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] Date Posted: 23:26:44 11/14/07 Wed The World Expert on European Wasps The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now". Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window." "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you." The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those." "I'm very sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you have another track." The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognize any of those!" "I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, and you could hear another track." Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognized none of the wasps on this LP." "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant, "I've just realized I was playing you the bee side." ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************* Medieval Carnival Back in the middle ages, there was a traveling show which traveled throughout Europe. It was famous across the whole continent for its fabulous and death-defying shows. The show was named "The Show of Tension", because of the daring nature of most of the stunts, and thus the performers and other staff associated with the show gained the nickname "Tensions". Sadly, the shows didn't survive the poverty that swept Europe in the middle ages. As people got poorer, they couldn't afford to spend money on frivolous things like a traveling show. And thus was born the expression "unable to pay a tension"... ****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Russian Canyon In the early 1900s, the president of America went to visit Russia. Of course, Russia was still ruled by the Czar back then, and the American President was warmly welcomed by the whole Russian royal household. As the two leaders and their entourages were dining one day, in one of the huge dining rooms in the palace, the Americans were telling the Russians about some of the great things in their country. One of the topics of conversation was the Grand Canyon in Colorado. Of course, the American were quite boastful about this being the largest canyon in the world, when suddenly, from the head of the table, the Czar stood up, and made an announcement. "In Russia," he said, "we have a canyon even bigger than your Grand Canyon!" Now no-one was going to stand up and contradict the Czar, but of course no-one believed him either. Finally, the American president stood up, and said "Okay. Let's see this canyon then." So an expedition was organized. Of course, their destination was way out in the remote wilderness, and they only had horses to travel with, so the going was slow. But eventually, after several weeks grueling journey, they finally arrived at where the canyon was supposed to be. But there wasn't one. Not even a little one. And then it dawned on everyone - he had been using Czar chasm to make them look stupid. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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Date Posted: 05:38:14 11/15/07 Thu    I GOT DOUBLE VISION AGAIN   [ Post a Reply to This Message ] |