You dare question my authority, Mr. Calvary? -- True Test of Skill Wrestling Federation

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Date Posted: 10:23:31 09/20/99 Mon
Author: President Vengeance
Subject: You dare question my authority, Mr. Calvary?

*The Prez is sitting in his office, filling out papers, when a cameraman barges in the office. The Prez looks up, and doesn't look too happy.* 
President Vengeance: DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK!?!? 
Cameraman: I'm sorry, sir. Can I have a few words from you in reply to Jake Calvary's challenge to you? 
Prez: Jake, you dare challenge my decision to hold a top contendors battle royal? You dare challenge me to a match!? Well Mister, let me tell you something. I am the president of this fed, and I can do whatever I damn well please, and if you have a problem with it, then that's just too bad! Do you see this contract? *holds up a piece of paper, which has Jake Calvary's signiture on it.* This contract, which you signed and agreed to, might I add, states that you agree to wrestle in the TTSWF for the amount of time this contract is for, that you agree to the rules, and yadda yadda yadda. But look, down here. *points towards the bottom of the contract.* It also states that I have the right to sign which matches I want to, refuse which matches I want to, and to come up with any matches of my own choice if I want to, and that you agree to respect those rights of which I have. You know what that means? It means you will appear at that battle royal, and whoever wins that match will be the top contendor for the World title, and the runner up will be the top contendor for the P/C title, regardless of if it's you or not, and if you don't like it, then that's just tough, because there is nothing you can do about it. 
Secondly, you want me to make an appearance? Well, how about at the Supercard this Friday? Is that ok? Good! I will be there. But remember, you should watch what you wish for, because you just might get it !!! And believe me, you're gonna get it! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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