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Date Posted: 15:06:26 03/16/06 Thu
Author: lump
Subject: Re: Black. White.
In reply to: lump 's message, "Black. White." on 08:57:29 03/09/06 Thu

"I was born a poor black child."

There's a video of me like The Jerk on the porch who can't keep rhythm. I was going to enter a talent show with my friends and I was the only white girl and the only one who couldn't keep the rhythm. We did our routine (U-G-L-Y You ain't got not alibi, you ugly hey hey you ugly). My grandpa taped it but it reminded him of the Jerk so bad that the whole camera is shaking and you can hear him just trying to hold in a good laugh. It sounds racist, but it really wasn't. It's so funny. He told me they destroyed the tape - my Grandma assured me that they hadn't.

Anyhow "The new phonebook is here. The new phonebook is here!"

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[> Re: Black. White. -- taurus, 15:35:04 03/16/06 Thu [1]

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now."

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