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Date Posted: 20:47:02 11/16/02 Sat
In reply to:
Glorindiel
's message, "Chapter 2>>>" on 20:45:45 11/16/02 Sat
Chapter 3
-Disclaimer-
Glorindiel-Hey all you adoring, marvelous fans of mine!!!
Not even the crickets chirp?
Karamono-[Shades eyes and scans the place] Yep, they?re lining up to see you.
Glorindiel-Shut up.[Snaps a really loose collar on him]
Karamono-[Pretending to choke] 0_0
Glorindiel-Showoff
Karamono-[Going blue] x_x
Glorindiel-Oh my gosh! Karamono! Are you alright? Speak to me!
Karamono-?x_x?
Glorindiel-[Takes off collar] Better?
Karamono[Snapping back to life] Much![Cackles evilly] MWAHAHAHAHA!
Glorindiel-I fall for that EVERY time! Well, not anymore! And, don?t fall for this: just because I?m writing about the Lord of the Rings (Or the Sierra Mist) doesn?t mean I own it, OK? So deal with it!!!!
Karamono-[Dripping with sarcasm]Very well put.
Glorindiel-[Coolly now] Thank you.[Nods to anyone or anything actually reading this]
Chapter 3
Frodo and his friends had, AGAIN, endangered themselves, AGAIN, with their own stupidity, AGAIN.
Frodo-Now you?ve done it! We?re doomed to be victims of the Ringwraiths? powers!
Pippin-I was just eating!
Merry-Pippin, be quiet.
Sam-Master, they?ll have to get through me first!
Frodo-[Mutters] That?s a comforting thought.
Merry-Come, now Frodo, they won?t hurt you.
Needless to say, they did.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Aragorn-[Comes just in time to save Frodo] Sorry, I, uh, was taking care of something. Oh, Ringwraiths?[Faints]
All hobbits-KARAMONO!!!!!
Karamono-[Sitting in the Musey-Type Place with headphones on, reading a comic book, with the music blaring so loud that you could hear it in China] [Looks up and yells] That?s an exaggeration! You can only hear it in Greenland!!!
All hobbits-KARAMONO!!!!!!
Ringwraiths-[Closing in for the kill]
Ringwraith #6-Be Vewry, vewry quiet, we?re hunting hobbits [Puts finger to his invisible lips]
Glorindiel-OK!!!I confess! That?s from ?Stupid Hobbit? too, only Gimli says it!!!!!![Breaks down crying hysterically] It was too good not to use!!!!
Karamono-[Conks her in the head with his bat]
Glorindiel-Look at all the pretty eagles!!![Chases imaginary eagles]
Karamono-Oh, dear!![Chases after her]
Frodo-[Turns to see the Ringwraiths, but is so scared, he curls into a little ball and mutters under his breath over and over] I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock! I?m a rock!
Witch King of the Nazgul-No you?re not ! You?re a little tiny hobbit who thinks he?s a rock! [Stabs his shoulder]
Frodo-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sam- Mr. Frodo! What happened? [Scrambles over to Frodo]
Frodo-[Whimpers and says in a little baby-type voice] I got a Boo-boo!
Karamono-[Sees what is happening and comes running to Weathertop] What happened?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
Frodo-I got a Boo-boo! [Points to his shoulder which is gushing blood]
Karamono-Rrriigghhtt.[Points at Ringwraiths] Be gone! You know that they have no power against you! Go find someone your own size to fight!
Ringwraith #9-Like you?
Karamono-[Disintegrates the Ringwraith with his Light Saber]
All other Ringwraiths- [Run]
Karamono-[Blows steam off smoking Light Saber] One less Ringwraith. [Disappears] Toodle pip!
Pippin-[Thinking he meant ?Bye Pippin!? Waves]Bye!!!
Merry-[Slaps Pippin]
Pippin- 0o0
Aragorn-[Revives and runs to Frodo] What happened?!?!?!?!!?
Sam and Frodo-[Only Sam says ?He? instead of ?I?] I got a Boo-boo
Aragorn-I-I-Is that blood? [Faints again]
Arwen-[Comes riding up]
Glorindiel-Please note that I would have Glorfindel come riding up, but, Ahem, some people *CoughPeterJacksonCough* seemed to think that characters like him aren?t important. AND FOR WHAT BLOODY REASON, MAY I ASK, FOR WHAT BLOODY REASON?????!!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!! [Shuts up]???? [Blinks] Continue.
Frodo-[Fully revived at the sight of Arwen] OH! Pretty Elf-Lady!!!!!!
Aragorn-[Slaps him out cold] Hands off!!
Arwen- Now that?s not a nice way to treat your little friend, now is it?[Wags her finger at him]
Aragorn- [Hangs head] No?.
Arwen-[Bends down by Frodo and splashes Sierra Mist on him from he 20 liter]
Frodo-[Splutters] MMM! Yummy citrusy goodness!
Merry- Um, since when do we have Sierra Mist?
Arwen-[Getting P/O] Since I say so, hobbit-boy!
Merry, Pippin, and Sam-[Cower together AWAY from Arwen]
Arwen- Frodo, lasto beith nin, tolo dan ngalad.
Glorindiel-For all you Non-Tolkien Fanatics out there, that means: Frodo, hear my voice, come back to the light.
Frodo-[Snaps out of it] Woah cool language!
Arwen-[Shakes head sadly] We must get him to my father, he?s hit his head BADLY
Aragorn-Oh, I thought that he was dropped on his head when he was a baby.
Arwen-That could very well be, but we still need to get him to Rivendell, he could DIE!
All except Frodo and Arwen-Yay! No more Frodo!
Arwen-Shut up! [Gets on horse, pulling Frodo on in front of her]
Aragorn-Hey! I thought I got to ride with you! [Stamps foot, throwing a hissy fit]
Arwen-Not in front of the hobbits! [She covers Frodo?s ears]
Karamono-BOUNDARIES!!!!
Glorindiel-Ah, go jump up a rope! This is MY fan fic!
Karamono-[Sticks out tongue and disappears in a cloud of Musey-Type Smoke]
Arwen-[Rides off, pursued by the now 8 Ringwraiths] Noro lim! Noro lim!
Glorindiel-For all you Non-Tolkien fanatics out there, that means: Ride hard! Ride hard! [Bows]Thank you.
All Ringwraiths-[Hiss]
Arwen-Noro lim, Asfoloth!
Glorindiel-[Laughing insanely] My friends and I have a joke? Arwen says Noro lim, Ass-Fall-Off! [Cracks up again]
Karamono-[Whacks her with his bat]
Glorindiel-x_x
They get to the River Bruinin.
Arwen-[Turns to Ringwraiths] You?ll never get him now! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
Ringwraiths-[Hiss]
Arwen-[Mutters something]
River-CRASSSSSSSHHHHHHHH![Foam looks like white horses. It comes crashing up to the Ringwraiths]
All Ringwraiths-[Scream like a bunch of little girls]
River-Drown!!!!!!!!!
Ringwraiths-[Drowned, but not dead, cause they can?t die]
Arwen-[Laughes like a maniac]
Frodo-[Gasps for breath, then falls off the horse]
Arwen- Frodo! Is this one of your famous World-Record Hangovers?
Frodo-0o0?-_-?x_x
Arwen-Guess not!!!!![Does mouth-to-mouth recessitation]
Aragorn and others-[Gallop up]
Aragorn-ARWEN!!!!!!HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
Arwen-[Getting uncomfortable] Uh?Hi! It?s not what you think!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo-[Puckered up, waiting for more]
Arwen-[Slaps him] STOP THAT!
Frodo-But-but-but! I?m still not alive!!!
Arwen-Yes you are!!!!
Frodo-Darn!!![Falls unconscious, this time from the Ringwraith?s sword poisoning]
Arwen-OHHHHHHH, NO!!!!! I?m NOT falling for THAT one again!!!!!
Sam-Uh, I think he?s really unconscious Ms. Elf-Lady-Person.
Arwen-[P/O] Then you give him Mouth-to-Mouth, Hobbit-Boy!!!!
Sam-[Cringes and shudders]
Note-We apologize for any therapy you might need due to the images implied in this fic.
Glorindiel-I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Jumps up and down and waves hand frantically in the air]
Karamono-OH, NO YOU WON?T!!!! [Clips collar around HER neck]
Frodo-[Wakes for a second, but is knocked out cold when he hears that GLORINDIEL volunteered to do Mouth-To-Mouth Recessitation on him]
Note-Again, we say, we are sorry for any therapy you might need due to the images implied in this fic.
Later in Frodo?s Bedchamber in Rivendell?
Elrond-Frodo! Wake up!!!
Frodo-Wha-?
Elrond-Hi!!!!!!!!![Waves in his face]
Frodo-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Will Frodo ever NOT get scared by the people he meets? Will my fan fic chapters be longer? Will Glorindiel ever get to kiss Frodo?
Glorindiel-I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you need any more therapy in the chapters to come? Will anyone ever be sane again?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Read Chapter 4 For All the Answers?
Karamono-We only got to Rivendell!!!!!! I?m going to need some SERIOUS therapy when this is all over!!!!!!!!
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