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Subject: Nun left

Author:
Paul

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Date Posted: 20:51:10 11/15/07 Thu

Two monks are in the shower. Brother Peter turns to Brother John and asks where the soap is. Brother John realising that he had left it in his cell, offers to run back and get it. Naked, he nips along the corridor, grabs two bars of soap and starts running back to the shower. As he nears the bathroom he hears three nuns approaching. Panicking he decides to pretend to be a statue and stands with the two bars of soap held above his head.
The Nuns stop, and admire the �statue� and how life like it appears. One nun cannot resist and strokes his wizzle. The monk, shocked, drops one bar of soap,
�Wow!� She cried, � It�s a soap dispenser!�
Impressed, the second nun also pulls on the monks dong, and he drops the second bar of soap.
The third nun, eager to get her own soap, tugs on the now hard wanger. Nothing happened. She tugs again! Still nothing! The first nun sympathises,
� Oh dear, is there no soap left!�
The still tugging nun replies,
� No! But it�s ok�.it dispenses hand cream too!��?

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