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Date Posted: 14/08/02 14:04 Wed
Author: britboy21
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Goldenballs and the truth inside Becks' kecks!

Just read this at a link on MSN after logging out of hotmail.com

Prepare to be astonished. Sounds like bunkum perhaps, but no matter what - he's still impressive.

Wednesday 14th August 2002 10:25am

Website reveals contents of Beckham's shorts
Or should we call him 'little David'...

David Beckham's balls may be golden, but according to a new website, the other soft parts of his anatomy are unlikely to be the subject of such plaudits from his wife.

The site, sizehimup.co.uk , asks users to input the size of a man's hands, feet and nose, and from those measurements comes up with the supposed length of his penis.

According to London's Metro newspaper, David Beckham is a "small" 5.2ins. Channel Four presenter Dermot O'Leary is a "medium" at 5.9ins, while huge-footed swimmer Ian Thorpe boasts an "extra, extra large" 8.3ins.

A spokeswoman for site owner and condom manufacturer Condomi said: "It has been scientifically tested and proved to be accurate."

However, Condomi was not prepared to divulge the formula it uses to work out the vital statistics.

See www.sizehimup.co.uk - if you dare...

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its just a load of... -- britboy21, 14/08/02 14:13 Wed

Just filled the in the sizehimup questionnaire (and very amusing it was too). Alas it was so waaaay out with regard to my own size, that I doubt its worth two figs. If you want to know the size, I'm afraid you have to use a tape measure or ruler not rely on shoe/glove/nose size! Still I bet you're all going to try it out now!!!!!

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