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jame0610 (stephanie.paswinski@abstrades.com)Is your electronic mailbox [stephanie.paswinski@abstrades.com] empty? Do you feel lonely? Well, imagine how it must be for others, even more desperate than you. Fortunately, Microsoft are here to help.
You probably know Microsoft for their famous Blue Screen of Death. And perhaps you are fond of their MS Bob productivity tools. But are you familiar with their pink promotion divison?
Microsoft are the leading source of UCE mailing list promotions. When you need a list so that you can send unsolicited commercial e-mail, you should not rely on just anyone. Many of these lists contain outdated or undeliverable addresses, and that just wastes your effort. What you need is live addresses, guaranteed (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) to be 100% "opt-in". And no one else can deliver that, backed by the well-known Microsoft Assurance.
Remember, MicroSoft are your full service promotion company. Not only can you purchase "opt-in" e-mail lists, but you can distribute your promotion using their bullet-proof hosting. While you are there, you can even use the free maildrop services so that the complaints about your unwanted mailings are not traceable back to you!
Not sure about Microsoft lists? There are other vendors as well. So really, there is no excuse not to soil your reputation with pink promotions. But please, consider the Micro-Soft supported options first, because there is a reason it is not called Large-Erect and you are free to investigate.
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If you are new to the pink promotion business, maybe you should talk to some of the experts. We have recruited several dupes and fellow travelers who are glad to help you get started.
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| You could probably use the expert roster above as a start to your own pink promotion list. If you send the promotion out using a different business name, then it may have less deleterious effects on your reputation. Approval by the Atlantic City Casino Redevelopment Authority and Trump Enterprises is pending. Illustrations have precios little to do with the list promoters mentioned above and are furnished for amusement purposes only. ABS Trades is fully Microsoft-MX qualified and ready to send out a surfeit of unsolicited commercial e-mail. | ||||
