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Subject: :-: and his little brother! :-:


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Telcoltl
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Date Posted: 19:53:43 01/11/11 Tue
In reply to: Elijah 's message, "Just your average, every day caffine addict vampire." on 22:18:11 01/09/11 Sun

Telcoltl had learned that when you actively avoided something, the planets aligned in such a way that you were destined to run slap into it. It was assumed that the Gods had made people because they had gotten bored. And then, once they had grown tired of people, had created love. This had amused them for centuries until they decided, in a jealous rage, that they wanted to experience it for themselves. They were promptly never heard from again. Hence the end of the Roman and Greek infrastructures. It's believed they all went crazy. But it wasn't just love that made the best stories fascinating. There was also hate. So, when you add an element of extreme anti-love with avoidance, there could only ever be one outcome. This was exactly the case this nippy afternoon.

Elijah had actually stormed right back his little brother, who had placed his order for a Venti Double Expresso Vanilla Skinny Frappochino Lite Ice and Shimmers. And why, of all the more manly drinks to order, had he ordered this? Oh, stay tunes dear readers! It does promise to be entertaining. If there was anything Telcoltl wasn't- it was “nice”. It was also “stupid”....but mostly it was “nice.”

Telcoltl sat at a table, his laptop skin repulsively artistic, and kept his head low over the extra large screen. He had spent almost a quarter of an hour rearranging himself each time a new seat opened so as to ensure, when Elijah entered, he would have a good view. Telcoltl's smaller frame was lost in the hustle and the bustle of the large crowds and he clicked away random F's and J's and pretended to be VERY important and VERY busy to help camouflage himself in the Self Titled Important People around him.

And then it happened. “VENTI DOUBLE EXPRESSO VANILLA SKINNY FRAPPCHINO LITE ICE AND SHIMMERS!!!!” shouted the barista. Game On.

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they say these things run in families.Elijah14:27:32 01/13/11 Thu


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