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Date Posted: 10:31:14 02/14/06 Tue
Author: lump
Subject: Roses are red
Roses are red
If your chicken is blue
You shouldn't eat it
You'll get the bird flu.
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Re: Roses are red -- tg, 10:54:43 02/14/06 Tue [1]
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
HAPPY VALENTINES EVERYONE!!
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 12:15:17 02/14/06 Tue [1]
HEHEHE - TG - priceless!
Roses are red
Cornflowers are blue
Better vote Republican
Or Cheney will shoot you.
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Re: Roses are red -- 23, 12:37:57 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Unless it's my famous blueberry chicken.
(I just made myself puke a little bit there...)
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Re: Roses are red -- chrys, 13:03:52 02/14/06 Tue [1]
omg you all had to talk about chickens, didn't you?
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Re: Roses are red -- a light, 13:17:20 02/14/06 Tue [1]
"Heavens' dead
When you're sad"
Chicken love poems
Ain't as bad
Have a fast and efficient Valentines Day everyone!
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 13:31:37 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Efficient! Yes! LOL!
Dark as roses
Fine as sand
Chris is a model
In an efficient band.
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Re: Roses are red -- 23, 13:36:21 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Music is best
When it's not art
Another album needs made
Hurry up, let's start!
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Re: Roses are red -- tg, 13:59:36 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Chicken Chicken!!!
Whatever happened to chocolate on Valentines Day?
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 14:05:36 02/14/06 Tue [1]
This Valentine's Day
I turn to the bottle
Because it's time to
Turn you in for a new model.
Chicken.
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cluck! -- a light, 14:08:21 02/14/06 Tue [1]
"If the Beatles did it why can't we?"
Lack of versatility?
for Chrys:
Leave the feathers on the chicken
Handy wet-nap durin' lick'n
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Re: Roses are red -- tg, 14:11:27 02/14/06 Tue [1]
love love me do
you know I love chicken
I'll always be true
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 14:11:39 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Roses are red
Like my nose pickins'
I like french fries
and lots of fried chickens.
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Re: Roses are red -- 23, 14:15:15 02/14/06 Tue [1]
I won't be pickin'
Any of that chicken
It looks translucent
Which ain't finger-lickin'
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 14:19:40 02/14/06 Tue [1]
No dicken ze chicken.
Down on the farm
Chickens say bawk bawk
Until I chop of their head
and make chicken stock.
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Re: Roses are red -- a light, 14:22:12 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Hahahahaha!! I love this thread!!
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Re: Roses are red -- 23, 14:26:13 02/14/06 Tue [1]
You can use any chicken
To make good stock
But if you want man-soup
You must use cock
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 14:28:27 02/14/06 Tue [1]
You just wish
To be in a situation
Like Dick Cheney and
his premature ejaculation.
Chicken themed. Bird pellets. :)
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 14:34:08 02/14/06 Tue [1]
23: I bow before the chicken poetry king! Bravo! LOL!
Yeah - now we've moved from a chicken theme to cock! LOL!
Spermies are (or should be) white
My balls are blue
They're like a slowcooker
And I'm makin' you some stew.
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Re: Roses are red -- a light, 14:44:17 02/14/06 Tue [1]
use juicy parts
for soup and song
just stick 'em in
but simmer long
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 14:46:29 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Stolen from the Presidents...
Chicken ran up and scratched me through my jeans
Chicken ran up and scratched me through my jeans
Fuck you chicken you're going to spend the night
Fuck you chicken you're going to spend the night
Fuck you chicken you're going to spend the night
OUTSIDE!
Chicken on my foot and I want to touch it....
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Re: Roses are red -- 23, 15:34:08 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Don't short-change yourself there, lump. A few of those verses nearly brought me to tears. [sniffles]
Where's Garlic? He needs to chime in here with some well-phrased chicken-ness.
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 15:39:52 02/14/06 Tue [1]
So does RD2!
Chicken hearts are red
chicken cooks up white
You might get some chicken
If you play your cards right.
(That's really my pick up line in bars, but it only works at about 3:15 in the parking lot.)
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 16:06:38 02/14/06 Tue [1]
Roses are red
Afternoon delight
Because you work in the evening
I have a date with B.O.B. tonight.
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Re: Roses are red -- chrys, 18:16:56 02/14/06 Tue [1]
keep 'em coming guys, so glad to have something funny to read on vday, it's exactly what i needed.
can't think of anything myself though.
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Re: Roses are red -- tg, 21:21:31 02/14/06 Tue [1]
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Foghorny -- a light, 02:47:28 02/15/06 Wed [1]
^^^
"Ah say, this here present's fo' you Miz fine figure uva chicken"
"An' ah say, put on a Varvatos outfit bo', befo' you come a courtin'!"
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Re: Roses are red -- lakemnitz, 06:53:49 02/15/06 Wed [1]
Why Chrys? What's up with the boy next door?
Not very good with chicken ryhmes.....
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 08:28:53 02/15/06 Wed [1]
sauer kraut and taters
collards and greens
I wouldn't reproduce with you
'Cause you got bad genes.
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Re: Roses are red -- chrys, 15:56:04 02/15/06 Wed [1]
what are collared greens anyway? i seriously don't know. and what is b.o.b.? i meant to ask that yesterday, but i got too cuaght up laughing at the chicken shit : )
still can't think of any good chicken rhymes either, but this is what i will leave you with (and i can't take credit for coming up with this...)
up against the wall, motherpluckers!!!
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Re: Roses are red -- lump, 16:01:36 02/15/06 Wed [1]
Collard is a plant, I think - and greens are the leaves. But I've only seen them - never cooked or ate them. Ask me about poke though - and I'd know that!
B.O.B....
battery operated boyfriend.
*blushes*
Roses are red
Cavemen were hairy
I just ate
a chocolate strawberry!
:)
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Re: Roses are red -- tg, 17:22:12 02/15/06 Wed [1]
What's the greatest invention of the 20th century?
Battery operated boyfriends, before woman used to have to fill them up with bees. buzzzzzzz ouch!
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