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Date Posted: 10:29:12 03/03/06 Fri
Author: 23
Subject: Re: Randy Jackson
In reply to: lump 's message, "Randy Jackson" on 09:17:02 03/02/06 Thu

You position a banjo in just the right place when that cat is in heat, and you'd be surprised at the melodies that come out of that thing.

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[> Re: Randy Jackson -- Robert, 19:00:46 03/03/06 Fri [1]

I'm a bit worse than Simon. for one, my opinion is that none of these bitches can "sing". Sure, they can hit all of the silly ghetto vox acrobatic bullshit, but I've yet to hear any of them emote and actually sell a song, or themselves.

I think that they should have a night where everyone has to rock a Luther Vandross song, and if they fuck it up with that yodel lay hee hoo 20,000 notes a minute bullshit, they have to do horse porn with Arseneo Hall to stay alive in the competition.

In short, they all suck. I watch it because it makes me feel a bitb etter about myself. Although I'm a zero and will probably never amount to anything as a musician, I could fuck all 20 of them up on the mic...and that keeps me somewhat sane.

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