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Date Posted: 18:29:22 10/31/09 Sat
Author: Officer Torch
Subject: Re: Happy Halloween
In reply to: Tim 's message, "Happy Halloween" on 12:00:16 10/31/09 Sat

Heh...hello Sergeant Tim, aka Sgt.Time....this is your Emperor Ming speaking, from the FG side of the light bridge. Eh, yes, Happy Hollow to you. To make the day more festive, I've made arrangements with the High Priest to rig...uh, I mean decorate the so called "Tunnel of Terror" for a funhouse type look. Most appealing and I've turned some sections into a ride-thru type of affair. Simply climb into the small car and hold tightly onto the solid metal bar...don't be too concerned about the sparking ceiling mesh above...connected to the bar, or rod... it uses a mere 40,000 volts to transport the car along the tunnel. Just in case, put on the light weight rubber boots before entering.

Do not be afraid of the gocko if you see him ..the gocko often sleeps on this day, but the priest had some 108 proof spirits and could accidentally trip into the gong. If the fire breathing, lobster clawed gocko awakens, just leave the car before the large doors close.

My thanks to the High Priest for setting things up and Torch for typing this. Tim, we still have unfinished business to resolve. But, we'll wait and see what happens in the electrocu...I mean tunnel. By the way, you'll notice some honey laced candy corn and snacks in the car. Be alert for Orso...he may be in the area. Oh, thank Commander Rick for jogging my memory concerning these matters. We'll discuss more later, perhaps. Heh, heh.

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[> Re: Happy Halloween -- Tim, 22:45:38 11/01/09 Sun [1]

Sergeant Tim here, a loyal subject of the Ming Empire. Sergeant Time is a different one, aka Sergeant D.S. Time, or Daylight Savings Time. He made a trip to Earth this past weekend (his first since March), and now the Earthlings are all depressed because their sunset comes an hour earlier.

A Tunnel of Terror funhouse sounds like just the thing for the insubordinate Sergeant Time. After all, rather than attempt to conquer the Earth he merely tampered with its clock devices. If I see D.S. I will inform him to surrender, and not to worry since the gocko sleeps during the day.

And just where does a fire breathing, lobster clawed gocko sleep? Anywhere he wants. Heh.

Sergeant Tim


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[> [> Re: Happy Halloween -- Officer Torch, 07:50:33 11/02/09 Mon [1]

Sergeant Tim...Our Emperor is still asleep, apparently also messed up by changes in time--though an earth event in certain areas, somehow it affects him?! I don't know why. However, I can send this message confidentially.

I may be wrong, but I sense you and D.S. Time know one another and believe Ming wishes to interrogate you both to straighten this out. Should you come across D.S., make inquiries and maybe by week's end or so, inform me if you'd BOTH be available for questioning by our Emperor. For all I know, it could just be a brief quiz.

Oh, a little known point....around Halloween, the gocko slips out a secret trap door, and nods off in an area where a tigron also sleeps. It is near mushrooms AND foliage..the latter like a jungle!? The beasts snore, and legend has it the gocko mimics sounds>> "O-wim-O-weh, O-wim-O-weh." The legend further suggests a nearby quiet village where a lion sleeps?!? Hmm.

If you should see D.S.Time, inform him that refusing Ming, or stalling for time, WILL result in him sampling the Tunnel of Terror "funhouse" in the all metal car without a pair of insulated boots...a frying experience I'd say.


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