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Date Posted: 20:37:55 03/04/08 Tue
Author: No name
Subject: BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! DWARF IN ACCIDENT! DWARF IN ACCIDENT! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!
In reply to: truth-be-told 's message, "Stone Stiffs Shorty" on 07:13:49 02/27/08 Wed

LEARNED AND CONFIRMED!

Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed... and life...sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.

He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to me he looks up in my face and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I looked down at him and I said, "Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?"

.... And that's when the fight started...

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[> Re: Stone Stiffs Shorty -- BREAKING NEWS!! REPTILE SPOTTED IN OCEAN CITY!!, 12:05:54 03/25/08 Tue [1]

THE HISSER OF THE MORNING IS BACK.

ISN'T THERE SOMETHING HE CAN DO TO ELIMINATE THE HISS AT THE END OF EACH WORD?

COULD THE HISSING PROBLEM STEM FROM HAVING A TONGUE INTENDED FOR A FULL SIZE PERSON OR IS IT ENTIRELY A FACTOR OF REPTILIAN BLOOD?


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