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Subject: 笑死了


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膠仔糖
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Date Posted: 23:02:08 06/29/05 Wed
In reply to: 紅兔 's message, "笑下啦地球人-笑死冇命賠" on 23:59:06 06/27/05 Mon

笑死了

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紅兔
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Date Posted: 00:47:11 06/30/05 Thu

我抄埋作者既解釋你就明。

首段解釋為何弊在有丁。比賽中,我六十七,伍尚四十三,森林木九,而佢既分數係人人得而扁之既負一百零四分。(尾二同學負三十幾分,由當時數學學會會長森林木計到既 expectaion 係 -41.25。) 出丁冇出其他人,而丁又不斷答錯拉分,故謂失強援。比賽前著草後態度不瞅不睬,悔意久奉。稍有理智一句暗寸D同學冇咩理智。一個有理智既人都無可能錯咁多題。負分時都要收手啦。佢皮都唔收下。森林木得九分都可以避免比熊人綁係樹上面。最絕既係佢比賽後棄隊潛逃。從任何角度睇,丁某都係論罪當綁。因為佢既事跡,森林木叫佢做 D 同學。D同學實在太勁。波波夫咁少發惡既都比佢撩起把火。值得注意既係「隊友既街,丁亦不免矣。」既丁亦不免矣指既唔係包艇,而係我同森林木成日講既有D野真係冇得慳謘A即係叫熊人將佢綁係樹上面。後面講波會長有玩過比賽,熊人係天文學會主將 (後賽擊會者再,熊人連卻之)。佢畢業後人才開始凋零,比賽成績失色。(洎熊已離校,比賽為) 如果唔出D同學,波波夫出賽,唔同熊人一齊坐觀眾席。又或者熊人未畢業,我地好難輸。個比賽答對五分,錯扣四分。經統計後,比賽有五十條。佢答琱K題,答錯三十一題,淨錯廿六題。我地並得出以下結果。出賽前我地扑濕佢,單手讓賽,排十幾。將佢個分 absolute驉A好似排第五度。六名或以內有獎,我就可以榮休。(竊笑) 呢個就解釋最尾個段。我當日講如果丁某負少少就拋佢落西貢沿海算喇。多D就順手D拋落維港啦。不過好似佢咁負法。我地不如一人出幾蚊,夾錢的佢去荃灣,拋佢落醉酒灣個貨物起卸區好啦。有睇過機場鐵路既環評都知果度有幾污糟。有D野真係冇得慳謘C呢件事就係促成我作「叫熊人將佢綁係樹上面」(九八度九方個紹字係正綁字前面) 呢句名句。是項聲明已獲森林木證實。佢證實鬙y野係我係D同學單野後作既。呢句好快就成為天文學會中人既流行句。

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hkgolden
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Date Posted: 12:21:03 07/01/05 Fri



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知音人
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Date Posted: 16:06:14 07/01/05 Fri

真的很滑稽!

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?埻阹ま
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Date Posted: 19:26:27 07/02/05 Sat

>淩腔竭賑儉!
蹎譜, 虷侚飲徽~

慇慇慇...

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