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Date Posted: 20:15:44 10/02/10 Sat
Author: Fleur D. Lee
Subject: Mums your mother

Ma Deer Mrs. Ewing,
I just had the d'light to read your enchantin' bit about owuh deer Miss Rujeenuh that you sullied yourself by postin' on that trashbox, an' I must tell ya dahlin', you must be more attentive to where your white gloves wander. Ya see Mrs. Ewing, Miss Rujeenuh always has been a lady of the stamens round these parts an' hers as well I wouldn't doubt. An' the paymints have always been pinched from her very own purse. Good deeds all I am certain. An' as you so eloquently stated in your advice to the readers, Miss Rejeenuh parks her tattered seat on the Council because of the votin' habits of our citizens, paid or coerced to vote or not. But Miss Rejeenuh, bats in her britches or not, is akshully puttin' our taxes where we can see 'em bekuz the money spent on those blooms most likely comes from her pittance salary from settin' her quarters on that Council seat. An' that we all know comes outta our taxes! Those petals are the ONLY thing we EVUH get to see of our tax dolluz. The rest are in the cash drawers of gin joints and brothels I am certain. So other than her govern-mental instability, Miss Rejeenuh is a little asset if you'll pardin the expression. As you put it so splendidly Mrs. E. I must quote you to our readers here:

SHUT THE HELL UP!

Thank you Mrs. Ewing. Now I must tend to my okra and juleps.

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Replies:

Re: Mums your mother -- Mrs. Ewing, 17:29:31 10/04/10 Mon
- Re: Mums your mother -- Fleur D. Lee, 22:54:31 10/04/10 Mon