VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1[2] ]


[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: Tue, Aug 14 2001, 9:31:15
Author: Libbie
Subject: *Plunks down a bottle o'Alberta Premium*

*enters establishment that has moved yet again! ( ;] ) wearing full condor~proof gear*

"Foxxie!, find me some rubber hose and some thermoses... thermossii.."

Foxxie looks up from what could be termed as a nap, who knew she slept?

"Whatever you want Libs, take it, then leave me the hell alone." *eyes close*

"Haul yer keester off that sofa gal, I needs some help diluting this here rye whiskey."

*one eye opens* "Whattchu talkin' about Lib?"

"Yeah, I'm going to dilute this and pass it off as "Canadian Tea" *chuckle*".

"What in the hell for?" *rises from sofa, moves over to 'rubber hose' drawer and pulls out a length.

"OH! btw.. Thanks tons for FedExing the Packing~Peanut~Elvis sculpture to the Lounge *blatent plug ;]*, great gift, jazzes up the place, and it's coming in mighty handy at the moment!"

"Quit talking in circles Lib or I may have to kill you."

*moi lifts the netting up and over my pith helmet, lowers sunglasses* "Well, I've got a Greyhound out there filled to the rafters with Japanese Tourists."

"GetTheF---OuttaHere!"

*nods* "Yeppers, they won't leave me alone since the ski incident, *looks this way and that way, Foxxie follows suit*, so I decided to be their tour guide, and promised them a tour of Acroland, and they thought I meant Graceland, and well, now you know the rest of the story."

*LHAO* "I wondered where the hell you were!"

"Oh yeah, like I can keep track o'you?" *wink*

"I understand the condor outfit Libs, but what's with the shades?" *walks moi to the door*

"Picture it - 90 Japanese tourists - 423 cameras flashing at the same time - retina damage? I don't think so." *chortle*

"No shit, huh?" *laffs*

;]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]


Replies:



Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]


Forum timezone: GMT-7
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.