Subject:  Things that you will do atleast once in your lifetime, wether you admit it or not. |
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Mels
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Date Posted: 17:11:03 03/28/01 Wed
You will pick on an ugly person, regardless of how ugly, fat, ate up, skank, you yourself are.
You will "accidentally" hurt your pet, by cutting, polishing, cleaning, lighting, marbilizing, glu-gunning, painting, macramaing, knitting, sanding, walking while holding, anything around your pet. Maybe this only applies if you have a dog, or my dog....
You will shit yourself..
You will fall in love with atleast one beautiful person that will be dumber than a box of hammers and/or a lousy lover.
You will pee in the pool.
You will taste the dog's food.
You will masterbate with a common household item or vegetable. You might even put said vegetable back where you got it from when your done.
You will cry over spilt milk. (maybe this is only chicks)
You will have a sexual fantasy about someone you despise, and it will be good, damn good.
You will drive by an ex-lover's house.. Granted, not nesc. naked, covered in mango chutney, and stabing yourself in the knee with a pen knife shouting the words to "Karma Chameleon" by the Culture Club, but youll drive by a few times...
You will smell someones underwear, maybe even your own.
You will make a prank call.
You will touch the ass of a stranger.
You will picture maiming/killing/hurting/disfiguring/blowing up, atleast 1 or 2 people you see in traffic, in the mall, at a drive thru fast food place, in a bar/club, or in your house.
You will pick your nose and spend a good bit of time and effort trying to flick the booger.
You will see something on Discovery Channnel that makes your horny...
You will eat taco salad or ice cream naked.
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