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Date Posted: 20:07:53 08/27/04 Fri
Author: Joe
Subject: God and wives
In reply to: Chris 's message, "Re: Jokes thread" on 08:59:41 08/19/04 Thu

While we're on the subject of God and wives...

A man walking along a beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord replied: "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for such an undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific. The concrete and steel it would take. It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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