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Date Posted: Mon, Aug 20 2001, 20:09:17
Author: kadee
Subject: groaner..............;-)

After a night of drinking Dave walks out of a bar, stumbling back and
forth with a key in his hand. A cop sees him, and approaches. "Can I
help you, Sir?"

"Yesssh! Ssshomebody shtole my car!", Dave replies.

The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"

"It wassss at the end of thissss key!", Dave answers.

About that time, the officer looks down and sees that Dave's "penis" is
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. The cop says to Dave,
"Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Dave looks down and, without missing a beat, moans, "OHHHH MY
GOD....They got my girlfriend, too

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