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Subject: 笑下啦地球人-笑死冇命賠


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紅兔
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Date Posted: 23:59:06 06/27/05 Mon

轉載-四將論 (改自六國論)
中學學D課文係咁用:
比賽包艇,非人不勁,賽不善,弊在有丁。有丁而分虧,包艇之道也。或曰:全組敗北,率有丁耶?
曰:不錯者以錯者喪。蓋失強援,不能獨完,故曰弊在有丁也。

丁以冷淡之外,小則著草,大則讓賽。較丁之所失,與隊友所失者,其實多倍;隊友之所得,與丁某
所得者,其實亦多倍。則隊之所大忌,隊員之所大患,固必在丁矣。思厥眾隊員,暴暖氣,壓按鈕,
以有尺寸之分;丁某視之不甚惜,舉以予人,如棄草芥。上題蝕四分,下題讓五分,然後得一室咒罵。
起視四境,而題目又至矣。然則隊員之分有限,愚丁之笨無窮;奪之彌繁,敗之愈急,故不賽而強弱、
勝負已判矣。至於包艇,理固宜然。友人云:「以分予丁,猶抱薪救火;薪不盡,火不滅。」此言得之。

會長未嘗出賽,終繼遷怒於丁,何哉?蝕分而不助隊友也。隊友包艇,丁亦不免矣。臻、木二將,稍
有理智,能守其分,義不效丁。是故木雖少分而避綁,斯用腦之效也。至波以丁某為將,始速禍焉。
波嘗兩戰於賽,一良而一可。後賽擊會者再,熊人連卻之;洎熊已離校,比賽為恣A惜其用人而不終
也。且臻、木處丁愚笨喪分之際,可謂勢單力弱,包艇而回,誠不得已。

向使三員各愛其分,會長勿附於熊,丁某不行,熊人猶在,則勝負之數,存亡之理,當與人相較,或
未易量。嗚呼!以予丁之位,封天下之良將;以練丁之力,培天下之奇才:并力南嚮,則吾恐各隊食
之不得下咽也。悲夫!有如此之勢,而為丁某愚笨之所劫,上扣下減,以趨於敗。為會者,無使為愚
笨之所劫哉!

夫三將與丁皆學生,其勢強於丁,而猶有不用而勝之之勢。苟以其絕對之分,而從比賽當日之勢,是
又在多隊上矣!

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[> Subject: 其實有什麼好笑?


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Date Posted: 22:43:55 06/29/05 Wed

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[> Subject: 笑死了


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膠仔糖
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Date Posted: 23:02:08 06/29/05 Wed

笑死了

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[> Subject: Re: 笑下啦地球人-笑死冇命賠


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紅兔
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Date Posted: 00:47:11 06/30/05 Thu

我抄埋作者既解釋你就明。

首段解釋為何弊在有丁。比賽中,我六十七,伍尚四十三,森林木九,而佢既分數係人人得而扁之既負一百零四分。(尾二同學負三十幾分,由當時數學學會會長森林木計到既 expectaion 係 -41.25。) 出丁冇出其他人,而丁又不斷答錯拉分,故謂失強援。比賽前著草後態度不瞅不睬,悔意久奉。稍有理智一句暗寸D同學冇咩理智。一個有理智既人都無可能錯咁多題。負分時都要收手啦。佢皮都唔收下。森林木得九分都可以避免比熊人綁係樹上面。最絕既係佢比賽後棄隊潛逃。從任何角度睇,丁某都係論罪當綁。因為佢既事跡,森林木叫佢做 D 同學。D同學實在太勁。波波夫咁少發惡既都比佢撩起把火。值得注意既係「隊友既街,丁亦不免矣。」既丁亦不免矣指既唔係包艇,而係我同森林木成日講既有D野真係冇得慳謘A即係叫熊人將佢綁係樹上面。後面講波會長有玩過比賽,熊人係天文學會主將 (後賽擊會者再,熊人連卻之)。佢畢業後人才開始凋零,比賽成績失色。(洎熊已離校,比賽為) 如果唔出D同學,波波夫出賽,唔同熊人一齊坐觀眾席。又或者熊人未畢業,我地好難輸。個比賽答對五分,錯扣四分。經統計後,比賽有五十條。佢答琱K題,答錯三十一題,淨錯廿六題。我地並得出以下結果。出賽前我地扑濕佢,單手讓賽,排十幾。將佢個分 absolute驉A好似排第五度。六名或以內有獎,我就可以榮休。(竊笑) 呢個就解釋最尾個段。我當日講如果丁某負少少就拋佢落西貢沿海算喇。多D就順手D拋落維港啦。不過好似佢咁負法。我地不如一人出幾蚊,夾錢的佢去荃灣,拋佢落醉酒灣個貨物起卸區好啦。有睇過機場鐵路既環評都知果度有幾污糟。有D野真係冇得慳謘C呢件事就係促成我作「叫熊人將佢綁係樹上面」(九八度九方個紹字係正綁字前面) 呢句名句。是項聲明已獲森林木證實。佢證實鬙y野係我係D同學單野後作既。呢句好快就成為天文學會中人既流行句。

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[> [> Subject: Re: 笑下啦地球人-笑死冇命賠


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Date Posted: 12:21:03 07/01/05 Fri



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[> [> [> Subject: Re: 笑下啦地球人-笑死冇命賠


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Date Posted: 16:06:14 07/01/05 Fri

真的很滑稽!

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[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: 虷狟徽華⑩芄倨竹蚚攲


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Date Posted: 19:26:27 07/02/05 Sat

>淩腔竭賑儉!
蹎譜, 虷侚飲徽~

慇慇慇...

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[> Subject: Re: 笑下啦地球人-笑死冇命賠


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Date Posted: 00:02:51 07/13/05 Wed

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>轉載-四將論 (改自六國論)
>中學學D課文係咁用:
>比賽包艇,非人不勁,賽不善,弊在有丁。有丁而分虧,包艇?>完D也。或曰:全組敗北,率有丁耶?
>曰:不錯者以錯者喪。蓋失強援,不能獨完,故曰弊在有丁也?>C
>
>丁以冷淡之外,小則著草,大則讓賽。較丁之所失,與隊友所?>◥怴A其實多倍;隊友之所得,與丁某
>所得者,其實亦多倍。則隊之所大忌,隊員之所大患,固必在?>B矣。思厥眾隊員,暴暖氣,壓按鈕,
>以有尺寸之分;丁某視之不甚惜,舉以予人,如棄草芥。上題?>k四分,下題讓五分,然後得一室咒罵。
>起視四境,而題目又至矣。然則隊員之分有限,愚丁之笨無窮?>F奪之彌繁,敗之愈急,故不賽而強弱、
>勝負已判矣。至於包艇,理固宜然。友人云:「以分予丁,猶?>篪~救火;薪不盡,火不滅。」此言得之。
>
>會長未嘗出賽,終繼遷怒於丁,何哉?蝕分而不助隊友也。隊?>穸]艇,丁亦不免矣。臻、木二將,稍
>有理智,能守其分,義不效丁。是故木鬗痐嬰蚆袑j,斯用腦?>妙臚]。至波以丁某為將,始速禍焉。
>波嘗兩戰於賽,一良而一可。後賽擊會者再,熊人連卻之;洎?>竣w離校,比賽為恣A惜其用人而不終
>也。且臻、木處丁愚笨喪分之際,可謂勢單力弱,包艇而回,?>菑ㄠo已。
>
>向使三員各愛其分,會長勿附於熊,丁某不行,熊人猶在,則?>茩t之數,存亡之理,當與人相較,或
>未易量。嗚呼!以予丁之位,封天下之良將;以練丁之力,培?>悀U之奇才:并力南嚮,則吾恐各隊食
>之不得下咽也。悲夫!有如此之勢,而為丁某愚笨之所劫,上?>岸U減,以趨於敗。為會者,無使為愚
>笨之所劫哉!
>
>夫三將與丁皆學生,其勢強於丁,而猶有不用而勝之之勢。苟?>H其絕對之分,而從比賽當日之勢,是
>又在多隊上矣!
>
>一件無言既事既有言回應

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