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Date Posted: Sat, Aug 18 2001, 10:00:34
Author: *Allison
Subject: Frog Hunt


I often think that my life could easily become a major sitcom. The following could easily become an episode from Malcolm in the Middle, or Everybody loves Raymond....

My husband travels quite a bit in the summer. This past week, he was driving through Nebraska when a huge rain storm hit. Suddenly, the freeway was covered with hundreds of frogs. He couldn't help himself from hitting them. Coincidentally, the song "Joy to the World" came on the radio, so he felt it was fate, and pulled over. He grabbed a frog, stuck it in an empty ice tea jar, and drove the rest of the way home. Of course, my two girls were thrilled. They didn't like the name "Jeremiah" that their Dad had given him, so they changed the name to "J-Lo Sabrina". (Please keep in mind these are the same children that named their goldfish "Green Eggs and Ham"). My lovely hubby then stuck the frog in a semi- deep bucket with water and a rock overnight. Duh. The frog escaped, and is now roaming my house. I have no idea where it is. I'm terrified I'm going to lift up something and find it, and I'm REALLY terrified that I'm not going to find it before it dies! Do frogs stink much when they pass on? J-Lo Sabrina Jeremiah is only about 2 inches by 2 inches big. Do you have ANY idea how many hiding places a frog that size can find in my house??? It's three friggin floors for Gosh sakes! How long can she go without water?
So, anyone with any frog expertise, please help me out here. Please.

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