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Date Posted: 18:30:07 02/28/06 Tue
Author: amadaun
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Men are.......[humour]

Number 13 and 11 are my favourites........

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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[> Re: Men are.......[humour] -- 23, 12:58:22 03/01/06 Wed [1]

We are all those things, and more!

(mmmmm, popcorn)

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[> Re: Men are.......[humour] -- tg, 13:05:06 03/01/06 Wed [1]

mmmmmmmm Cheese popcorn.

i'm having it too!

Men are from mars, women are from venus.

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[> Re: Men are.......[humour] -- lump, 15:12:25 03/01/06 Wed [1]

Men are like poop. Some come in funny shapes. They don't stink if they're healthy. Some sink to the bottom. And some are hard to digest.

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