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Version 1 -- KatRose, 20:28:39 10/21/03 Tue
Let me know what you think of these.
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Version 2 -- KatRose, 20:26:39 10/21/03 Tue
Let me know what you think of these.
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adf -- asdf, 00:14:35 10/15/03 Wed
O.K. HERE is my Jack pic for the Banner: 
Here is my Daniel pic: 
Janet. 
Cant decide between these three for Tealc. Help!:
I cant decide between these for Sam. Cant decide if I want beautiful Sam or kick but Sam. What do you think???
Bratac:
Maybourne: 
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asdf -- asdf, 22:24:56 10/14/03 Tue
O.K. HERE is my Jack pic for the Banner:
Here is my Daniel pic:
I can decide between these two for Janet. Help!:
Cant decide between these three for Tealc. Help!:
I cant decide between these for Sam. Cant decide if I want beautiful Sam or kick but Sam. What do you think???
Bratac:
Maybourne:
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asdf -- sadf, 21:35:19 10/14/03 Tue
Daniel pic:
Janet Pic
Jack Pic
Tealc
Sam
Hammond
Siler
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234 -- 234, 07:57:49 08/26/03 Tue
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
ShipperMom: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Daisy: Hes coming isnt he? Fire: He better be! Im missing JAG for this. Ronnie: And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! Kay: You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! 
Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! 
Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < ~cough~ Im sorry, folks! 
It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? 
I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What
Slam! Click!
HEY! Let me in! 
I bought a TICKET for this!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! 
Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! And speaking of which, just between you and ol Lu, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a Clark Bar! Oh and before I forget, Wilma has been enquiring about that dangerous canister of yours ~Wink~ ~Wink~
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Calm down. I dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! ~ POOF!!! ~
Im sorry, dear. I accidentally poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award! 
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out
is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear! Whats that? Oh for heavens sake! 
Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Oh gross.. FrancesSigh
Frances.. Please. Not the drool Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre grossing me out w/ all that drool.. not to mention youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? What the FRANCES! You get back here with Jack RIGHT NOW!! Oh good grief! Shes run off with JACK! How the heck am I supposed to explain this? Im RESPONSIBLE for that guy! ~~~~~~~~You know..what is that Something smells really good Smells sort of like roastOh my gosh! DUCK!
Kay: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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b -- b, 17:03:04 08/24/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
ShipperMom: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Daisy: Hes coming isnt he? Fire: He better be! Im missing JAG for this. Ronnie: And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! Kay: You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < ~cough~ Im sorry, folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What
Slam! Click!
HEY! Let me in! I bought a TICKET for this!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! And speaking of which, just between you and ol Lu, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar! Oh and before I forget, Wilma has been enquiring about your dangerous canister ~Wink~ ~Wink~
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Calm down. I dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! ~ POOF!!! ~
Im sorry, dear. I accidentally poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear! Whats that? Oh for heavens sake! Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Oh gross.. FrancesSigh
Frances.. Please. Not the drool Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre grossing me out w/ all that drool.. not to mention youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? What the FRANCES! You get back here with Jack RIGHT NOW!! Oh good grief! Shes run off with JACK! How the heck am I supposed to explain this? Im RESPONSIBLE for that guy! ~~~~~~~~You know..what is that Something smells really good Smells sort of like roastOh my gosh! The DUCK!
Kay: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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a -- a, 16:56:30 08/24/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
~ Audience Murmuring ~ ShipperMom: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Daisy: Hes coming isnt he? Fire: He better be! Im missing JAG for this. Ronnie: And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! Kay: You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < ~cough~ Im sorry, folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What
Slam! Click!
HEY! Let me in! I bought a TICKET for this!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! And speaking of which, just between you and ol Lu, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar! Oh and before I forget, Wilma has been enquiring about your dangerous canister ~Wink~ ~Wink~
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Calm down. I dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! ~ POOF!!! ~
Im sorry, dear. I accidentally poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear! Whats that? Oh for heavens sake! Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Oh gross.. FrancesSigh
Frances.. Please. Not the drool Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre grossing me out w/ all that drool.. not to mention youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? What the FRANCES! You get back here with Jack RIGHT NOW!! Oh good grief! Shes run off with JACK! How the heck am I supposed to explain this? Im RESPONSIBLE for that guy! ~~~~~~~~You know..what is that Something smells really good Smells sort of like roastOh my gosh! The DUCK! She FRIED our DUCK?!
Kay: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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asdf -- asdf, 15:56:17 08/24/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
~ ShipperMom: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Daisy: Hes coming isnt he? Fire: He better be! Im missing JAG for this. Ronnie: And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! Kay: You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly ~
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
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321 -- 321, 15:50:21 08/24/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
~ ShipperMom: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Daisy: Hes coming isnt he? Fire: He better be! Im missing JAG for this. Ronnie: And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt!Kay: You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly ~
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < ~cough~ Im sorry, folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What
Slam! Click!
HEY! Let me in! I bought a TICKET for this!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! And speaking of which, just between you and ol Lu, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar! Btw, did you bring your canister? ~Wink~ ~Wink~ My LANDS, HoneyChild! We nearly had to get the PADDLES out after that last picture you sent us! Duckyboarders were keeling over left an RIGHT!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Calm down. I dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! POOF!!!
Im sorry, dear. I accidently poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear! Whats that? Oh for heavens sake! Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Oh gross.. FrancesSigh
Frances.. Please. Not the drool Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss, too. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre grossing me out w/ all that drool.. not to mention youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? What the FRANCES! You get back here with Jack RIGHT NOW!! Oh good grief! Shes run off with JACK! How the heck am I supposed to explain this? Im RESPONSIBLE for that guy! ~~~~~~~~You know..what is that Something smells really good Smells sort of like roastOh my gosh! The DUCK! She FRIED our DUCK?!
Kay: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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123 -- 123, 12:01:29 08/24/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < ~cough~ Im sorry, folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What
Slam! Click!
HEY! Let me in! I bought a TICKET for this!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! And speaking of which, just between you and ol Lu, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar! Btw, did you bring your canister? ~Wink~ ~Wink~
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Calm down. I dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! POOF!!!
Im sorry, dear. I accidently poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear! Whats that? Oh for heavens sake! Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Oh gross.. FrancesSigh
Frances.. Please. Not the drool Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss, too. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre grossing me out w/ all that drool.. not to mention youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? What the FRANCES! You get back here with Jack RIGHT NOW!! Oh good grief! Shes run off with JACK! Whow the heck am I supposed to explain this? Im RESPONSIBLE for that guy! Oh my gosh! ~~~~~~~~You know..what is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! The DUCK! She FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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FINAL GLUOODLE EDIT -- adsf, 15:47:01 08/23/03 Sat
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < ~cough~ Im sorry, folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What
Slam! Click!
HEY! Let me in! I bought a TICKET for this!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! Btw, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! POOF!!!
Im sorry, dear. I accidently poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear! Whats that? Oh for heavens sake! Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Oh gross.. FrancesSigh
Frances.. Please. Not the drool Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss, too. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre grossing me out w/ all that drool.. not to mention youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? Col. ONeill? Hello? Huh. I guess they left in all the confusion You know..what is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! The DUCK! She FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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latest -- asd, 15:40:38 08/23/03 Sat
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < ~cough~ Im sorry, folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What
Slam! Click!
HEY! Let me in! I bought a TICKET for this!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! Btw, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! POOF!!!
Im sorry, dear. I accidently poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear! Whats that? Oh for heavens sake! Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Frances, are you alright, dear? You seem a bit.. I dont know
Frances? Frances.. Oh no. Not the drool Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss, too. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre grossing me out w/ all that drool.. not to mention youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? Col. ONeill? Hello? Huh. I guess they left in all the confusion You know..what is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! The DUCK! She FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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klj;jk -- klj;kl, 14:23:11 08/23/03 Sat
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asdf -- asdf, 14:06:39 08/23/03 Sat
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < Im sorry folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What HEY!
Slam! Click!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! Btw, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!! POOF!!!
Im sorry, dear. I accidently poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear!
Whats that? Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Frances, are you alright, dear? You seem a bit.. I dont know
Frances?
Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss, too. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? Col. ONeill? Hello? Huh. I guess they left in all the confusion You know..what is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! The DUCK! She FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
END
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One more thing, since people have already voted on that poll, I am thinking maybe you like to consider saving this for next poll. -- Rosie, 11:04:53 08/21/03 Thu
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There we go. OK see you on the other board!! -- Rosie, 11:02:34 08/21/03 Thu
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Apprently did not work!! Let me try something else. -- Rosie, 10:59:25 08/21/03 Thu
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adsf -- asdf, 17:46:25 08/18/03 Mon
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abd -- adsf, 17:25:50 08/17/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < Im sorry folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What HEY!
Slam! Click!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! Btw, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!!
POOF!!!
Im sorry, dear. I accidently poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear!
Whats that? Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Frances, are you alright, dear? You seem a bit.. I dont know
Frances?
Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss, too. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. It seems she shorted the entire electrical system. Where IS she anyway? Frances? Are you alright? Frances? And wheres Jack? Frances? Col. ONeill? Hello? Huh. I guess they left in all the confusion You know..what is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! The DUCK! She FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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abc -- adsf, 17:13:07 08/17/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
> Pssst. SECURITY! < Im sorry folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What HEY!
Slam! Click!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! Saay.. I bet you two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! Btw, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGG.!!!!
POOF!!!
Im sorry, dear. I accidently poofed Harmkins in when I was trying to show you and well It seems Ive poofed the dear a few too many times.. Hes a bit jumpy.
Ya think?
Saaaaay.. speaking of POOFINGS. I bet its a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Well Anyway! Back to the show! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear!
Whats that? Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Frances, are you alright, dear? You seem a bit.. I dont know
Frances?
Ummm Jack.. You better just uhhh
Frances! You need to Calm DOWN, child! Yes. Im sure hell give you a kiss, too. But you HAVE to calm yourself! Youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!! QUUUUAaaaaaaaccccckkkk
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. Frances? Are you alright? Frances? Now whered she go? And wheres Jack? It seems the entire electrical system was shorted. Umm whered Frances go? Frances? Col. ONeill? Hello? FRANCES! YOU FORGOT YOUR AWARD! What is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! You FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
END
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asdf -- asdf, 16:47:48 08/17/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Can the audience hold it down a bit? Thank you. Now, before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? 
Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
>Pssst. SECURITY!< Im sorry folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What HEY!
Slam! Click!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
~ POOF!!! ~
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! You two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! Btw, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know ~ POOF!!! ~ Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
POOF!!!
Hes a little jumpy.
Ya think?
Hes uh.. had ummm. one too many Poofings I suppose.Saaaaay.. I bet POOFINGS are a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Anyway! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear!
Whats that? Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested.
Frances, are you alright, dear? You seem a bit.. I dont know
Frances?
This has got to be the weirdest hallucination Ive EVER had.
Whatever. Just hand her the duck .. whatch out, he bites and give her a little smootch on the cheek. Then you can go home.
Frances! Oh my GOSH! Calm DOWN, child! And the drool! Youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!!
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. Frances? Are you alright? Frances? Now whered she go? And wheres Jack? It seems the entire electrical system was shorted. Umm whered Frances go? Frances? Col. ONeill? Hello? FRANCES! YOU FORGOT YOUR AWARD! What is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! You FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
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asdf -- asdf, 16:28:56 08/17/03 Sun
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to our very first ever Duckyboard Golden Luoodle! Tonight we are here to honor FRANCES! Woo Hoo!
Ronnie: Whos she trying to kid? Im here to see JACK! Hes coming isnt he? He better be! Im missing JAG for this. And I think its the episode where Gunny ALMOST takes off his shirt! You know.. Ive heard these things ALWAYS end badly
Ahem! Before we begin tonights festivities, Id like to introduce my assistant, Pretzel! Come on out, Pretz!
What? Im not coming out there! Ive been to some of your OTHER Gluoodles. Who said I was your assistant? Youve got to be kidding. Nobody is that stupid! I wouldnt get near you and your award ceremony with a ten foot po
Pssst. SECURITY! Im sorry folks! It seems Pretz couldnt be with us tonight after all. Im sure she sends her deepest regrets. Probably some sort of emergency at work or something
What? I dont have any .. I didnt say THAT! What HEY!
Slam! Click!
Now.. where were we? Oh yes. The prestigious GOLDEN LUOODLE AWARD. Presenting tonights award will be none other then Col. Jack ONeill! One moment whilst I get him.
POOF!!!
What the ? Oh for crying out loud! Thor? Is that .. you?
Nope! Its LUOODLES! Oh MY! It IS an honor to meat you, dear! Say.. when are you and Sam going to get together? I just LOVE the idea of you two as a couple! Did I mention Im a shipper? No? Well..! Anyway! You two are already and item, arent you! You can tell me! I can keep a secret! Btw, I think you need to eat more! Youre getting sort of thin, dear! Here. Have a clark bar!
What? Who are you?! What am I doing here?
I poofed you, dear. You know POOF!!! Oh crudWhoops. Just a sec. Be right back
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Oh , Harmkins! Im sorry. Dont need you tonight, dear.. This was an accidental poofing.
AAAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh good grief
POOF!!!
Hes a little jumpy.
Ya think?
Hes uh.. had ummm. one too many Poofings I suppose.Saaaaay.. I bet POOFINGS are a lot like GATE TRAVEL, huh?
No.
Oh. Anyway! Youre here tonight to present Frances with her very first Golden Luoodle Award!
This is a dream, right?
Oh my.. It sure SEEMS like a dream.. you being here and all. But I can assure you
Im hallucinating again, arent I? Somebody did something ELSE to me and Im hallucinating. I mean.. why else would I be standing in some abandoned movie theatre wearing a pirate outfit handing out is that a LIVE Duck? You people give out LIVE DUCKS as AWARDS?
Yes? So?
Whatever. Im sure Ill be waking up soon anyway. Does the Duck have a name?
Bunny.
Your ducks name is Bunny.
Yes.
Whatever.
Ummmm. Moving on. FRANCES! Oh, FRANCES! MacGyver .. I mean JACK is here and he has something for you, dear!
Whats that? Yes. Hes wearing the outfit you requested. Frances?
Frances, are you alright, dear? You seem a bit.. I dont know
Frances?
This has got to be the weirdest hallucination Ive EVER had.
Whatever. Just hand her the duck .. whatch out, he bites and give her a little smootch on the cheek. Then you can go home.
Frances! Oh my GOSH! Calm DOWN, child! And the drool! Youre going to short out the .
zzzzzZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTTTTTHHH!!!!!!
Sigh. O.K. Calm. Everyone CALM. Im sure well get the lights back on soon. Frances? Are you alright? Frances? Now whered she go? And wheres Jack? It seems the entire electrical system was shorted. Umm whered Frances go? Frances? Col. ONeill? Hello? FRANCES! YOU FORGOT YOUR AWARD! What is that Something smells really good Oh my gosh! You FRIED our DUCK?!
Ronnie: I told you this would end badly.
Medic!
END
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adsf -- asdf, 22:54:36 08/10/03 Sun
O.K. Boys and Girls! Its Marathon MONDAY! Woo Hoo! First up we have MacGyver in The Legend of the Holy Rose. This was episdoed #84 and first aired in September of 89. It was Part One of a two parter. Ill post the blurb for both parts here.
From the RDAnderson site, linked above: In the fifth-season opener, MacGyver is exhausted after a rescue in Colombia, but an archaeologist entices him to join her quest for the Holy Grail, which someone else has designs on. Part 1 of two.
PART TWO: Conclusion. MacGyver and Zoe's search for the Holy Rose may be halted permanently by Von Leer, who has stolen the artifacts they need to unlock its secrets.
Then we have our Monday Stargate Veg Out beginning with THE CURSE.
Daniel read in a newspaper that his old archeology professor has died in a laboratory accident and decides to go to his funeral. At the funeral he meets up with two old colleagues and learns a bit more about the research his professor was currently doing. It appears as though he was logging some artifacts when the accident happened and now one of them is missing. Daniel offers to help but whilst examining the artifacts he stumbles across a strange jar with markings that represent the ancient Egyptian god Osiris and something else that looks very much like Goa'uld. More deaths follow and the journalists start calling it "The return of the curse of Osiris". Meanwhile Daniel discovers that the missing artifact is another jar identical to the damaged one.
Then, SERPENTS VENUM.
Teal'c decide's to visit Chulak to try and gain more followers for the Jaffa rebellion but is tricked and captured. Now a prisioner of the Goa'uld Hiru'ur he is tortured for pleasure whilst waiting to be presented as a gift to Apophis. It appears that Hiru'ur and Apophis are due to make an alliance and that Teal'c is a gift to seal the deal. Meanwhile Jacob Carter has approached General Hammond and asked for SG-1 to assist him in a mission to stop the alliance by cloaking a ship in the ancient minefield chosen as the neutral meeting place and altering one of the mine's so that it will impact on Apophis's ship and he will believe Hiru'ur planned it causing the alliance not to take place. O'Neill over-hears a communication and discovers that Teal'c is a prisoner.
Next up, CHAIN REACTION
After yet another close call for SG-1 General Hammond accounces that he's stepping down as head of SGC and retiring. General Bauer the new CO of the SGC decides to split SG-1 up and when O'Neill objects he is politely told to shut up or get out. O'Neill approaches General Hammond and asks him why he left and tells him he doesn't believe its because of the close calls. General Hammond explains that his grand-daughters life had been threatened by the NID and that he'd been told to obtain techology any way necessary or something would happen to his family. He tells O'Neill as he can't protect his family 24 hours a day he felt his only option was to leave. O'Neill decides to take on the NID but must get his hands dirty to do so and the only person he can think of to help him is Colonel Maybourne.
And last but not least, 2010
The year is 2010 and SG-1 are no longer together, it appears that 10 years earlier they met a race known as the Aschen who helped them defeat the Goa'uld. The Aschen are regarded as Earth saviours and as such have been given complete control of Earth's defences and Stargate. O'Neill a few years earlier had voiced his opinions of the Aschen saying that they weren't all they appeared to be and that Earth shouldn't give them so much power but everyone including the members of SG-1 had turned their backs on him. However now Carter has discovered with the help of Dr Fraiser that the Aschen plan to wipe out the human race by making the female population unfertile.
Carter must convince ALL of SG-1 to go on one final mission to prevent the end of the human race, a mission which will surely end in their deaths unless their counter-parts 10 years in the past can save them.
Stargate synopsis from Beth at DEDICATED TO STARGATE
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asdf -- asdf, 22:47:50 08/10/03 Sun
O.K. Boys and Girls! Its Marathon MONDAY! Woo Hoo! First up we have MacGyver in The Legend of the Holy Rose. This was episdoed #84 and first aired in September of 89. It was Part One of a two parter. Ill post the blurb for both parts here.
From the RDAnderson site, linked above: In the fifth-season opener, MacGyver is exhausted after a rescue in Colombia, but an archaeologist entices him to join her quest for the Holy Grail, which someone else has designs on. Part 1 of two.
PART TWO: Conclusion. MacGyver and Zoe's search for the Holy Rose may be halted permanently by Von Leer, who has stolen the artifacts they need to unlock its secrets.
Then we have our Monday Stargate Veg Out beginning with THE CURSE.
Daniel read in a newspaper that his old archeology professor has died in a laboratory accident and decides to go to his funeral. At the funeral he meets up with two old colleagues and learns a bit more about the research his professor was currently doing. It appears as though he was logging some artifacts when the accident happened and now one of them is missing. Daniel offers to help but whilst examining the artifacts he stumbles across a strange jar with markings that represent the ancient Egyptian god Osiris and something else that looks very much like Goa'uld. More deaths follow and the journalists start calling it "The return of the curse of Osiris". Meanwhile Daniel discovers that the missing artifact is another jar identical to the damaged one.
Then, SERPENTS VENUM.
Teal'c decide's to visit Chulak to try and gain more followers for the Jaffa rebellion but is tricked and captured. Now a prisioner of the Goa'uld Hiru'ur he is tortured for pleasure whilst waiting to be presented as a gift to Apophis. It appears that Hiru'ur and Apophis are due to make an alliance and that Teal'c is a gift to seal the deal. Meanwhile Jacob Carter has approached General Hammond and asked for SG-1 to assist him in a mission to stop the alliance by cloaking a ship in the ancient minefield chosen as the neutral meeting place and altering one of the mine's so that it will impact on Apophis's ship and he will believe Hiru'ur planned it causing the alliance not to take place. O'Neill over-hears a communication and discovers that Teal'c is a prisoner.
Next up, CHAIN REACTION
After yet another close call for SG-1 General Hammond accounces that he's stepping down as head of SGC and retiring. General Bauer the new CO of the SGC decides to split SG-1 up and when O'Neill objects he is politely told to shut up or get out. O'Neill approaches General Hammond and asks him why he left and tells him he doesn't believe its because of the close calls. General Hammond explains that his grand-daughters life had been threatened by the NID and that he'd been told to obtain techology any way necessary or something would happen to his family. He tells O'Neill as he can't protect his family 24 hours a day he felt his only option was to leave. O'Neill decides to take on the NID but must get his hands dirty to do so and the only person he can think of to help him is Colonel Maybourne.
And last but not least, 2010
The year is 2010 and SG-1 are no longer together, it appears that 10 years earlier they met a race known as the Aschen who helped them defeat the Goa'uld. The Aschen are regarded as Earth saviours and as such have been given complete control of Earth's defences and Stargate. O'Neill a few years earlier had voiced his opinions of the Aschen saying that they weren't all they appeared to be and that Earth shouldn't give them so much power but everyone including the members of SG-1 had turned their backs on him. However now Carter has discovered with the help of Dr Fraiser that the Aschen plan to wipe out the human race by making the female population unfertile.
Carter must convince ALL of SG-1 to go on one final mission to prevent the end of the human race, a mission which will surely end in their deaths unless their counter-parts 10 years in the past can save them.
Stargate synopsis from Beth at DEDICATED TO STARGATE
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asdf -- asdf, 22:36:49 08/10/03 Sun
O.K. Boys and Girls! Its Marathon MONDAY! Woo Hoo! First up we have MacGyver in The Legend of the Holy Rose. This was episdoed #84 and first aired in September of 89. It was Part One of a two parter. Ill post the blurb for both parts here.
From the RDAnderson site, linked above: In the fifth-season opener, MacGyver is exhausted after a rescue in Colombia, but an archaeologist entices him to join her quest for the Holy Grail, which someone else has designs on. Part 1 of two.
PART TWO: Conclusion. MacGyver and Zoe's search for the Holy Rose may be halted permanently by Von Leer, who has stolen the artifacts they need to unlock its secrets.
Then we have our Monday Stargate Veg Out beginning with THE CURSE.
Daniel read in a newspaper that his old archeology professor has died in a laboratory accident and decides to go to his funeral. At the funeral he meets up with two old colleagues and learns a bit more about the research his professor was currently doing. It appears as though he was logging some artifacts when the accident happened and now one of them is missing. Daniel offers to help but whilst examining the artifacts he stumbles across a strange jar with markings that represent the ancient Egyptian god Osiris and something else that looks very much like Goa'uld. More deaths follow and the journalists start calling it "The return of the curse of Osiris". Meanwhile Daniel discovers that the missing artifact is another jar identical to the damaged one.
Then, SERPENTS VENUM.
Teal'c decide's to visit Chulak to try and gain more followers for the Jaffa rebellion but is tricked and captured. Now a prisioner of the Goa'uld Hiru'ur he is tortured for pleasure whilst waiting to be presented as a gift to Apophis. It appears that Hiru'ur and Apophis are due to make an alliance and that Teal'c is a gift to seal the deal. Meanwhile Jacob Carter has approached General Hammond and asked for SG-1 to assist him in a mission to stop the alliance by cloaking a ship in the ancient minefield chosen as the neutral meeting place and altering one of the mine's so that it will impact on Apophis's ship and he will believe Hiru'ur planned it causing the alliance not to take place. O'Neill over-hears a communication and discovers that Teal'c is a prisoner.
Next up, CHAIN REACTION
After yet another close call for SG-1 General Hammond accounces that he's stepping down as head of SGC and retiring. General Bauer the new CO of the SGC decides to split SG-1 up and when O'Neill objects he is politely told to shut up or get out. O'Neill approaches General Hammond and asks him why he left and tells him he doesn't believe its because of the close calls. General Hammond explains that his grand-daughters life had been threatened by the NID and that he'd been told to obtain techology any way necessary or something would happen to his family. He tells O'Neill as he can't protect his family 24 hours a day he felt his only option was to leave. O'Neill decides to take on the NID but must get his hands dirty to do so and the only person he can think of to help him is Colonel Maybourne.
And last but not least, 2010
The year is 2010 and SG-1 are no longer together, it appears that 10 years earlier they met a race known as the Aschen who helped them defeat the Goa'uld. The Aschen are regarded as Earth saviours and as such have been given complete control of Earth's defences and Stargate. O'Neill a few years earlier had voiced his opinions of the Aschen saying that they weren't all they appeared to be and that Earth shouldn't give them so much power but everyone including the members of SG-1 had turned their backs on him. However now Carter has discovered with the help of Dr Fraiser that the Aschen plan to wipe out the human race by making the female population unfertile.
Carter must convince ALL of SG-1 to go on one final mission to prevent the end of the human race, a mission which will surely end in their deaths unless their counter-parts 10 years in the past can save them.
Stargate synopsis from Beth at DEDICATED TO STARGATE
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asdfa -- asdf, 22:17:19 08/10/03 Sun
O.K. Boys and Girls! Its Marathon MONDAY! Woo Hoo! First up we have MacGyver in The Legend of the Holy Rose. This was episdoed #84 and first aired in September of 89. It was Part One of a two parter. Ill post the blurb for both parts here.
From the RDAnderson site, linked above: In the fifth-season opener, MacGyver is exhausted after a rescue in Colombia, but an archaeologist entices him to join her quest for the Holy Grail, which someone else has designs on. Part 1 of two.
PART TWO: Conclusion. MacGyver and Zoe's search for the Holy Rose may be halted permanently by Von Leer, who has stolen the artifacts they need to unlock its secrets.
Then we have our Monday Stargate Veg Out beginning with THE CURSE.
Daniel read in a newspaper that his old archeology professor has died in a laboratory accident and decides to go to his funeral. At the funeral he meets up with two old colleagues and learns a bit more about the research his professor was currently doing. It appears as though he was logging some artifacts when the accident happened and now one of them is missing. Daniel offers to help but whilst examining the artifacts he stumbles across a strange jar with markings that represent the ancient Egyptian god Osiris and something else that looks very much like Goa'uld. More deaths follow and the journalists start calling it "The return of the curse of Osiris". Meanwhile Daniel discovers that the missing artifact is another jar identical to the damaged one.
Then, SERPENTS VENUM.
Teal'c decide's to visit Chulak to try and gain more followers for the Jaffa rebellion but is tricked and captured. Now a prisioner of the Goa'uld Hiru'ur he is tortured for pleasure whilst waiting to be presented as a gift to Apophis. It appears that Hiru'ur and Apophis are due to make an alliance and that Teal'c is a gift to seal the deal. Meanwhile Jacob Carter has approached General Hammond and asked for SG-1 to assist him in a mission to stop the alliance by cloaking a ship in the ancient minefield chosen as the neutral meeting place and altering one of the mine's so that it will impact on Apophis's ship and he will believe Hiru'ur planned it causing the alliance not to take place. O'Neill over-hears a communication and discovers that Teal'c is a prisoner.
Next up, CHAIN REACTION
After yet another close call for SG-1 General Hammond accounces that he's stepping down as head of SGC and retiring. General Bauer the new CO of the SGC decides to split SG-1 up and when O'Neill objects he is politely told to shut up or get out. O'Neill approaches General Hammond and asks him why he left and tells him he doesn't believe its because of the close calls. General Hammond explains that his grand-daughters life had been threatened by the NID and that he'd been told to obtain techology any way necessary or something would happen to his family. He tells O'Neill as he can't protect his family 24 hours a day he felt his only option was to leave. O'Neill decides to take on the NID but must get his hands dirty to do so and the only person he can think of to help him is Colonel Maybourne.
And last but not least, 2010
The year is 2010 and SG-1 are no longer together, it appears that 10 years earlier they met a race known as the Aschen who helped them defeat the Goa'uld. The Aschen are regarded as Earth saviours and as such have been given complete control of Earth's defences and Stargate. O'Neill a few years earlier had voiced his opinions of the Aschen saying that they weren't all they appeared to be and that Earth shouldn't give them so much power but everyone including the members of SG-1 had turned their backs on him. However now Carter has discovered with the help of Dr Fraiser that the Aschen plan to wipe out the human race by making the female population unfertile.
Carter must convince ALL of SG-1 to go on one final mission to prevent the end of the human race, a mission which will surely end in their deaths unless their counter-parts 10 years in the past can save them.
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asdf -- asdf, 11:13:25 07/28/03 Mon
Its MARATHON MONDAY, Boys and Girls!!!!
First up is MacGyver! Woo Hoo!
ON A WING AND A PRAYER
MacGyver screencap courtesy of Susan.
This is a Season 4 episode originally aired in November of 1988! (I am NOT getting old! I am NOT getting old! I am NOT GETTING OLD! LOLOL!!!) Jack Daltons in this ep so it promises to be another fun one. Heres the blurb: Central American rebels capture Pete and a nun, so it's up to Mac and Jack to rescue them. But as usual, Jacks plane is sub par, and they go down, in the middle of enemy territory.
O.K. Ive said it before, and Ill say it again. I seem to watch a LOT of shows w/ MACs/JACKs in them. LOL! Im SO CONFUSED! LOLOL!!!
THEN we have our STARGATE four hour veg out, beginning with:
DIVIDE AND CONQUER
Oh my goodness, boys and girls! This was a ship ship shipper episode! LOL! Oh my! PLUS, we get to see the edited out shipper scenes from Upgrades! Ooooo.. LOL! Oh look.. I found some PICTURES! LOL!
During a meeting with the Tok'ra high council Major Graham attacks one of the Tok'ra before taking his own life. Disturbed by this event SG-1 return to Earth baffled as to what caused their friend to react in such a way, there had been no signs of any kind and he seemed to act instantly as if programmed. Anise arrives on Earth with a device which she claims can determine whether of not someone is a Zatarc, someone who has had their mind altered by a Goa'uld device and are unaware of the fact. General Hammond agrees and all SGC units are tested, they quickly find another victim Lieutenant Astor who starts firing on members of the SGC before killing herself. As tests progress we learn of two more victims O'Neill and Carter.
Next up:
Window Of Opportunity
This is I think my all time favorite episode. Its hysterical AND we have the bend-over backward-in-front-of-Hammond-Sam/Jack-smootch! LOL! For those of you NOT interested in Sam/Jack smootches ~LOL!~ there are TONS of other equally entertaining moments in this ep, PLUS its got a nifty background story. For a real treat go to the drop down link thing above. Rosie has put up the transcript and a ton of screen caps for us. THANKS, ROSIE!!! Anyway, heres the blurb:
Whilst on P4X-639 SG-1 meet Malikai who appears to be very interested in something that looks similar to an alter, it has writing on it which resembles latin. Malikai turns to Daniel after a while and suggests that its time they return through the Stargate as a storm is coming but as usual Daniel is only interested in the ruins/alter and ignores him, so Malikai zats him with his weapon. As O'Neill and Teal'c rush to Daniel's aid Malikai starts pushing what looks like buttons on the alter which causes a mysterious blue light to surround them all and then suddenly O'Neill is back at the SGC eating his breakfast exactly like he had 10 hours before. At first unsure of what is happening O'Neill says nothing but when they go for the briefing and he learns about the coming mission to P4X-639 O'Neill tells them they have been there before but only Teal'c seems to share the memory. General Hammond sends them both to Dr Fraiser who gives them a clean bill of health and so they return to the planet on the mission as planned. Again the same thing happens and again and again etc.
Then we have
WATERGATE
This ep has the actress that played Deanna Troy in Star Trek TNG and also features my favorite bad guy Harry. LOL! This is the one where Tealc and Harry get possessed by water bugs, Tealc has his first jump from an Airplane, Daniel, Sam, and Troy are in danger of drowning in a submarine, and just generally has a lot going on. LOL! Anyway, heres the Blurb from Beths site:
It appears that for some reason the Stargate won't open and the SGC have teams trapped off-world. General Hammond learns that the Russians have their own Stargate which they recovered from Thor's ship and have established a wormhole which won't close. A Russian scientist Dr Svetlana Markov requests that SG-1 be called to assist and hopefully provide some answers as to why this is possible. When they arrive at the facility they find everyone dead and the wormhole still open and connected to a under water world. Dr Markov explains that they had recently visited this planet and extracted some of the water which could be used as a power source due to energy which it emits. As Carter, Daniel and Dr Morkov return in a sub to the under water world hoping for some clues as to what happened, O'Neill and Teal'c check out the rest of the facility and find Colonel Maybourne inside a freezer. When Maybourne starts to defrost he tells O'Neill that he wants to go back inside the freezer as its the only way to stay alive.
Last but not least is:
THE FIRST ONES
Whilst on P3X-888 Daniel is captured by an Unas. When O'Neill discovers from Dr Rothman that Daniel is missing he requests to lead a rescue team and General Hammond agrees. Back on the planet they learn that all of SG-11 has been killed apart from Hawkins, and that the water-supply is filled with Goa'uld symbiotes. O'Neill and Teal'c are concerned that one of their team may be infected so Teal'c restrains all members informing them that he is the only one who wouldn't be affected and claims to set off to find Daniel on his own. Meanwhile Daniel seems to be communicating at some level with the Unas and is trying to become friends.
Stargate Screencaps/Pics courtesy of Diane's Sam and Jack Shipper Site and the RDAnderson Site
Stargate blurbs courtesy of Beth at Dedicated to Stargate (minus a few Lu comments. LOL!)
Lus PIC: Window Of Opportunity followed CLOSELY by Divide and Conquer.
Well I had a LOT more to say about these eps but just not enough time to say it. Once again, WELCOME to our visitors. Hope you enjoy our little board. Please post and say hello.
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asdf -- asdf, 10:59:02 07/28/03 Mon
Its MARATHON MONDAY, Boys and Girls!!!!
First up is MacGyver! Woo Hoo!
MacGyver screencap courtesy of Susan.
This is a Season 4 episode originally aired in November of 1988! (I am NOT getting old! I am NOT getting old! I am NOT GETTING OLD! LOLOL!!!) Jack Daltons in this ep so it promises to be another fun one. Heres the blurb:
Central American rebels capture Pete and a nun, so it's up to Mac and Jack to rescue them. But as usual, Jacks plane is sub par, and they go down, in the middle of enemy territory.
O.K. Ive said it before, and Ill say it again. I watch a LOT of shows w/ MAC/JACKs in them. LOL! Im SO CONFUSED! LOLOL!!!
THEN we have our STARGATE four hour veg out, beginning with:
DIVIDE AND CONQUER
Oh my goodness, boys and girls! This was a ship ship shipper episode! LOL! Oh my! PLUS, we get to see the edited out shipper scenes from Upgrades! Ooooo.. LOL! Oh look.. I found some PICTURES! LOL!
During a meeting with the Tok'ra high council Major Graham attacks one of the Tok'ra before taking his own life. Disturbed by this event SG-1 return to Earth baffled as to what caused their friend to react in such a way, there had been no signs of any kind and he seemed to act instantly as if programmed. Anise arrives on Earth with a device which she claims can determine whether of not someone is a Zatarc, someone who has had their mind altered by a Goa'uld device and are unaware of the fact. General Hammond agrees and all SGC units are tested, they quickly find another victim Lieutenant Astor who starts firing on members of the SGC before killing herself. As tests progress we learn of two more victims O'Neill and Carter.
Next up:
Window Of Opportunity
This is I think my all time favorite episode. Its hysterical AND we have the bend-over backward-in-front-of-Hammond-Sam/Jack-smootch! LOL! For those of you NOT interested in Sam/Jack smootches LOL! there are TONS of other equally entertaining moments in this ep, PLUS its got a nifty background story. For a real treat go to the drop down link thing above. Rosie has put up the transcript and a ton of screen caps for us. THANKS, ROSIE!!! Anyway, heres the blurb:
Whilst on P4X-639 SG-1 meet Malikai who appears to be very interested in something that looks similar to an alter, it has writing on it which resembles latin. Malikai turns to Daniel after a while and suggests that its time they return through the Stargate as a storm is coming but as usual Daniel is only interested in the ruins/alter and ignores him, so Malikai zats him with his weapon. As O'Neill and Teal'c rush to Daniel's aid Malikai starts pushing what looks like buttons on the alter which causes a mysterious blue light to surround them all and then suddenly O'Neill is back at the SGC eating his breakfast exactly like he had 10 hours before. At first unsure of what is happening O'Neill says nothing but when they go for the briefing and he learns about the coming mission to P4X-639 O'Neill tells them they have been there before but only Teal'c seems to share the memory. General Hammond sends them both to Dr Fraiser who gives them a clean bill of health and so they return to the planet on the mission as planned. Again the same thing happens and again and again etc.
Then we have
WATERGATE
This ep has the actress that played Deanna Troy in Star Trek TNG and also features my favorite bad guy Harry. LOL! This is the one where Tealc and Harry get possessed by water bugs, Tealc has his first jump from an Airplane, Daniel, Sam, and Troy are in danger of drowning in a submarine, and just generally has a lot going on. LOL! Anyway, heres the Blurb from Beths site:
It appears that for some reason the Stargate won't open and the SGC have teams trapped off-world. General Hammond learns that the Russians have their own Stargate which they recovered from Thor's ship and have established a wormhole which won't close. A Russian scientist Dr Svetlana Markov requests that SG-1 be called to assist and hopefully provide some answers as to why this is possible. When they arrive at the facility they find everyone dead and the wormhole still open and connected to a under water world. Dr Markov explains that they had recently visited this planet and extracted some of the water which could be used as a power source due to energy which it emits. As Carter, Daniel and Dr Morkov return in a sub to the under water world hoping for some clues as to what happened, O'Neill and Teal'c check out the rest of the facility and find Colonel Maybourne inside a freezer. When Maybourne starts to defrost he tells O'Neill that he wants to go back inside the freezer as its the only way to stay alive.
Last but not least is:
THE FIRST ONES
Whilst on P3X-888 Daniel is captured by an Unas. When O'Neill discovers from Dr Rothman that Daniel is missing he requests to lead a rescue team and General Hammond agrees. Back on the planet they learn that all of SG-11 has been killed apart from Hawkins, and that the water-supply is filled with Goa'uld symbiotes. O'Neill and Teal'c are concerned that one of their team may be infected so Teal'c restrains all members informing them that he is the only one who wouldn't be affected and claims to set off to find Daniel on his own. Meanwhile Daniel seems to be communicating at some level with the Unas and is trying to become friends.
Stargate Screencaps/Pics courtesy of Diane's Sam and Jack Shipper Site and the RDAnderson Site
Stargate blurbs courtesy of Beth at Dedicated to Stargate (minus a few Lu comments. LOL!)
Lus PIC: Window Of Opportunity followed CLOSELY by Divide and Conquer.
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asdf -- asdf, 10:05:51 07/28/03 Mon
Marathon Monday July 28
First up is MacGyver! This is a Season 4 episode originally aired in November of 1988!
On a Wing and a Prayer
Jack Daltons in this ep so it promises to be another fun one. Heres the blurb:
Central American rebels capture Pete and a nun, so it's up to Mac and Jack to rescue them. But as usual, Jacks plane is sub par, and they go down, in the middle of enemy territory.
MacGyver screencaps courtesy of Susan.
Then we have our Stargate four hour veg out, beginning with
DIVIDE AND CONQUER
Oh my goodness, boys and girls! This was a ship ship shipper episode! LOL! Oh my! PLUS, we get to see the edited out shipper scenes from Upgrades! Ooooo.. LOL! Oh look.. I found some PICTURES! LOL!
During a meeting with the Tok'ra high council Major Graham attacks one of the Tok'ra before taking his own life. Disturbed by this event SG-1 return to Earth baffled as to what caused their friend to react in such a way, there had been no signs of any kind and he seemed to act instantly as if programmed. Anise arrives on Earth with a device which she claims can determine whether of not someone is a Zatarc, someone who has had their mind altered by a Goa'uld device and are unaware of the fact. General Hammond agrees and all SGC units are tested, they quickly find another victim Lieutenant Astor who starts firing on members of the SGC before killing herself. As tests progress we learn of two more victims O'Neill and Carter.
Window Of Opportunity
This is I think my all time favorite episode. Its hysterical AND we have the bend-over backward-in-front-of-Hammond-Sam/Jack-smootch! LOL! For those of you NOT interested in Sam/Jack smootches LOL! there are TONS of other equally entertaining moments in this ep, PLUS its got a nifty background story. For a real treat go to the drop down link thing above. Rosie has put up the transcript and a ton of screen caps for us. THANKS, ROSIE!!! Anyway, heres the blurb:
Whilst on P4X-639 SG-1 meet Malikai who appears to be very interested in something that looks similar to an alter, it has writing on it which resembles latin. Malikai turns to Daniel after a while and suggests that its time they return through the Stargate as a storm is coming but as usual Daniel is only interested in the ruins/alter and ignores him, so Malikai zats him with his weapon. As O'Neill and Teal'c rush to Daniel's aid Malikai starts pushing what looks like buttons on the alter which causes a mysterious blue light to surround them all and then suddenly O'Neill is back at the SGC eating his breakfast exactly like he had 10 hours before. At first unsure of what is happening O'Neill says nothing but when they go for the briefing and he learns about the coming mission to P4X-639 O'Neill tells them they have been there before but only Teal'c seems to share the memory. General Hammond sends them both to Dr Fraiser who gives them a clean bill of health and so they return to the planet on the mission as planned. Again the same thing happens and again and again etc.
WATERGATE
It appears that for some reason the Stargate won't open and the SGC have teams trapped off-world. General Hammond learns that the Russians have their own Stargate which they recovered from Thor's ship and have established a wormhole which won't close. A Russian scientist Dr Svetlana Markov requests that SG-1 be called to assist and hopefully provide some answers as to why this is possible. When they arrive at the facility they find everyone dead and the wormhole still open and connected to a under water world. Dr Markov explains that they had recently visited this planet and extracted some of the water which could be used as a power source due to energy which it emits. As Carter, Daniel and Dr Morkov return in a sub to the under water world hoping for some clues as to what happened, O'Neill and Teal'c check out the rest of the facility and find Colonel Maybourne inside a freezer. When Maybourne starts to defrost he tells O'Neill that he wants to go back inside the freezer as its the only way to stay alive.
Tealc and Harry get possessed by water bugs (roaches? LOL!) Hmmm.. that used to be nice way of saying roaches? LOL! Oh my.
The First Ones
Whilst on P3X-888 Daniel is captured by an Unas. When O'Neill discovers from Dr Rothman that Daniel is missing he requests to lead a rescue team and General Hammond agrees. Back on the planet they learn that all of SG-11 has been killed apart from Hawkins, and that the water-supply is filled with Goa'uld symbiotes. O'Neill and Teal'c are concerned that one of their team may be infected so Teal'c restrains all members informing them that he is the only one who wouldn't be affected and claims to set off to find Daniel on his own. Meanwhile Daniel seems to be communicating at some level with the Unas and is trying to become friends.
Stargate Screencaps/Pics courtesy of Diane's Sam and Jack Shipper Site and the RDAnderson Site
Stargate blurbs courtesy of Beth at Dedicated to Stargate (minus a few Lu comments. LOL!)
Lus PIC: Window Of Opportunity followed CLOSELY by Divide and Conquer.
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Dont forget we have a brand new episode coming up! -- Luoodles, 21:27:29 07/17/03 Thu
LIFEBOAT
From T.V. Guide: "SG-1's discovery of a crashed space vessel's cryogenically preserved crew is complicated by a sudden energy burst that allows the aliens to possess Daniel."
And from Gateworld (linked above): "The team goes off-world and they discover a crashed ship, and within the crashed ship are just hundreds and hundreds of people in stasis. As they're checking out the ship, they're knocked unconscious. Teal'c wakes up and discovers that O'Neill and Carter have been moved, and discovers Daniel lying at the foot of one of the stasis chambers. He wakes up, screaming he doesn't know who the heck Teal'c is. They bring him back to the SGC, and it turns out that he has maybe a dozen personalities that have been downloaded into his body, and the Daniel consciousness has been basically buried beneath all these other personalities that are vying for control of his body.
Friday at 9:00 and 11:00 p.m. Eastern time on the Sci Fi channel.
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Dont forget we have a brand new episode coming up! -- asdf, 21:09:56 07/17/03 Thu
LIFEBOAT
From T.V. Guide: "SG-1's discovery of a crashed space vessel's cryogenically preserved crew is complicated by a sudden energy burst that allows the aliens to possess Daniel."
And from Gateworld (linked above): "The team goes off-world and they discover a crashed ship, and within the crashed ship are just hundreds and hundreds of people in stasis. As they're checking out the ship, they're knocked unconscious. Teal'c wakes up and discovers that O'Neill and Carter have been moved, and discovers Daniel lying at the foot of one of the stasis chambers. He wakes up, screaming he doesn't know who the heck Teal'c is. They bring him back to the SGC, and it turns out that he has maybe a dozen personalities that have been downloaded into his body, and the Daniel consciousness has been basically buried beneath all these other personalities that are vying for control of his body.
Friday at 9:00 and 11:00 p.m. Eastern time on the Sci Fi channel.
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Get ready boys and girls! Coming up is Marathon Monday!!! Woo Hoo!!! Check the drop down episode thingy for additional blurbs, channels and times. -- asdf, 18:21:46 07/13/03 Sun
First of all we have MacGyver in BLOWOUT.
This ep originally aired in December of 87 (!) and was episode #54. Political terrorism hits close to home when Nikki is targeted by a bombing suspect who fears she can identify him. Watch for Don S. Davis as the Cement Truck Driver. This is the one where MacGyver has a cold
and goes to the local supermarket for some home remedy items 
only to foil a robbery w/ a hot water bottle. LOL! It also has him dealing with Nikki again. (I liked it better when she was Lisa! LOL!)
Then get out the pop corn and prepare to glaze over. Weve four consecutive hours of Stargate coming up! LOL! First up we have:
NEW GROUND
The SG-1 team travels to a planet where, unbeknownst to them, the planet's two cultures have been at war over their opposed beliefs regarding the Stargate. Upon their arrival, they are met by the curious Nyan, a scientist. Nyan explains to them that their arrival through the Stargate proves that the beliefs of his rival culture, the Optricans, is true, and that humans were brought to this planet by aliens through a gateway. His culture, the Bedrosians, believe that human life evolved without a gateway and was created by their God, Nefertum. The team's arrival is soon detected by a group of Bedrosian soldiers and their leader, Rigar. O'Neill, Carter and Daniel are captured,
while Tealc' and Nyan narrowly escape. During his escape, Teal'c is blinded. Rigar cages his three prisoners and interrogates them as to how they arrived on his planet.
He believes that they are Optrican spies, when they insist that they traveled via the Stargate. Rather than face the possibility that the entire belief system of his people is wrong, Rigar chooses to destroy all evidence, including SG-1. Though blinded, Teal'c, with Nyan's help, must outwit the Bedrosians before Rigar can execute his plan.
Next up we have,
MATERNAL INSTINCT
Bra'tac arrives at the SGC pleading for medical assistance for his battered Jaffa apprentice accompanying him. He announces that Chulak, the home planet to himself and Teal'c, was brutally attacked by Apophis, and goes on to tell that it was as though Apophis was looking for something. Daniel deduces that "something" to be the Harsesis, the child Apophis fathered with Sha're/Amaunet. This forbidden child would contain all the knowledge of the Goa'uld, and if he were to fall into the wrong hands, could be the Goa'uld's undoing. Using the combined knowledge of Bra'tac, Daniel, and the available computer analysis, SG-1 decides on the planet most likely to be "Kheb", of Jaffa and Goa'uld legend. Bra'tac and SG-1 travel to the planet in search of the Harsesis child. Realizing that Apophis could come to the same conclusion about Kheb, the SG-1 team must race to find the child before he does.
Then we have,
CRYSTAL SKULL
Daniel Jackson becomes intrigued when the video transmission from the MALP reveals a huge Mayan pyramid with a glowing crystal skull in its center. He tells the rest of SG-1 and General Hammond that the skull appears to be identical to one his grandfather, Nicholas Ballard, found in Belize in 1971. He goes on to tell that his grandfather claimed that the skull possessed a power to teleport you to a place inhabited by aliens. When the academic community shunned Nicholas because of his seeminly ridiculous claims, he never recovered. The team travels to the planet to investigate. Daniel approaches the crystal skull and is drawn to stare into its eyes. Meanwhile the cavern housing the skull begins to emit high levels of radiation. The team begins to evacuate but Daniel is entranced by the skull and after several moments, his body undergoes a phase shift and becomes invisible. O'Neill, Carter and Teal'c must flee the lethal radiation leaving an invisible Daniel behind. Teal'c, being somewhat protected by his symbiote, returns to the planet to look for Daniel.
When he can't see him, he acquires the skull and returns to the SGC unknowingly with Daniel in tow. SG-1 must recruit the assistance of Daniel's grandfather whose failure at proving his Crystal Skull theory has landed him in a psychiatric institution. They bring Nicholas Ballard back to the SGC in the hopes that he can unlock the secrets of the skull and bring Daniel home.
And last but not least, NEMESIS
While preparing for a week of leave, O'Neill is engulfed in a white glow and disappears. Carter immediately recognizes that O'Neill has been transported away by the Asgard. O'Neill suddenly finds himself a little disoriented on Thor's ship. He begins to hear a strange sound and moments later is faced with hundreds of menacing looking metallic bugs. He freezes as they swarm past him. O'Neill heads in the direction the bugs came from and comes upon a very weak Thor. Thor tells O'Neill that he is dying and directs him to a control panel for further information as he is too weak. O'Neill learns that these bugs are called replicators and are artificial organisms that have overtaken the ship and have directed it to Earth. The effects of the replicators reaching Earth would be devastating. O'Neill appears back in the briefing room of the SGC in the form of a hologram and informs General Hammond and the rest of his team of the situation. He orders them to gather a large amount of explosives that he will transport up. The team, of course, wants to be transported up as well, but O'Neill orders them not to. O'Neill can't believe his eyes when the explosives arrive with SG-1 in tow. They have little time to formulate a plan to outwit the replicators and destroy the ship before it reaches Earth, hopefully finding a way to save themselves in the process. The cliff-hanger episode is continued in the fourth season premiere.
(Blurbs from RDAnderson Site linked above.)
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Get ready boys and girls! Coming up is Marathon Monday!!! Woo Hoo!!! Check the drop down episode thingy for additional blurbs, channels and times. -- asdfa, 18:10:29 07/13/03 Sun
First of all we have MacGyver in BLOWOUT.
This ep originally aired in December of 87 (!) and was episode #54. Political terrorism hits close to home when Nikki is targeted by a bombing suspect who fears she can identify him. Watch for Don S. Davis as the Cement Truck Driver. This is the one where MacGyver has a cold
and goes to the local supermarket for some home remedy items
only to foil a robbery w/ a hot water bottle. LOL! It also has him dealing with Nikki again. (I liked it better when she was Lisa! LOL!)
Then get out the pop corn and prepare to glaze over. Weve got four consecutive hours of Stargate coming up! LOL! First up we have:
NEW GROUND
The SG-1 team travels to a planet where, unbeknownst to them, the planet's two cultures have been at war over their opposed beliefs regarding the Stargate. Upon their arrival, they are met by the curious Nyan, a scientist. Nyan explains to them that their arrival through the Stargate proves that the beliefs of his rival culture, the Optricans, is true, and that humans were brought to this planet by aliens through a gateway. His culture, the Bedrosians, believe that human life evolved without a gateway and was created by their God, Nefertum. The team's arrival is soon detected by a group of Bedrosian soldiers and their leader, Rigar. O'Neill, Carter and Daniel are captured,
while Tealc' and Nyan narrowly escape. During his escape, Teal'c is blinded. Rigar cages his three prisoners and interrogates them as to how they arrived on his planet.
He believes that they are Optrican spies, when they insist that they traveled via the Stargate. Rather than face the possibility that the entire belief system of his people is wrong, Rigar chooses to destroy all evidence, including SG-1. Though blinded, Teal'c, with Nyan's help, must outwit the Bedrosians before Rigar can execute his plan.
Followed by, MATERNAL INSTINCT
Bra'tac arrives at the SGC pleading for medical assistance for his battered Jaffa apprentice accompanying him. He announces that Chulak, the home planet to himself and Teal'c, was brutally attacked by Apophis, and goes on to tell that it was as though Apophis was looking for something. Daniel deduces that "something" to be the Harsesis, the child Apophis fathered with Sha're/Amaunet. This forbidden child would contain all the knowledge of the Goa'uld, and if he were to fall into the wrong hands, could be the Goa'uld's undoing. Using the combined knowledge of Bra'tac, Daniel, and the available computer analysis, SG-1 decides on the planet most likely to be "Kheb", of Jaffa and Goa'uld legend. Bra'tac and SG-1 travel to the planet in search of the Harsesis child. Realizing that Apophis could come to the same conclusion about Kheb, the SG-1 team must race to find the child before he does.
Then we have,
CRYSTAL SKULL
Daniel Jackson becomes intrigued when the video transmission from the MALP reveals a huge Mayan pyramid with a glowing crystal skull in its center. He tells the rest of SG-1 and General Hammond that the skull appears to be identical to one his grandfather, Nicholas Ballard, found in Belize in 1971. He goes on to tell that his grandfather claimed that the skull possessed a power to teleport you to a place inhabited by aliens. When the academic community shunned Nicholas because of his seeminly ridiculous claims, he never recovered. The team travels to the planet to investigate. Daniel approaches the crystal skull and is drawn to stare into its eyes. Meanwhile the cavern housing the skull begins to emit high levels of radiation. The team begins to evacuate but Daniel is entranced by the skull and after several moments, his body undergoes a phase shift and becomes invisible. O'Neill, Carter and Teal'c must flee the lethal radiation leaving an invisible Daniel behind. Teal'c, being somewhat protected by his symbiote, returns to the planet to look for Daniel.
When he can't see him, he acquires the skull and returns to the SGC unknowingly with Daniel in tow. SG-1 must recruit the assistance of Daniel's grandfather whose failure at proving his Crystal Skull theory has landed him in a psychiatric institution. They bring Nicholas Ballard back to the SGC in the hopes that he can unlock the secrets of the skull and bring Daniel home.
And last but not least, NEMESIS
While preparing for a week of leave, O'Neill is engulfed in a white glow and disappears. Carter immediately recognizes that O'Neill has been transported away by the Asgard. O'Neill suddenly finds himself a little disoriented on Thor's ship. He begins to hear a strange sound and moments later is faced with hundreds of menacing looking metallic bugs. He freezes as they swarm past him. O'Neill heads in the direction the bugs came from and comes upon a very weak Thor. Thor tells O'Neill that he is dying and directs him to a control panel for further information as he is too weak. O'Neill learns that these bugs are called replicators and are artificial organisms that have overtaken the ship and have directed it to Earth. The effects of the replicators reaching Earth would be devastating. O'Neill appears back in the briefing room of the SGC in the form of a hologram and informs General Hammond and the rest of his team of the situation. He orders them to gather a large amount of explosives that he will transport up. The team, of course, wants to be transported up as well, but O'Neill orders them not to. O'Neill can't believe his eyes when the explosives arrive with SG-1 in tow. They have little time to formulate a plan to outwit the replicators and destroy the ship before it reaches Earth, hopefully finding a way to save themselves in the process. The cliff-hanger episode is continued in the fourth season premiere.
(Blurbs from RDAnderson Site linked above.)
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Get ready boys and girls! Coming up is Marathon Monday!!! Woo Hoo!!! Check the drop down episode thingy for additional blurbs, channels and times. -- sladjf;, 18:02:31 07/13/03 Sun
First of all we have MacGyver in BLOWOUT.
This ep originally aired in December of 87 (!) and was episode #54. Political terrorism hits close to home when Nikki is targeted by a bombing suspect who fears she can identify him. Watch for Don S. Davis as the Cement Truck Driver. This is the one where MacGyver has a cold
and goes to the local supermarket for some home remedy items
only to foil a robbery w/ a hot water bottle. LOL! It also has him dealing with Nikki again. (I liked it better when she was Lisa! LOL!)
Then get out the pop corn and prepare to glaze over with four consecutive hours of Stargate. First up we have:
NEW GROUND
The SG-1 team travels to a planet where, unbeknownst to them, the planet's two cultures have been at war over their opposed beliefs regarding the Stargate. Upon their arrival, they are met by the curious Nyan, a scientist. Nyan explains to them that their arrival through the Stargate proves that the beliefs of his rival culture, the Optricans, is true, and that humans were brought to this planet by aliens through a gateway. His culture, the Bedrosians, believe that human life evolved without a gateway and was created by their God, Nefertum. The team's arrival is soon detected by a group of Bedrosian soldiers and their leader, Rigar. O'Neill, Carter and Daniel are captured,
while Tealc' and Nyan narrowly escape. During his escape, Teal'c is blinded. Rigar cages his three prisoners and interrogates them as to how they arrived on his planet.
He believes that they are Optrican spies, when they insist that they traveled via the Stargate.
Rather than face the possibility that the entire belief system of his people is wrong, Rigar chooses to destroy all evidence, including SG-1. Though blinded, Teal'c, with Nyan's help, must outwit the Bedrosians before Rigar can execute his plan. (Blurb from RDAnderson Site linked above.)
Followed by, MATERNAL INSTINCT
Bra'tac arrives at the SGC pleading for medical assistance for his battered Jaffa apprentice accompanying him. He announces that Chulak, the home planet to himself and Teal'c, was brutally attacked by Apophis, and goes on to tell that it was as though Apophis was looking for something. Daniel deduces that "something" to be the Harsesis, the child Apophis fathered with Sha're/Amaunet. This forbidden child would contain all the knowledge of the Goa'uld, and if he were to fall into the wrong hands, could be the Goa'uld's undoing. Using the combined knowledge of Bra'tac, Daniel, and the available computer analysis, SG-1 decides on the planet most likely to be "Kheb", of Jaffa and Goa'uld legend. Bra'tac and SG-1 travel to the planet in search of the Harsesis child. Realizing that Apophis could come to the same conclusion about Kheb, the SG-1 team must race to find the child before he does.
Then we have,
CRYSTAL SKULL
Daniel Jackson becomes intrigued when the video transmission from the MALP reveals a huge Mayan pyramid with a glowing crystal skull in its center. He tells the rest of SG-1 and General Hammond that the skull appears to be identical to one his grandfather, Nicholas Ballard, found in Belize in 1971. He goes on to tell that his grandfather claimed that the skull possessed a power to teleport you to a place inhabited by aliens. When the academic community shunned Nicholas because of his seeminly ridiculous claims, he never recovered. The team travels to the planet to investigate. Daniel approaches the crystal skull and is drawn to stare into its eyes. Meanwhile the cavern housing the skull begins to emit high levels of radiation. The team begins to evacuate but Daniel is entranced by the skull and after several moments, his body undergoes a phase shift and becomes invisible. O'Neill, Carter and Teal'c must flee the lethal radiation leaving an invisible Daniel behind. Teal'c, being somewhat protected by his symbiote, returns to the planet to look for Daniel.
When he can't see him, he acquires the skull and returns to the SGC unknowingly with Daniel in tow. SG-1 must recruit the assistance of Daniel's grandfather whose failure at proving his Crystal Skull theory has landed him in a psychiatric institution. They bring Nicholas Ballard back to the SGC in the hopes that he can unlock the secrets of the skull and bring Daniel home.
And last but not least, NEMESIS
While preparing for a week of leave, O'Neill is engulfed in a white glow and disappears. Carter immediately recognizes that O'Neill has been transported away by the Asgard. O'Neill suddenly finds himself a little disoriented on Thor's ship. He begins to hear a strange sound and moments later is faced with hundreds of menacing looking metallic bugs. He freezes as they swarm past him. O'Neill heads in the direction the bugs came from and comes upon a very weak Thor. Thor tells O'Neill that he is dying and directs him to a control panel for further information as he is too weak. O'Neill learns that these bugs are called replicators and are artificial organisms that have overtaken the ship and have directed it to Earth. The effects of the replicators reaching Earth would be devastating. O'Neill appears back in the briefing room of the SGC in the form of a hologram and informs General Hammond and the rest of his team of the situation. He orders them to gather a large amount of explosives that he will transport up. The team, of course, wants to be transported up as well, but O'Neill orders them not to. O'Neill can't believe his eyes when the explosives arrive with SG-1 in tow. They have little time to formulate a plan to outwit the replicators and destroy the ship before it reaches Earth, hopefully finding a way to save themselves in the process. The cliff-hanger episode is continued in the fourth season premiere.
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ads -- asdf, 14:18:19 07/08/03 Tue
O.K. THATS it. Were not missing another birthday over here! LOL! Im going to stick a birthday sign-in thingy over on the sister board so we can know BEFORE a birthday actually HAPPENS. Poor KatRose. Sigh. You know.. if you would TELL someone BEFORE the fact maybe youd get a decent Birthday greeting. Sorry. Im not up to the artistic standards of Cece but I can at LEAST do a post! So.. without further ado.
to our very own Board Genie!
to you!
to you!
dear KatRose!!!!
to YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Youre 19, right? (Btw, that was my birthday gift to you! LOL!)
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O.K. THATS it. -- No name, 14:16:00 07/08/03 Tue
Were not missing another birthday over here! LOL! Im going to stick a birthday sign-in thingy over on the sister board so we can know BEFORE a birthday actually HAPPENS. Poor KatRose. Sigh. You know.. if you would TELL someone BEFORE the fact maybe youd get a decent Birthday greeting. Sorry. Im not up to the artistic standards of Cece but I can at LEAST do a post! So.. without further ado.
to our very own Board Genie!
to you!
to you!
dear KatRose!!!!
to YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Youre 19, right? (Btw, that was my birthday gift to you! LOL!)
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asdf -- asdf, 22:53:16 07/07/03 Mon
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asdf -- asdf, 22:51:15 07/07/03 Mon
We welcome our new posters!
Theyre wonderful posters indeed!
Youll find they are whizs of Wiz
Whizs of a poster are these!
If ever, oh ever, Whizs there was
These whizs of posters sure are because
Because because because because because.....
Because they actually posted thats cause!
We welcome our new posters!
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adsf -- adsf, 22:47:10 07/07/03 Mon
We welcome our new posters!
Theyre wonderful posters indeed!
Youll find they are whizs of a Wiz
A whiz of a poster are these!
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
These whiz of posters sure are because
Because because because because because.....
Because they actually posted thats cause!
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Woo hooooo!!!! 
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dsaf -- asdf, 22:49:56 07/06/03 Sun
Im BAAAACCCK Boys and Girls! And JUST in time for Marathon Monday! First up we have one of Lus favorite MacGyver eps, #45 and #46 LOST LOVE, airing on TVLand. This was the beginning of Season three and was a two parter. Im going to just go ahead and talk about them both. These eps were aired in September of 87. GACK! Sigh.. one of these days Im gong to type a MacGyver date and not gasp over how long ago it was! LOL! Anyway I looked all over and had a heck of a time coming up with pics for this ep.
Still.. I have a few! LOL!
Anyway, MAJOR SPOILER coming up so Ill white it out. Highlight this section if you want to read it: I really liked Liza and wish they hadnt killed her off only to bring her back as Nikki. Poor Mac. Talk about the Kiss O Death! Man! Hes almost as bad as the Bonanza boys! Im gonna marry her, Pa! Whoop. Nevermind. Shes dead. Next! Man.. I hope those boys got some therapy But I digress! LOL! Anyway, the KGB kidnap and ransom Macs former fianc (former because he thought she was dead) and force him to steal a Chinese artifact in order to save her. In the middle of all this drama there is a HYSTERICAL scene in which MacGyver attempt to steal the artifact with the help of his lunatic friend Jack Dalton.
Then we have our four hour Stargate veg out on the SciFi channel! LOL! First up is:
PRETENSE
Narim asks SG-1 to go back to his new home world to participate in "Traid" which is similar to a trial. When SG-1 arrive they realise that the person on trial is an old friend Skaara. It appears that Klorel his Goa'uld had been injured which allowed Skaara to regain control of his body and so he has requested amnesty with the Tollans. Daniel and O'Neill are defending Skaara while Zipacna defend's Klorel. Carter and Teal'c notice some Goa'uld soldiers taking an interest in the Tollan defence system and become suspicious.
Are the Goa'ulds here from more than Klorel. SG-1 seem to think so but the Tollans don't, the question is who's right.
Followed by URGO:
The MALP displays a beautiful beach paradise on one of the planets that SG-1 is due to embark to, but when they enter the Stargate it's as if they never left even though General Hammond insists that they have been gone for over 10 hours. Dr Frasier runs a complete medical and finds that they each have an implant on their brains although it doesn't appear to be affecting them in anyway. However as time passes each member starts seeing and hearing a person who calls himself "Urgo" he explains that he is a computer program who only wishes to learn new experiences.
General Hammond won't allow SG-1 to be part of the Stargate program whilst Urgo has some influence over them so they must find a way to get rid of him or their lives will never be the same.
THEN we have a very, VERY lucky woman I mean.. we have
A HUNDRED DAYS
Whilst on the planet Edora SG-1 are invited to watch a spectacular display of lights in the night sky known to the locals as "Fire Rain". Laira explains that at a certain time every year the phenonemum happens and SG-1 have arrived at that time. Whilst watching the display a extra-large shooting star prompts Carter into investigating the cause of this display, they uncover that Edora travels through an asteroid belt every year but every century and a half it appears to hit a particulary hard section of debris which could cause an Armagedon effect. Not all the villagers want to leave and Laira's son goes missing, so she and O'Neill go to try and locate him before its too late. Unfortunately by the time they return the "gate" has been buried and it appears that O'Neill is stranded on this planet with no way to get back home.
Not wanting to face the fact that O'Neill may be dead Carter and the rest of SG-1 struggle to find a way back to the planet.
And last but not least:
SHADES OF GREY
Whilst on Tollana O'Neill steals a tollan device which renders weapons inoperable. Back on Earth SG-1 are debriefing when General Hammond realises that the technology was obtained in a way out of character for O'Neill and definately not the way the military operate so he informs O'Neill that he is temporarily suspended. Before Daniel can return the item the Tollans come through the Stargate and say that they will break all ties with Earth unless the person involved is dealt with immediately. General Hammond has no alternative but to force O'Neill into taking an early retirement.
Why would O'Neill steal technology knowing it could lead to court marshall and cause the alliances with Earth to be terminated.
Stargate synopsis from DEDICATED TO STARGATE Screen caps for URGO and SHADES OF GREY also from Beths site. THANKS, BETH!
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asd -- asd, 00:08:43 06/26/03 Thu
Im BAAAACCCK Boys and Girls! And JUST in time for Marathon Monday! First up we have one of Lus favorite MacGyver eps, #45 and #46 LOST LOVE, airing on TVLand. This was the beginning of Season three and was a two parter. Im going to just go ahead and talk about them both. These eps were aired in September of 87. GACK! Sigh.. one of these days Im gong to type a MacGyver date and not gasp over how long ago it was! LOL! Anyway I looked all over and had a heck of a time coming up with pics for this ep.
Still.. I have a few! LOL!
Anyway, MAJOR SPOILER coming up so Ill white it out. Highlight this section if you want to read it: I really liked Liza and wish they hadnt killed her off only to bring her back as Nikki. Poor Mac. Talk about the Kiss O Death! Man! Hes almost as bad as the Bonanza boys! Im gonna marry her, Pa! Whoop. Nevermind. Shes dead. Next! Man.. I hope those boys got some therapy But I digress! LOL! Anyway, the KGB kidnap and ransom Macs former fianc (former because he thought she was dead) and force him to steal a Chinese artifact in order to save her. In the middle of all this drama there is a HYSTERICAL scene in which MacGyver attempt to steal the artifact with the help of his lunatic friend Jack Dalton.
Then we have our four hour Stargate veg out on the SciFi channel! LOL! First up is:
PRETENSE
Narim asks SG-1 to go back to his new home world to participate in "Traid" which is similar to a trial. When SG-1 arrive they realise that the person on trial is an old friend Skaara. It appears that Klorel his Goa'uld had been injured which allowed Skaara to regain control of his body and so he has requested amnesty with the Tollans. Daniel and O'Neill are defending Skaara while Zipacna defend's Klorel. Carter and Teal'c notice some Goa'uld soldiers taking an interest in the Tollan defence system and become suspicious.
Are the Goa'ulds here from more than Klorel. SG-1 seem to think so but the Tollans don't, the question is who's right.
Followed by URGO:
The MALP displays a beautiful beach paradise on one of the planets that SG-1 is due to embark to, but when they enter the Stargate it's as if they never left even though General Hammond insists that they have been gone for over 10 hours. Dr Frasier runs a complete medical and finds that they each have an implant on their brains although it doesn't appear to be affecting them in anyway. However as time passes each member starts seeing and hearing a person who calls himself "Urgo" he explains that he is a computer program who only wishes to learn new experiences.
General Hammond won't allow SG-1 to be part of the Stargate program whilst Urgo has some influence over them so they must find a way to get rid of him or their lives will never be the same.
THEN we have a very, VERY lucky woman I mean.. we have
A HUNDRED DAYS
Whilst on the planet Edora SG-1 are invited to watch a spectacular display of lights in the night sky known to the locals as "Fire Rain". Laira explains that at a certain time every year the phenonemum happens and SG-1 have arrived at that time. Whilst watching the display a extra-large shooting star prompts Carter into investigating the cause of this display, they uncover that Edora travels through an asteroid belt every year but every century and a half it appears to hit a particulary hard section of debris which could cause an Armagedon effect. Not all the villagers want to leave and Laira's son goes missing, so she and O'Neill go to try and locate him before its too late. Unfortunately by the time they return the "gate" has been buried and it appears that O'Neill is stranded on this planet with no way to get back home.
Not wanting to face the fact that O'Neill may be dead Carter and the rest of SG-1 struggle to find a way back to the planet.
And last but not least:
SHADES OF GREY
Whilst on Tollana O'Neill steals a tollan device which renders weapons inoperable. Back on Earth SG-1 are debriefing when General Hammond realises that the technology was obtained in a way out of character for O'Neill and definately not the way the military operate so he informs O'Neill that he is temporarily suspended. Before Daniel can return the item the Tollans come through the Stargate and say that they will break all ties with Earth unless the person involved is dealt with immediately. General Hammond has no alternative but to force O'Neill into taking an early retirement.
Why would O'Neill steal technology knowing it could lead to court marshall and cause the alliances with Earth to be terminated.
Stargate synopsis from DEDICATED TO STARGATE Screen caps for URGO and SHADES OF GREY also from Beths site. THANKS, BETH!
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asdf -- asdf, 23:59:32 06/25/03 Wed
Im BAAAACCCK Boys and Girls! And JUST in time for Marathon Monday! First up we have one of Lus favorite MacGyver eps, #45 and #46 LOST LOVE, airing on TVLand. This was the beginning of Season three and was a two parter. Im going to just go ahead and talk about them both. These eps were aired in September of 87. GACK! Sigh.. one of these days Im gong to type a MacGyver date and not gasp over how long ago it was! LOL! Anyway I looked ALL over the heck and couldnt come up w/ many good pics for this ep.
Still.. I have a few! LOL!
Anyway, MAJOR SPOILER coming up so Ill white it out. Highlight this section if you want to read it: I really liked Liza and wish they hadnt killed her off only to bring her back as Nikki. Poor Mac. Talk about the Kiss O Death! Man! Hes almost as bad as the Bonanza boys! Im gonna marry her, Pa! Whoop. Nevermind. Shes dead. Next! Man.. I hope those boys got some therapy But I digress! LOL! Anyway, the KGB kidnap and ransom Macs former fianc (former because he thought she was dead) and force him to steal a Chinese artifact in order to save her. In the middle of all this drama there is a HYSTERICAL scene in which MacGyver attempt to steal the artifact with the help of his lunatic friend Jack Dalton.
Then we have our four hour Stargate veg out on the SciFi channel! LOL! First up is:
PRETENSE
Narim asks SG-1 to go back to his new home world to participate in "Traid" which is similar to a trial. When SG-1 arrive they realise that the person on trial is an old friend Skaara. It appears that Klorel his Goa'uld had been injured which allowed Skaara to regain control of his body and so he has requested amnesty with the Tollans. Daniel and O'Neill are defending Skaara while Zipacna defend's Klorel. Carter and Teal'c notice some Goa'uld soldiers taking an interest in the Tollan defence system and become suspicious.
Are the Goa'ulds here from more than Klorel. SG-1 seem to think so but the Tollans don't, the question is who's right.
Followed by URGO:
The MALP displays a beautiful beach paradise on one of the planets that SG-1 is due to embark to, but when they enter the Stargate it's as if they never left even though General Hammond insists that they have been gone for over 10 hours. Dr Frasier runs a complete medical and finds that they each have an implant on their brains although it doesn't appear to be affecting them in anyway. However as time passes each member starts seeing and hearing a person who calls himself "Urgo" he explains that he is a computer program who only wishes to learn new experiences.
General Hammond won't allow SG-1 to be part of the Stargate program whilst Urgo has some influence over them so they must find a way to get rid of him or their lives will never be the same.
THEN we have a very, VERY lucky woman I mean.. we have
A HUNDRED DAYS
Whilst on the planet Edora SG-1 are invited to watch a spectacular display of lights in the night sky known to the locals as "Fire Rain". Laira explains that at a certain time every year the phenonemum happens and SG-1 have arrived at that time. Whilst watching the display a extra-large shooting star prompts Carter into investigating the cause of this display, they uncover that Edora travels through an asteroid belt every year but every century and a half it appears to hit a particulary hard section of debris which could cause an Armagedon effect. Not all the villagers want to leave and Laira's son goes missing, so she and O'Neill go to try and locate him before its too late. Unfortunately by the time they return the "gate" has been buried and it appears that O'Neill is stranded on this planet with no way to get back home.
Not wanting to face the fact that O'Neill may be dead Carter and the rest of SG-1 struggle to find a way back to the planet.
And last but not least:
SHADES OF GREY
Whilst on Tollana O'Neill steals a tollan device which renders weapons inoperable. Back on Earth SG-1 are debriefing when General Hammond realises that the technology was obtained in a way out of character for O'Neill and definately not the way the military operate so he informs O'Neill that he is temporarily suspended. Before Daniel can return the item the Tollans come through the Stargate and say that they will break all ties with Earth unless the person involved is dealt with immediately. General Hammond has no alternative but to force O'Neill into taking an early retirement.
Why would O'Neill steal technology knowing it could lead to court marshall and cause the alliances with Earth to be terminated.
Stargate synopsis from DEDICATED TO STARGATE Screen caps for URGO and SHADES OF GREY also from Beths site. THANKS, BETH!
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O.K. Boys and Girls! Its Marathon Monday! Woo Hoo! -- ';j, 23:42:30 06/21/03 Sat
Note: The Stargate synopsis come from Beths DEDICATED TO STARGATE site.
First up we have MacGyver in:
THREE FOR THE ROAD.
MacGyver rescues a retired actor and his wife when they stop at a motel on the way to Los Angeles. Mac is there to meet a mobster-turned-informant friend, but the meeting goes wrong and Macs friend is killed (you know its DANGEROUS being Macs friend sometimes, isnt it? LOL!). Later, Macs car breaks down (he couldnt FIX it???? What? No duct tape?!) Anyway The old couple pick him up, but mobsters are in hot pursuit!
Then we begin our 4 hour veg out with Stargate! LOL! First up is
DEADMAN SWITCH.
Shortly after arriving on PJ6-877 SG-1 are captured by Aris Boch a bounty hunter. He tells them that he is hunting Kel'tar a Gou'ald wanted by the System Lord Sokar and if they don't help him he will trade their lives instead. After an unsuccessful attempt at escape SG-1 reluctantly agree to help Aris but he keeps Carter as a hostage to ensure that they will return. Once SG-1 capture Kel'tar they learn that he is infact a Tok'ra named Korra who if taken to Sokar will be tortured to extract information about the Tok'ra.
SG-1 don't want to turn him over to Aris, but how can they save Carter without trading Korra?
Above screen cap also from Beths site.
Followed by:
DEMONS
SG-1 travels through the Stargate and arrives on a planet with a culture similar to Earth's in the Dark Ages. When Mary a young villager is set free from her chains by SG-1 Simon her friend explains that she was due to be sacrificed. Whilst Carter treats Mary a Unas arrives and instructs the villagers that he requires five sacrifices and he will return the next day for them and if none are waiting he will choose them himself. O'Neill tries to explain that it is not a demon and that the Unas is taking his people to become hosts for the Goa'ulds but Simon fears the demon too much. The Canon returns to the village and claims that SG-1 are demons because they came through the "gate", and he uses some sort of Goa'uld weapon to create a bolt of lightening that renders SG-1 unconsious.
Can SG-1 convince Simon to help them and go against the Canon before the Unas returns?
And then
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.
When SG-1 arrive on a planet they find themselves in the midst of a battle, with a group of SG soldier's and a Jaffa army. It appears that these young recruits are in training in wait for the return of Apophis who will lead them into battle. SG-1 have their weapons confiscated but somehow they are being used by these recruits during their training and people are being killed. What started out as a training exercise is becoming disturbingly real but Captain Rogers believes this is still part of the training and no matter how much O'Neill tries to tell him Apophis is dead he won't believe him.
SG-1 must put a stop to this before everyone is killed.
And last but not least
FOREVER IN A DAY.
Whilst trying to save Kasuf, Daniels father-in-law and some other Abydonians Daniel notices his wife Sha'uri watching from a nearby tent. He immediately follows her but the Goa'uld Amaunet has control and uses a Goa'uld ribbon device on him, Teal'c enters and realises the only way to save his friend is to shoot Sha'uri with his staff weapon. When Daniel wakes he realises he's in the infirmary and learns that Teal'c has killed his wife. He resigns from the SGC and breaks off any contact with his friends.
Sha'uri starts appearing to him in dreams which he believes are brought on by grief. But are they, because they are becoming more and more vivid, and what is the message they are trying to tell him.
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O.K. Boys and Girls! Its Marathon Monday! Woo Hoo! -- Lu, 23:36:27 06/21/03 Sat
(The Stargate synopsis come from Beths DEDICATED TO STARGATE site.)
First up we have MacGyver in
THREE FOR THE ROAD.
MacGyver rescues a retired actor and his wife when they stop at a motel on the way to Los Angeles. Mac is there to meet a mobster-turned-informant friend, but the meeting goes wrong and Macs friend is killed (you know its DANGEROUS being Macs friend sometimes, isnt it? LOL!). Later, Macs car breaks down (he couldnt FIX it???? What? No duct tape?!) Anyway The old couple pick him up, but mobsters are in hot pursuit!
Then we begin our 4 hour veg out with Stargate! LOL! First up is
DEADMAN SWITCH.
SG-1 is taken captive by an alien bounty hunter with uncertain loyalties.
Shortly after arriving on PJ6-877 SG-1 are captured by Aris Boch a bounty hunter. He tells them that he is hunting Kel'tar a Gou'ald wanted by the System Lord Sokar and if they don't help him he will trade their lives instead. After an unsuccessful attempt at escape SG-1 reluctantly agree to help Aris but he keeps Carter as a hostage to ensure that they will return. Once SG-1 capture Kel'tar they learn that he is infact a Tok'ra named Korra who if taken to Sokar will be tortured to extract information about the Tok'ra.
SG-1 don't want to turn him over to Aris, but how can they save Carter without trading Korra?
Above screen cap also from Beths site.
Followed by:
DEMONS
SG-1 finds a medieval Christian society terrorized by Sokar and the Unas, and is accused of being possessed by demons.
Demons - Episode 308
SG-1 travels through the Stargate and arrives on a planet with a culture similar to Earth's in the Dark Ages. When Mary a young villager is set free from her chains by SG-1 Simon her friend explains that she was due to be sacrificed. Whilst Carter treats Mary a Unas arrives and instructs the villagers that he requires five sacrifices and he will return the next day for them and if none are waiting he will choose them himself. O'Neill tries to explain that it is not a demon and that the Unas is taking his people to become hosts for the Goa'ulds but Simon fears the demon too much. The Canon returns to the village and claims that SG-1 are demons because they came through the "gate", and he uses some sort of Goa'uld weapon to create a bolt of lightening that renders SG-1 unconsious.
Can SG-1 convince Simon to help them and go against the Canon before the Unas returns?
And then
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.
SG-1 discovers a military camp where young men are trained to impersonate SGC personnel to infiltrate Earth.
Rules Of Engagement - Episode 309
When SG-1 arrive on a planet they find themselves in the midst of a battle, with a group of SG soldier's and a Jaffa army. It appears that these young recruits are in training in wait for the return of Apophis who will lead them into battle. SG-1 have their weapons confiscated but somehow they are being used by these recruits during their training and people are being killed. What started out as a training exercise is becoming disturbingly real but Captain Rogers believes this is still part of the training and no matter how much O'Neill tries to tell him Apophis is dead he won't believe him.
SG-1 must put a stop to this before everyone is killed.
And last but not least
FOREVER IN A DAY.
Jackson deals with the apparent death of his wife, Sha're, at the hands of Teal'c.
Forever In A Day - Episode 310
Whilst trying to save Kasuf, Daniels father-in-law and some other Abydonians Daniel notices his wife Sha'uri watching from a nearby tent. He immediately follows her but the Goa'uld Amaunet has control and uses a Goa'uld ribbon device on him, Teal'c enters and realises the only way to save his friend is to shoot Sha'uri with his staff weapon. When Daniel wakes he realises he's in the infirmary and learns that Teal'c has killed his wife. He resigns from the SGC and breaks off any contact with his friends.
Sha'uri starts appearing to him in dreams which he believes are brought on by grief. But are they, because they are becoming more and more vivid, and what is the message they are trying to tell him.
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O.K. Boys and Girls! Its Marathon Monday! Woo Hoo! -- dsafa, 23:34:41 06/21/03 Sat
(The Stargate synopsis come from Beths DEDICATED TO STARGATE site.)
First up we have MacGyver in
THREE FOR THE ROAD.
MacGyver rescues a retired actor and his wife when they stop at a motel on the way to Los Angeles. Mac is there to meet a mobster-turned-informant friend, but the meeting goes wrong and Macs friend is killed (you know its DANGEROUS being Macs friend sometimes, isnt it? LOL!). Later, Macs car breaks down (he couldnt FIX it???? What? No duct tape?!) Anyway The old couple pick him up, but mobsters are in hot pursuit!
Then we begin our 4 hour veg out with Stargate! LOL! First up is
DEADMAN SWITCH.
SG-1 is taken captive by an alien bounty hunter with uncertain loyalties.
Shortly after arriving on PJ6-877 SG-1 are captured by Aris Boch a bounty hunter. He tells them that he is hunting Kel'tar a Gou'ald wanted by the System Lord Sokar and if they don't help him he will trade their lives instead. After an unsuccessful attempt at escape SG-1 reluctantly agree to help Aris but he keeps Carter as a hostage to ensure that they will return. Once SG-1 capture Kel'tar they learn that he is infact a Tok'ra named Korra who if taken to Sokar will be tortured to extract information about the Tok'ra.
SG-1 don't want to turn him over to Aris, but how can they save Carter without trading Korra?
Above screen cap also from Beths site.
Followed by:
DEMONS
SG-1 finds a medieval Christian society terrorized by Sokar and the Unas, and is accused of being possessed by demons.
Demons - Episode 308
SG-1 travels through the Stargate and arrives on a planet with a culture similar to Earth's in the Dark Ages. When Mary a young villager is set free from her chains by SG-1 Simon her friend explains that she was due to be sacrificed. Whilst Carter treats Mary a Unas arrives and instructs the villagers that he requires five sacrifices and he will return the next day for them and if none are waiting he will choose them himself. O'Neill tries to explain that it is not a demon and that the Unas is taking his people to become hosts for the Goa'ulds but Simon fears the demon too much. The Canon returns to the village and claims that SG-1 are demons because they came through the "gate", and he uses some sort of Goa'uld weapon to create a bolt of lightening that renders SG-1 unconsious.
Can SG-1 convince Simon to help them and go against the Canon before the Unas returns?
And then
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.
SG-1 discovers a military camp where young men are trained to impersonate SGC personnel to infiltrate Earth.
Rules Of Engagement - Episode 309
When SG-1 arrive on a planet they find themselves in the midst of a battle, with a group of SG soldier's and a Jaffa army. It appears that these young recruits are in training in wait for the return of Apophis who will lead them into battle. SG-1 have their weapons confiscated but somehow they are being used by these recruits during their training and people are being killed. What started out as a training exercise is becoming disturbingly real but Captain Rogers believes this is still part of the training and no matter how much O'Neill tries to tell him Apophis is dead he won't believe him.
SG-1 must put a stop to this before everyone is killed.
And last but not least
FOREVER IN A DAY.
Jackson deals with the apparent death of his wife, Sha're, at the hands of Teal'c.
Forever In A Day - Episode 310
Whilst trying to save Kasuf, Daniels father-in-law and some other Abydonians Daniel notices his wife Sha'uri watching from a nearby tent. He immediately follows her but the Goa'uld Amaunet has control and uses a Goa'uld ribbon device on him, Teal'c enters and realises the only way to save his friend is to shoot Sha'uri with his staff weapon. When Daniel wakes he realises he's in the infirmary and learns that Teal'c has killed his wife. He resigns from the SGC and breaks off any contact with his friends.
Sha'uri starts appearing to him in dreams which he believes are brought on by grief. But are they, because they are becoming more and more vivid, and what is the message they are trying to tell him.
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df -- ashrert, 22:36:00 06/19/03 Thu
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dsf -- sdaf, 11:55:27 05/28/03 Wed
Harm loves Mac! Mac loves Harm! Hope they get together before they buy the farm! 
With a Lifeline SMOOTCH 
and a leg to make her swoon. 
Harm and Mac are in love its true!!! 
BARNEY LU 
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asdf -- asdf, 11:52:44 05/28/03 Wed
Harm loves Mac! Mac loves Harm! 
Hope they get together before they buy the farm! With a Lifeline SMOOTCH and a leg to make her swoon. Harm and Mac are in love its true!!!
BARNEY LU
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Time for WOO HOOO Wednesday!!!!! -- asdf, 23:20:46 05/27/03 Tue
Woo hoo! LOL!
Btw, I got this pic from over at Dedicated to Stargate Stampede over there and check it out.
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asdfasd -- asdf, 23:14:52 05/27/03 Tue
Dedicated to Stargate
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asdf -- asdf, 22:37:12 05/20/03 Tue
Sarahsue waves and ponders
Wonderin where Lu left her noggin
Shes sure its really gone
Since she said shes here to stay
She really is dismayed
That she never got her song!
Oh someone tell her why
She never got a song
On the brand new Ducky Board
This really stinks, and thats for sure!
So heres a song of
For Sarahsue so now she has one
Her very own welcome song!
She can laugh and be merry
Behave like a dingleberry!
Because now she has her song!
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Trying to post a darn picture. -- Pretz, 22:06:31 05/20/03 Tue
I'm supposed to be the one with all the answers, so why won't this thing work?!!!!! Trying again...
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Feedback: 
henry10-Denis, 01:34:34 10/08/21 Fri 
-- dsf, 13:16:58 07/17/07 Tue 
I'm tired of waiting for the new season! ROUND ROBIN AT THE DUCKY BOARD! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. 
I still recognize a FEW names down there! 
Manette, Matou, Philbert... How the heck is everybody?? 
ANYWAY, I was driving home today and saw this sign 
and thought I just had to come tell the HarmyHorde! 
now that I think of it... I wonder how he ever got out of my closet...... 
at season end! 
Yup. I do! I can even provide a 
to prove it. Yes, it seems poor Harmkins lost 
the coin toss and is now... are you ready?? Here comes a SPOILER!!! 
Yes. And he's working my road! 
If I get a chance I'll take/post the picture. There's a sign not a mile from my house advertising 
"Harm's REALTY." 
Do you think I should call him up and refer him over here? :) 
-- sdadf, 18:52:43 02/17/06 Fri 
Memememe!!!!!! 
And when we welcome youuuuuuuuuuu to Shipperdelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddddd! We hope that you will shhhhhuuuuddddeeeerrrrr, TOO!!!!!! 
-- asdfa, 20:22:04 05/02/05 Mon 
Weeee welcome youuuu to Shipperdeland, Shipperdeland, shuddering Shipperdeland! And when we welcome youuuuuuuuuuu to Shipperdelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddddd! We hope that you will shhhhhuuuuddddeeeerrrrr, TOO -- xzcZX, 20:11:38 05/02/05 Mon 
Has anyone checked on the Shuddering Shipper Skipper since this ep aired? 
Tuoodles! Luooldes
to you! 
-- asdfa, 23:27:50 05/29/04 Sat 
here today! 
Woo Hoo!!! O.k.. Meeee
There! 
MacGyver has come to your PARTY!!! 
WE FORGOT SHIPPERMAMAS BIRTHDAY!!!! Oh NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Gee whiz! I KNEW it was coming up but then AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! My in-laws arrived on Thursday and just left today
WE FORGOT SHIPPERMAMAS BIRTHDAY!!!! Oh NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Gee whiz! I KNEW it was coming up but then AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! My in-laws arrived on Thursday and just left todayhttp://users.starpower.net/greggw/Pictures%202/flaminghead-runner.html.. and.... I was a bit distracted. ANYWAY.. a day late and a dollar short but.. -- No name, 16:41:21 11/02/03 Sun 
WE FORGOT SHIPPERMAMAS BIRTHDAY!!!! Oh NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Sigh. Gee whiz! I KNEW it was coming up but then AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! My in-laws arrived on Thursday and just left today.. so.. sigh.. I was a bit distracted. 
"I'm a little airplane! 
My LOOOOOOVVVVVE!!! Come down here RIGHT NOW sos we can MARRY, 
you hunk a hunk a burnin love, you!!! THEN it turns out that not only is MAC psychic but HARM is also!!! He hears EVERY WORD! Im coming, Sarah! he exclaims and immediately gets lost in a sudden 
But.. Im MRS. SECNAV!!!! Mr. Secnav grins sheepishly and proclaims he forgot. He was suffering from amnesia triggered by the thumb incident.. and Mac. Meanwhile Harmkins is circling overhead, still trying to reach his true love! Hes been thru a war 
, three winter storms
, a flock of Canada Geese
and is down to two molting geese strapped to his arms and whats left of his steering wheel. Finally he sees MAC! He gently glides in and SWOOPS her off her feet. He tries to fly off into the sunset for a really cool series ending shot, but the dang geese will only go SOUTH. Still its a happy ending. Tra La!
Just then she notices the SecNav has slammed his finger in his car door. She races to him and declares her undying love. Merideath runs out and announces there will be a DOUBLE ceremony. Just as the Pastor is about to pronounce the happy, if not a tad confused couples Man and Wife, a woman stands up and shrieks, But.. Im MRS. SECNAV!!!! Mr. Secnav grins sheepishly and proclaims he forgot. He was suffering from amnesia triggered by the thumb incident.. and Mac. Meanwhile Harmkins is circling overhead, still trying to reach his true love! Hes been thru a war
