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[> Re: Stone Stiffs Shorty -- No name, 07:33:23 03/02/08 Sun [1]

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>HARRY SUCKS!

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[> Re: Stone Stiffs Shorty -- Bill from Margate, 08:11:22 03/02/08 Sun [1]

Aah....lets see here. Where did we last leave off?

Yes! I know.

Harry and his twin sister, Don, are a couple of BONE smokers.

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[> [> Re: Stone Stiffs Shorty -- Henry from Calif., 08:19:35 03/02/08 Sun [1]

I always knew something was wrong with those two. We would never put up with them in LEHT when I lived there. We was to good for that jazz.

What a cute couple they are.

I called his show a lot but I never liked it or them. I was to good for them. Now I waste the time of the good people in California. Me and Arnie are best friends. I am now a Democrat too. So there Hairy. Shortie!

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[> [> Re: Stone Stiffs Shorty -- No name, 04:32:32 03/05/08 Wed [1]

UH HARRY..........WE'RE BACK!!!!!

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[> Re: BREAKING NEWS!! BREAKING NEWS!! Stupid Shorty Suddenly Silenced BREAKING NEWS!! BREAKING NEWS!! -- truth-be-told, 05:57:32 03/04/08 Tue [1]

Rejoice! Rejoice!

The midget has lost his voice!!

Have you noticed how he hisses at the end of each word? I guess it's the reptilian blood in his cold hearted little body. (For you H(iney) H(ole)booty lickers, the reptilian family includes snakes)

I wonder if he will suddenly feel well enough to attend the arraignment of his good pal craig callaway today in mays landing?

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[> BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! DWARF IN ACCIDENT! DWARF IN ACCIDENT! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! -- No name, 20:37:55 03/04/08 Tue [1]

LEARNED AND CONFIRMED!

Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed... and life...sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.

He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to me he looks up in my face and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I looked down at him and I said, "Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?"

.... And that's when the fight started...

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[> Re: Stone Stiffs Shorty -- BREAKING NEWS!! REPTILE SPOTTED IN OCEAN CITY!!, 12:05:54 03/25/08 Tue [1]

THE HISSER OF THE MORNING IS BACK.

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING HE CAN DO TO ELIMINATE THE HISS AT THE END OF EACH WORD?

COULD THE HISSING PROBLEM STEM FROM HAVING A TONGUE INTENDED FOR A FULL SIZE PERSON OR IS IT ENTIRELY A FACTOR OF REPTILIAN BLOOD?

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