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Subject: MGA CHAROT BEAUTY PAGEANT Q's & A's Author: malu [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 16:09:36 02/07/21 Sun The FINALISTS : Misses USA, Spain, UK, Philippines, Iran, India and Japan QUESTION: Ms. USA, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman..... (Applause!.... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening. (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. UK, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. UK: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. UK: Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive. (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves QUESTION : And why do you say that? MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door..... (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer. QUESTION : Why do you say that? MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night.... (Applause!..Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance. (Applause!..Applause!) QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis... QUESTION : Chismis??? MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language. QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that? MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth.. (STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Aaaay Ate Malu, tamang tama ang timing mo! Dafat turuan na ni Low Professor Mama Nads Bronce si Rabiya na isaulo na yang sagowt ni Miss Philippines, at sabayan ng sign language for full imfact! Ikaw ay exfert sa sign language , Ate Malu, kaya ikaw na ang mag tits kay Rabiya yung falifat lifat from mouth to mouth! Aaaay charing lang! (NT) Felixia 20:49:40 02/07/21 Sun AY! Manang Felexis Carrington Colby! Nasee at saw co lang ini havang gagugel akish ng mga huvad na julaquish ayyyyyyy calowca! (NT) -- malu, 08:41:01 02/08/21 Mon Yak yak yak anubayan p ti Q&A kupasan ang topic itanong naman sa Mister pageants ang de scrption ng female organ. Ano naman kaya ang mga sagot (NT) Masters of Bating 23:39:42 02/07/21 Sun AY! Manang Jacquolin Aguillera! Amshore maraming ma-anser ng ewwwwwwww! Ayyyyyyy mister gay fajent fala 'yuon charot! (NT) -- malu, 08:47:09 02/08/21 Mon HOW DO YOU MEASURE HAPPINESS? (NT) CUCKOO LEDESMA 09:55:30 02/08/21 Mon THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION. GOOD MORNING SANYA! UM BEING MISS UNIVERSE IS NOT AN EASY JOB. IT IS A TIRING JOB. WHEN I AM IN CANADA, I MEASURE HAPPINESS IN CENTIMETERS. WHEN I AM IN US, I MEASURE HAPPINESS IN INCHES. MY IDEAL HAPPINESS IN CANADA IS FIFTEEN AND A HALF CM WHILE IN THE US, IT IS 6 INCHES. (NT) -- I THANK YOU., 20:35:22 02/13/21 Sat AKO NA RIN PO ANG SUMAGOT DAHIL WALA NI ISA SA INYO ANG NAGTANGKANG SUMAGOT NG AKING KATANUNGAN. (NT) -- CUCURUCUCKOO PALOMA, 20:37:42 02/13/21 Sat Kaya walang sum sagot kasi alam namin na kabulastugan na naman anghinihintay mong sagot!!! (NT) -- KML, 10:35:39 02/14/21 Sun