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Date Posted: 03:01:02 08/21/04 Sat
Author: Mike K.
Subject: Re: Jokes thread
In reply to: Chris 's message, "Re: Jokes thread" on 08:59:41 08/19/04 Thu

A programming course between the founders of the great world religions.

Bhudda, Mohammed, Moses, and Jesus sit in front of their computers.

The time is 12 hours, who can write the most fanciful program?

Everyone is typing frantically.

All are writing very fanciful programs, with intricate details, very nice to look at.

Then 2 minutes before the contest ends, there's a big power-out.
Bhudda just leaves the room, because he knows he cannot set up a program in a minute.
Mohammed frantically types a program, but can come to no conclusion before the bell rings.
Moses just cries to Heaven, but his program also is gone.

Jesus turns on his computer, calmly clicks a few button, and his program runs, everything is working perfectly.

How did he do it?

Jesus is the only one who saves!

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