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Subject: Homework Excuse

Author:
Maggie (Annie Redcroft) Theresa's 11 year old Baby

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Date Posted: 13:56:48 01/01/08 Tue

Homework Excuse

Oh teacher, teacher, listen, and I will
tell you why, I don't have my report, all
about the fly,

I had it done when my little sister came
along, before she drew all over it and hit
me with a gong,

And my mom had to let the dog in, muddy
paws and all, he trampled all over it
wanting to play ball,

But when a monkey saw it and took it to
Tibet, a witch poisoned it with
the plague from a rat,

Oh teacher, teacher, I could not poison
you...

"That's ok little Harry, I'll see your
parents after school!"

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[> Subject: Re: Homework Excuse
Author: andy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:13:39 01/02/08 Wed LOL! Well, I see the talent runs in the blood! Keep pushing that pen! Before long we'll be handing you out awards. Nice to meet you and thanks for sharing your poetry here. smiles, andy [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Homework Excuse
Author: Sasha [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:20:08 01/04/08 Fri ~ hahahahaha...oh I see, so you were thinking about the teacher's safety? I love it!!! lol I have to say this is a "homework" story I have not heard of before..lol wonderful, Maggie...I love the way you think, dear one hugs Sasha xx . [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Homework Excuse
Author: AnneMarie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:41:25 01/10/08 Thu Maggie I'm still laughing. This is a wonderful reason for not having homework done. Okay, well at least I'd excuse you You have great talent. Hugs, AnneMarie [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Homework Excuse
Author: Paul [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:23:46 01/26/08 Sat Maggie, Now this is right up my street, I have made a career out of comic poems! Move over Paul...here comes a new star! LOL. Brilliant excuse!!! Love and hugs, Paul. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]