The camera looks out over a wild crowd at the Cincinnati
Gardens. "Mall Dwelling Punk Wanna-Be" by NOOD Blasts over the PA as the original man of wrestling
steps out onto the ramp. The crowd begins to cheer a little, but a few are
booing. He looks around and smiles. He does and hand stand and
proceeds to walk down the ramp on his hands. The crowd likes this for the
most part. When he gets tot eh ring and hops over to his feet. He
enters the ring and calls for the mic. Once the mic is given to him, he
sits up on a turnbuckle. He brushes his long blonde hair out of his
face. He looks into the camera and grins.
Hey, Porkopolis! What's goin ON?! Yes,
that's right... it is I, Caelius. I have decided that politics are not for
me. You know, to much back stabbing and arguing. That, and I lost a
lot of my beloved fans... mainly the great people of Cincinnati! Now we
have a couple of things to discuss, the immediate future and the not so distant
future. Now as far as the immediate future goes, I am going to need
The Drifter and Claudius down here right now!
The two men come down with very little
reaction from the fans.
First, Drifter, you are to go back to
Italy, I will pay you $1,000 for everyday under a month for you to put
down the riots and fighting in Rome. If it takes longer than you will make
$1,000. Now, Claudius... Clyde as they call you otherwise. Come over
here for a second... have you ever seen The Meat Hook?
He stands up on the turnbuckle and faces
the crowd. He does a back flip off the top turnbuckle and, coming down,
catches Clyde's head delivering a neck breaker.
That is what I call THE MEAT HOOK!
It's something everyone can look forward to this Friday during my match with
Jason and Dante. Yes, that's right, I am taking to the ropes once again! Insanity
at it's peak this time around, boys! I have been in three matches since my
return and this is my second three way dance... I won last one... I am pretty
confident about this one as well. But that is something that is going to
have to wait until I have finished this piece of business.
Back to the immediate future... Ace, don't
get me wrong when I say this, cause I love to death bro, but you're not the
reason that I'm here today... I want to thank Mayor Luken for his support of my
wrestling debut. He is great man and I deeply respect him. You see I
got this call when I got home from Italy, it was the good mayor himself.
He asked me to visit him in his office. We had a great conversation.
Ace, you're a great friend, but you spoke a lot about the law, and frankly I
don't give a rat's ass about the law. Luken told me he would personally
beat me down if I even thought about it again. Then he told me about Clyde
here and who he really was... which brings me to this.
Two police officers come down to the ring
and arrest Clyde.
You see, he had some warrants on his
head... and well, we couldn't have that... This reminds me of my next
point! What should I be called now... Poco Loco is really not me, Caelius
is as good as dead, and well, let's face it, I'm not going to be called Charlie,
so what are my options... WAIT, WAIT... I GOT IT!
My name shall be:
The Enforcer!
Isn't that wonderful? I think
so! You see, I was the backbone of the Enforcers... sure Jonny was the
"leader" and Sean was the mouth, but who was in the background working
his tail off? ME! I have decided to call myself The Enforcer because that
is what I am. I am one of the few people in this federation that doesn't
break the law. I way be wild, but deep down and just a good ol' boy from
Cincinnati.
Now, on to the not so distant
future!
This Friday, a three-way dance... Dante,
Jason... two words... going down. I mean let's face it, I am quicker,
stronger, and not to mention, better looking. I know what you are
thinking, "Wait, he is still vain?" Well, in short, yes.
Everyday, I wake up and look at my beautiful wife, then into the mirror. I
can't help, but smile at how great I have it...
Yes, yes, I am fortunate to have this kind
of life, but keep in mind... it is only because I live in this wonderful country
of ours and in the great city of Cincinnati. Anyhow...
Dante, watch out baby, because you will be
the first lil' boy I whip... I plan on pinning you first, because you talked
trash first... Jason, what can I say other than, you know you're going
down... If you do decide to show that ugly mug of yours, then may I suggest for
you to lay down and roll over... you won't get hurt this way. Now, I must
be off... a man like myself has a busy schedule, but I have to things to say.
First, cincy boys, NOOD, keep up the great
work, thanks for lettin' me use your music and all you Porkopolians...
He hops jumps over the top rope onto the
floor and runs up the ramp.
YOU DA MAN!!!
The fans erupt with ageement and cheer The
Enforcer. He throws the mic into the crowd and leaves.
OOC: If you wish to download the song by NOOD, click
here
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