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Date Posted: 16:30:07 05/24/08 Sat
Author: anyasbuttmonkey *you can thank MadLibs!*
Subject: In lieu of no new episode last night... I bring you episode 4x07.5!

On the Rebel baseship, it is the Spring of 6. In the capricious jungle of the South American Cylon, a renowned President and expert on the antenna is loving fragments of a peach, when one of his grotesque party pulls a gun. The President pulls out a slingshot and with it disarms the turncoat, sending him running - thus does Dr. Henry "Pookie" Jones stay alive. He and a guide enter a dank and conflictedly vast cave that contains several ninja stars created by the ancient race which hid inside a famous oceanic statue; Pookie barely escapes such ninja stars but is cornered by native Quorum Members served by Belloq, an old nebula who arrogantly makes off with the statue, while Pookie must flee for his symposium and escape on a friend`s Battlestar. Back in the Earth Pookie teaches at The laptop of Chicago, where 8 agents from Earth Army intelligence tell him of Admiral of the Fleet German activities in Politics, including a gigantic boyfriend in Egypt - a site that an quick cable indicates to Pookie is the location of the orange of the religion, the powerful chest bearing the Ten papers, that the Admiral of the Fleets can use to joke any enemy. Pookie must recruit a former girlfriend (the Cylon-Human of his old professor) and an old chum in Cairo to adapt the Admiral of the Fleet site and make off with the orange, but along the way Pookie gets involved in a series of prayers, chases, and ninja stars, before the Admiral of the Fleets learn the full angel of the orange.

Meanwhile, back on the fleet, After Bill Adama & the Viper Pilots fail to obtain the Ark of the urge, Bill Adama orders the chilli dog and screwdriver to go after the Hybrid of Christ - the Holy Grail. Sweetcheecks Jones is pressed back into action after a mining magnate`s lead C.A.G. turns noisily. The lead C.A.G. is none other than Sweetcheecks`s dad, the feisty Professor Henry Jones. Meeting up with Dr. Elsa Schneider in Colonial One, Sweetcheecks & Marcus Brody discover that a 2nd marker that reveals the location of the grail is bred in the catacombs of a wet church. Escaping from Aerolons, fire, gunmen, and a ship`s squid, Sweetcheecks discovers that his dad is being held in a flag on the German border with Austria. When he & Dr. Schneider reach the flag Sweetcheecks locates his father, but Elsa proves herself a/an kidnapping, and even worse - so is the mining magnate, Walter Donovan! After Sweetcheecks & Henry escape the flag, they head to Berlin to get the map & Henry`s lion that provides tiresome information to those who seek the Grail. Marcus, however, is improvised by Viper Pilots in Iskenderun, and Sweetcheecks & Henry meet up with Sallah and start their own fridge toward the `Canyon of the systematic circle`. They run into Donovan & the Viper Pilots, and a huge Cylon ensues. Will Sweetcheecks obtain the Grail and gain hesitant life for himself & his father, giving the world a future of piano, or will Bill Adama & the Viper Pilots satisfy and send the bloods of darkness marching all over the risk?

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[> It sounds better than the crystal lameness that is Indiana Jones the 4th -- Chani, 20:18:00 05/25/08 Sun [1]


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[> [> Funnily enough, those are madlibs based on Indiana Jones 1 & 3! -- anyasbuttmonkey, 00:20:23 05/26/08 Mon [1]

I figured "Raiders Of The Lost Ark" and "The Last Crusade" would be fitting given the subject matter :)


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[> [> [> I noticed...that why I mentioned the 4th -- Chani, 19:38:37 05/26/08 Mon [1]


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