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TOP TEN FUNNY THINGS I HEARD IN MY HOME THIS WEEK...

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BunFoo

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Date Posted: 16:35:53 03/27/01 Tue

By BunnayFooFoo
TOP TEN FUNNY THINGS I HEARD IN MY HOUSE THIS WEEK:

1. The cat (Wovah-Boy) making OBSCENELY LOUD smacking sounds
while sucking on the poodle's fur.

2. "Mom, the baby kittens haven't shit in 5 days...What
should I give them?"

3. "Yeah, I just got back from HR Block and I feel like
I've been involved in a log-truck accident and one of
the logs got lodged in my ass".

4. "Man, I'd hock some ass for a menthol cig right now..."

5. "...no, you have the wrong number...yes I'm sure you
have the wrong number...no, Lynette does not live here...
yes I'm SURE Lynette does not live here, and judging from
your level of stupidity, I'm thinking Lynette gave you the
wrong number on purpose..".

6. "Mom, I can't shit...what should I take?"

7. "Why the heck does everyone ask me what to take when
they can't shit??...Do I look like a professor of scatology?"

8. "Libby the hillbilly porch dog.....Latin term "needius
maximus".

9. "oh my God...Daddy used to smoke weed?...and he wore
bell-bottoms TOO???...oh my God..."

And Number 10 of the TOP TEN List:
10. "Aww MAAAAAN, the kittens have shit all over each
other!...You guys suck".

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