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Date Posted: 09:24:44 09/20/99 Mon
Author: Jake Cavalry
Subject: Famous Last Words

*The camera catches up with Jake outside in a park reading a book chuckling quietly to himself. He looks up at the camera and smiles as he reads *

"Trust Me� I know what I'm doing"
" They'll love it so much.. We'll just call it new coke"
" Just use a fork, that'll get the bread out of it"
and I love this one.. " I know exactly where we are"

These are all examples of Famous Last Words. Just like the ones I've heard uttered by the other competitors in the over the top battle royal. El Toreador's flame pales next to the bright light that is "The General". Cold Steel is going to learn a painful lesson in why they should leave the singles wrestling to those who have the stamina to endure the hardships. Desperate-o your number came up and it read Craps. VDA , I haven't seen much of you but I expect you to go be listed DOA when this is over. And finally lil' Shawn Stevens, holding up his lil' title for the whole world to see, saying I am so big now. Your fifteen seconds of fame are coming to an end as I show you who the people truly know is the next one, the next champion of world will leave you all quivering in your boots when you hear the trumpet blare and know that�

The Cavalry has Arrived!!!

* Jake throws the book at the camera. The lens catches what it reads on the cover� "How to Win Friends and Influence People"�*

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