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Date Posted: 15:52:45 09/18/02 Wed
Author: Luoodles
Subject: Wild Women of the Harmyboard! May I have your attention, please! (Well honestly, “Ladies and Gentlemen?” I don’t think so….)


INSIDE PLEASE!!!

O.K. LISTEN UP! I am pleased to announce the Harmyboard Emmy nominations for Worst Plot Device. To assist me with tonight’s nominations we have… COLORADO!!!

~POOF!~

"AAAAIIIIIGGGGGH!!!!"

Colorado! Colorado! It’s O.k.!!!! You’re fine, dear. I just poofed you and….

"AAAAIIIIIGGGGGH!!!!"

O.K. Uhh.. maybe we needed a more seasoned veteran..

"AAAAIIIIIGGGGGH!!!!"

Oh good Heavens!

~POOF!~

Sheesh. Man she’s got a set of lungs! O.K. how about.. ~POOF!~ BRIGITTE! Welcome Brigitte!

Oh Lu… I told you I was going to the BEACH. What are you DOING now?

Harmyboard Emmy Nominations. Cats and Gats and Yowling or some sort of attorney people made me do it. I don’t know. It’s sort of a community service thing. You know… after that unfortunate mishap on the Harmyboard….

Luoodles, you have so MANY unfortunate mishaps.

Uh, yeah. It does SEEM that way...Sigh. Anyway, here, help me out and read these. Hey.. LOL! You could do it in French and really freak people out! LOL.. ~cough~ Right... o.k…. Just go ahead and read them and I’ll poof you back to your beach. Besides, you’re getting sand all over the carpet.

Oh Lu… Give them to me. Sigh. And the nominees for worst Plot Device are: Sergei's existence, Renee's dead Dad, and Psychic Mac. And the winner is……Renee’s Dead Dad. Accepting the award tonight is none other then.. uh.. none other then.. Lu, who IS this person??

It’s the actor that played Renee’s father.

But.. he… He was in the COFFIN the entire time. Did he have LINES?

Well I HOPE not. Sheesh. Anyway, help him up on stage.. He looks a bit wobbly… ummm… Maybe I should poof him here.

Nooooooo….!!!!!

~POOF!~
"AAAAIIIIIGGGGGH!!!!"

Oh.. ummm… Sir? Sir? Are you o.k.? Sir?

LUOODLES!! I think you KILLED him! Oh my GOSH! Poof me back to France! Poof me back to France. YOU POOF ME BACK TO FRANCE RIGHT NOW!

Curtain falls as sirens begin to wail.

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