes to the rocky ground, her food rolling several feet away, and with one kick of the opposite hind leg, decapitates the offending 'Ben. However, this allowed other guards to catch up with her, and Redwood leaps upright to face them. She kills a few with lungs and fast strikes, then spins and, with tail whipping in rear defense, grabs her food and tears for TFD. The rest of the herd, milling and shrieking and dodging away from the predators, aren't a threat. Not like the few guards still giving chase. The Korat hacks a laugh, teeth thick in blood and flesh and soon-to-be steaks, and reaches TFD. She drops her meal to speak. "Up, out of this bowl." Pant pant. "They'll stop once we cross the ridge." Pant. Hack-pant-cough.

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Eww. forget A1, gimme ketchup. Finger... er, toe-lickin-good. -- TFD, 15:07:56 05/16/02 Thu
- Hey, A1 rocks! I'll take that over ketchup anyday. Although the proper spices beat both. -- Redwood, 11:37:08 05/22/02 Wed
  - Eh, you take A1, I'll take Ketchup. Does it really matter, other than personal prefference? ~*I dun think so*~ -- TFD, 20:09:31 05/23/02 Thu
    - Deal. But, uh... we don't have human imports here. O,O -- Redwood, 10:05:37 05/29/02 Wed
      - o.o oh. right. well, who needs dressing on fresh raw meat? Yum -- TFD, 20:41:30 05/31/02 Fri
        Good point there. Blood and gore are the sauces, neh? -- Redwood, 16:50:15 06/03/02 Mon
        Woot. Blood 'n' Gore... someone should bottle it and ship it off to grocery stores and meat markets everywhere... -- TFD, 18:29:09 06/03/02 Mon
        But who would buy it, except for crazies like us? O,o -- Redwood, 10:44:34 06/06/02 Thu
        Ehh, if any carnivore knows what's good, they'd buy it. -- TFD, 14:18:39 06/06/02 Thu
        Let's see... Today's Special : Preda Ben heart baked in lungskin and basted in blood, with a side of bone marrow. Desert? The small intestines. Oh, yummy. -- Redwood, 15:17:56 06/06/02 Thu
        Yee-haw! You're buyin. o.o -- TFD, 20:39:12 06/06/02 Thu