| Subject: The Man They Call Phil: Phil Wakes Up: Part Two |
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Jake Tanner
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Date Posted: 16:31:11 02/07/02 Thu
**The scene opens up in a local hospital here in Chicago. Phil awoke to find himself lying in a hospital bed. He tried to get up, put he instantly felt sharp pains at his sides. His head throbbed, and as he looked down, he saw that his fat gut had been taped. He must have broken ribs. Phil moaned thinking what a dumbass he was for messing with that guy and his friends last night. He'll never pull a stunt like that again. Looking to rest his mind and distract himself from the pain he felt, he felt around for the remote control, and he turned on the TV...**
Max Wulf: Hello, everybody. I'm Max Wulf and I'm here once again with The Madman From Queens, Jake Tanner. Mr. Tanner, how are you today?
**The camera pans to Jake, who is looking as menacing as ever...***
Phil: AAAHHHH!!!!!! NOT HIM AGAIN!!!!
Jake Tanner: Skip the small talk, Wulf. I told you, you only have two minutes. Go.
Max Wulf: Fine then. With the PPV being tomorrow, how do you feel about your chances?
Jake Tanner: I feel I can take anyone who steps into the ring with me. Some of the guys in the match I've already faced before. Guys like Justin Sane, Jason Crisis, hell, even DBR. I believe I have what it takes to last and be one of the final three members. That is my goal. Once I get there, it's a win/win situation to me. However, don't think I'm giving up. I want that World Championship just as bad as anyone else. This, however, also depends on other factors. What order I enter the Battle For The Gold is key. I'm hoping for a position later in the match. This way, I'll have more energy to last in the match.
Phil: I HOPE YA LOSE, YA BASTARD!!!!! You can go to Hell Jake Tanner!
Max Wulf: Is there anyone in particular you are gunning for in the match?
Jake Tanner: EVERYBODY. Anyone in my sights is my target. I don't care who you are, how big, how small, anything. ANYBODY and EVERYBODY is a target. That's probably the strategy for most everybody else, so I have to keep my guard up. All in all, I take this match as a great challenge to overcome.
Phil: Pssh. I hope you enter number one, and you are the first one eliminated! You putz!
Max Wulf: On a side note, Jake, my sources tell me that last night at the HWA Bar & Grille, you viciously attacked a customer and put him in the hospital.
Jake Tanner: Yeah? And?---
Phil(yelling at the TV): And? AND? YOU PUBLICLY HUMILIATED ME!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!!!!
Jake Tanner:--I'm damn PROUD of what I did to him! He had the NERVE, to interuppt me, my girlfriend, AND my friend, and then he spilt BEER ALL OVER my girlfriends lap!!! I hope I put the little f*cker in a coma.
Max Wulf: You're a dick, you know that Tanner?
Phil(weeping): Yeah. You're a dick.
Jake Tanner: Watch your mouth, Wulf, or I'll sit you right next to that shmuck I whooped last night.
Max Wulf: Oh yeah? Why don't you just TRY IT, Tanner!!!
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**Max Wulf awoke to find himself in a hospital bed. His whole body ached. He tilted his head to the right, to see a short stocky man wearing glasses and sporting a 'fro. The man looked at him and winced as he sighed...**
Phil: Tanner?
Max Wulf: Tanner.
**The two share a double sigh as we fade to black....**
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