| Subject: The Time has Come |
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Raul
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Date Posted: 00:17:35 05/26/02 Sun
(A typical HWA crowd is in total disbelief by what they have just seen. Perhaps one of the sorriest matches the state of Utah has ever seen! Then, as the commentators prepare to hype the next event, the lights go out...then the music of Run-DMC plays throughout the arena...it's "The Kings". Suddenly everyone is wondering just who it could be that's coming out...)
MC: Just who is it that's coming out here? And to that music nonetheless?
Ryder: If it is who I think it is, we've got a huge lawsuit on our hands!
(Suddenly two people appear on the ramp!)
MC: We can't get a good look as to who that is.
Ryder: I really don't thi...wait a minute! Is that who I think it is?!
MC: Who?
Ryder: It's Raul! I'll be damned! A former wrestler in the Utah indies, a former wrestler in two different e-feds, and a former e-fed president! What is he doing here on HWA programming though?
MC: Technically, Steve, this isn't taped. So technically, he's not on HWA programming. He's just in our territory.
Ryder: Right. I knew that.
(As the two people get into the ring, Raul poses for the crowd.)
MC: I have no clue who this guy is, but the fans sure are loving every second of this!
(As the fans start chanting "Raul!" the music stops and Raul takes it in for a good two minutes...then he begins to speak.)
Raul: Greetings to all my loyal fans in Salt Lake City, Utah!! (Crowd cheers) Now it may come as a surprise to many, but since the last time I was in this arena in a wrestling ring, my life has completely changed! Oh yeah, it has! You see, the last time I was here, I berated the entire state of Utah for being a bunch of Hispanic-hating, hypocritical, no-good bigots. But since that time, I have done some soul searching. Some serious soul searching. And come to find out, it wasn't Utah that hated me at all! It was me that hated you because I didn't understand why you did what you did. But since that time, I closed down my e-fed, spent ten months out of the business, doing absolutely nothing! Until, one fateful day in downtown Ogden, I met...(points in the woman in the ring)her. The one that has brought me here tonight! The one that has brought me back to wrestling. The love of my life. She is literally the girl next door, Ms. Debbie!
MC: Debbie?
Debbie: Thank you for that kind intro, hun. Now this may come as to an even bigger shock, but since that time that we met, my boyfriend has trained harder and smarter than ever before! And he has actually tried to wrestle in another e-fed before coming here tonight! But because that recent e-fed had cancer, Raul was left with nowhere to turn to again...until he spoke with the President of the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance! And now, never before in his life has he wrestled for himself, but this will be his actual wrestling debut here in HWA!
MC: What is she talking about?
Raul: I should point out that in recent attempts at other e-feds, I was a manager in every attempt. And, of course, I botched big time in my own e-fed. But now, thanks to the HWA, I will actually go in the ring and compete with the very best! You see, I didn't want to continue going from one place to another, picking up scrubs and working for companies that were going to die weeks later! I wanted to come to the very best! So I applied to join the HWA, and here I am!
Ryder: MC, I think this is where you say...
MC: Wrong color commentator, Steve.
Raul: So now, as I await my first opponent here in the HWA, I will kick back with my girl, watch every single one of you guys get jealous that you could even bag a girl like this, and before Tuesday, in Las Vegas, I will respond as to who my first opponent will be! So if you don't mind, ladies, gentlemen, and not-so-gentle men, I think it's time we made like a pair of dogs in heat and scrammed!
(As the two get out of the ring to a loud ovation, "The Kings" plays again, and everyone is left wondering what is next for the HWA from the Legendary Latino and the Girl Next Door.)
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