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Author: Angry in Turkmenistan |
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Date Posted: 01:35:34 07/08/05 Fri Ryan, First of all young man, my mom reads this brilliant website, so she now knows, along with countless others, that you have signed your death warrant for breaking my new “NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN A NAUGHTY MANNER RULE”(which is punishable by an excruciatingly painful death). You can now expect to be tortured upon my arrival in the great state of Louisiana. I have learned quite a few grisly techniques while living in this dictatorial society. Iran, Afghanistan, and Uzbekistan are within a stone’s throw of Ashgabat, so don’t, for one minute think that I haven’t been in that chair, staring at foot long electrical probes, just waiting to be molested by little dirty brown men who were trying to extract extremely sensitive information out of my disciplined body. Okay, maybe that was just on a movie, but I have seen many movies about interrogation, so I know what I’m doing. I suggest you start with your goodbyes now, and you WILL Will me your Kegerator. …and my knowledge of the world is far superior to yours. The world is far larger than the Gulf Coast and Cancun. You educate yourself with your dusty books from the shelves of the UL library, while I live and learn with the people of which you have only read of. Again, this can all go away if you take me fishing. Good Day [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Re: Think about it | Bill | 20:37:55 07/08/05 Fri |
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