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Date Posted: 10:46:18 02/09/06 Thu
Author: lump
Subject: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong
HIM - For your soul, I tear off the wings of a butterfly.
YOU BASTARD! You leave that butterfly alone. What the hell kind of lyrics are those? I admit to having some pretty tacky taste, but I'd tear off the wings of a butterfly? What the hell!?
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- tg, 11:02:02 02/09/06 Thu [1]
I saw this kid once cremating ants with his magnifying glass or pouring salt on them. cruel...
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- tg, 11:39:39 02/13/06 Mon [1]
Kinda the samething.
Most famous is
Blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
see the runner in the night
check this link:
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/soundgarden.shtml
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- lump, 12:03:11 02/13/06 Mon [1]
I may not know Valentine's Day, but I do know this one.
DUCE. Not douche - although that's what I always thought too.
A duce (sp?) is someone who runs numbers or drugs. Like Duce Bigalow. Thus the "runner in the night" part. But yes, you'd have thought they would have put those lyrics under a little more consideration!
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- tg, 12:15:02 02/13/06 Mon [1]
Thanks Lump I never knew that, makes sense.
Black Hole Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black old sun
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And wash away Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
And wash away the rain
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backhoe fun, won't you come, and wash away the pain
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun, won't you come, and wash away the rain
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Backhoe son
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black 'ol sun
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black coal sun
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black whore's son
or
Black horse son
or
Black horse son
Original Lyrics:
Black Hole Sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black hot son
Won't you c**
And brush away the pain.
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain.
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black old son
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black old sun, won't you come?
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun, won't you come?
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black old sun
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my youth I prayed to Keith.
Original Lyrics:
In my youth I prayed to keep.
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Requesrequesmeaning 'ricotta cheese, ricotta cheese' in Spanish)
Original Lyrics:
Black hole sun, black hole sun
Soundgarden's, "Black Hole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you pay the rent?
Original Lyrics:
Wash away the rain
Soundgarden's, "Blackhole Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butthole fun
Original Lyrics:
Blackhole sun
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- tg, 12:16:15 02/13/06 Mon [1]
Soundgarden's, "Bleed Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're sick in the mo!
Original Lyrics:
I know you're sick and alone.
Soundgarden's, "Burden In My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me into the desert as dusty as you are
Original Lyrics:
Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are
Soundgarden's, "Burden In My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot my load today
Won't you cry for me?
I tossed salad again
Would you lie for me?
Original Lyrics:
I shot my love today
Would you cry for me?
I lost my head again
Would you lie for me?
Soundgarden's, "Fell On Black Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
A psuedo-minded change
Original Lyrics:
I sure don't mind the change.
Soundgarden's, "Fell On Black Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you own it? Does it fly?
Hands are still shaking. Am I dying?
Original Lyrics:
Something that you wanted to see fly
Hands are for shaking, no not tying.
Soundgarden's, "Fell On Black Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sh*t on my na-chase
Original Lyrics:
I sure don't mind the change
Soundgarden's, "Fell On Black Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know
That this could be my fate.
Original Lyrics:
How would I know
That this could be my fate?
Soundgarden's, "Fell On Black Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on my new chairs.
Original Lyrics:
I sure don't mind a change.
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- tg, 12:17:18 02/13/06 Mon [1]
Soundgarden's, "Limo Wreck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miles of the base.
Original Lyrics:
Mouths of the babes.
Soundgarden's, "Mailman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen how you give h***
Now I want you to receive.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen how you've given
Now I want you to receive.
Soundgarden's, "My Wave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay if you want to pay
if you like Tineal
if you like to lay
Original Lyrics:
Pray if you want to pray
if you like to kneel
if you like to lay
Soundgarden's, "Outshined"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm down on my niece today.
Original Lyrics:
I'm down on my knees today.
Soundgarden's, "Outshined"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, John
Original Lyrics:
Outshined
Soundgarden's, "Outshined"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside! Outside! Outside! Outsigned!
Original Lyrics:
Outshined! Outshined! Outshined! Outshined!
Soundgarden's, "Outshined"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me the power-sword.
Original Lyrics:
Show me the power, child.
Soundgarden's, "Outshined"
Misheard Lyrics:
The grass is always greener
where the dogs are sh*tting
Original Lyrics:
The grass is always greener
where the dogs are shedding
Soundgarden's, "Pretty Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't like what you got me hangin', Franz.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't like what you got me hangin' from.
(Make Correction) (Suggest Different Misheard Lyrics)
Soundgarden's, "Pretty Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumb rope, sell the chain
Freddy knew Sid's pretty vain.
Original Lyrics:
Diamond rope, silver chain
Pretty noose is pretty pain.
Soundgarden's, "Pretty Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the perfect stamp
Clean it off with a dirty Phil.
Original Lyrics:
I got the perfect steal
A cleaner love with a dirty feel.
Soundgarden's, "Pretty Noose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm foamin' far away
The woman's steak this singer's got me on.
Original Lyrics:
Out from and far away
The wooden stake this thing has got me on.
Soundgarden's, "Rusty Cage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I burned a weasel, burned down Dinah Shore's home.
Original Lyrics:
I'm burning diesel, burning dinosaur bones.
Soundgarden's, "Rusty Cage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna break my rustic Asian rum.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
Soundgarden's, "Rusty Cage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna bring my dusty Cajun rug.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
Soundgarden's, "Rusty Cage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh your wide awake
And hit me with a hand and broke a nail.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you wired me awake
And hit me with a hand of broken nails.
Soundgarden's, "Rusty Cage"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll take me down the river to still water
And ride me like a dog
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, I'll take the river down to Stillwater
And ride a pack of dogs.
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on while I get off
Original Lyrics:
Come on we like it all
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, like a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, we like it all.
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the river with your hands.
Original Lyrics:
Feel the rhythm with your hands.
Soundgarden's, "Spoonman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spawnman
Original Lyrics:
Spoonman
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- tg, 12:18:37 02/13/06 Mon [1]
Soundgarden's, "Superunknown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone in the Super Bowl
Original Lyrics:
Alive in the Superunknown
Soundgarden's, "Superunknown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone in the superunknown
Original Lyrics:
Alive in the superunknown
Soundgarden's, "The Day I Tried To Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stole a thousand n*****'s change.
Original Lyrics:
I stole a thousand beggars' change.
Soundgarden's, "The Day I Tried To Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day I tried to live
I stole the files and Reagan's changin'
Even told the b****.
Original Lyrics:
The day I tried to live
I stole a thousand beggars' change and
Gave it to the rich.
Soundgarden's, "Ty Cobb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here to f*** you all.
or
Hard head to f*** you all.
or
Hard headed f***, you are.
or
Whore headed f*** you are.
or
Hard headed, f*** you all.
Original Lyrics:
Hard headed f***, you all.
Soundgarden's, "Ty Cobb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here to f*** you all.
or
Hard head to f*** you all.
or
Hard headed f***, you are
or
Whore headed f*** you are.
Original Lyrics:
Hard headed f***, you all
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Re: Lyrics Gone Horribly Wrong -- chrys, 17:29:24 02/15/06 Wed [1]
re: lump's post when she said you'd think they'd put those lyrics under more consideration...
maybe they were just trying to be efficient : )
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