| Subject: A great letter to leave for your kids - school vaccines |
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Date Posted: Friday, December 24, 2021, 02:14: am
Download the letter if you want: https://store2.gofile.io/download/a1ce4365-f1d9-474a-a0fb-befc9db9694d/letter%20that%20looks%20like%20it%20came%20from%20your%20kid.pdf
I have a great letter that looks like it came from your kid’s school. My girlfriend and I (their mother) got tired of her two smart-mouthed daughters’ ages 13 and 15 so we left, what looked like a letter from their school, on the kitchen table...lol
The letter was professional looking and addressed the two kids, informing them that they would be required to get a series of injections in the buttocks within 10 days or they wouldn't be allowed back in school - as per a new State Law.
as we expected, the older one, Elena, started reading the letter. My girlfriend and I just acted normal as she kept reading. About a minute later, she started whining "Mom, did you see this?" My girlfriend acted casual and said, "Yes, I did. You both have to get shots of some sort. I was thinking of taking you both this week." The panic on Elena’s face was already worth it.
Elena called her younger sister Jackie over to read it and she (Elena) began to cry and said "Mommy, I'm not getting a shot in my butt! Noooo!" And it says I have to get two!!! My girlfriend responded, "If that’s what it says, then you have to."
Elena, still crying said, "Mom, I'm not getting it. It says it hurts and it lasts 3 minutes long! And it says I have to get two!!! Mommy I'm not getting it! I’m not!"
My girlfriend, being in on the joke said, "If it says you have to get it then you’re getting it." Elena started crying even more and said, "No mommy, I'm not getting a shot in my butt! I’m not!"
I was on the couch in the living room and I got up and walked into the dining room and said, “What’s going on? My girlfriend said, “Elena’s upset because she has to get a shot.” I said, “Is that all? What type of shot?”
I started reading the letter and I said, "Wow, I'm glad I'm not you. It says it takes 3 minutes and you have to get two!!! It even says that a parent should be present to hold you down….. Damn!"
This got Elena even more upset and she cried even harder...lol.
My girlfriend said "Listen, I’m going to take the both of you this week…. got it? In fact, I’m going to take you tomorrow before school. That way I don’t have to hear it all week. I suggest you both wear shorts."
Elena: "No mommy, please! I don't want a shot in my butt! No! I’m not going!"
My girlfriend got more stern and said "Listen, you're getting the shot whether you like it or not. I don’t care how painful it is. If the school says you have to get it then you’re getting it! Both of you make sure your ready tomorrow morning at 7!"
Elena wailed even harder and ran into her room crying. Her younger sister Jackie acted tough and didn't even react. That amazed me. Elena was the wuss….lol
Rubbing it in a little more, I said out loud, "Damn, those shots burn like hell. I had to get one in my butt once and it hurt for days! I'm glad I'm not them!"
This made Elena stomp her feet and wail even more…lol. To add to it, my girlfriend laid out two pairs of shorts on their dresser and said, "Make sure you wear these tomorrow. I don’t want any trouble once we get there." Elena screamed "No mommy, please. I don't want a shot in my butt.' I'm not going!"
My girlfriend said "Stop your whining, you're getting the shot whether you like it or not. I don't care how much it hurts. Stop acting like a baby." You need this for school.
Elena was upset for the rest of the night. All of her smart-mouthed tough-girl remarks ended. We never heard from her for the rest of the night. I think she was sulking in her room.
Now the best part…..
When the morning came, my girlfriend and I woke up early on purpose. She knocked on the girl’s door and said, "Come on, get yourselves ready. I want to get there by 8.
Through the door, Elena yelled, "I'm not going!" My girlfriend opened her door and started yelling, "Get these shorts on right now and stop your whining!" She then handed Elena the shorts and said, "Put them on right now young lady. You don’t have a choice in the matter!”
With tears in her eyes, Elena slowly put on the shorts. Jackie did too but without a fuss. She just remained silent. Jackie always was less expressive than Elena but I was hoping this would make her react; But it didn’t.
I must admit, it was fun to hear Elena whining and the crying after she got her shorts and sneakers on. She is an average-built 15 year old girl with perfect weight and all that; Not too thin and not too fat. Jackie, on the other hand, is a skinny little thing.
I walked into their room and said, "If you want, you can squeeze my hand when the needle goes in. If it burns bad, squeeze harder?" (I knew this would upset her and it did. LOL)
She was banging her feet that she didn’t want to go. Her mother and I were ready and said, "Come on, let’s get this over with." We all got into the car and drove off with Elena very upset, about to cry.
While we were in the car I said, "The last time I got a shot in my butt; I couldn't sit for a week! It burned like hell for a whole week!" This got Elena even crazier and she started crying again! LOL
We finally arrived at, what looked like, a doctor’s office. After we parked the car, Elena started screaming, "No mommy, please. I don't want a shot in my butt. Please don’t make me get it! Please mommy no!”
At this point, we both looked at each other and decided to end the joke. Her mother said, "Okay, then you won't get it." Elena said, in a disbelieving voice, "What?" Her mother said, "We were only kidding. The whole thing was a joke. The letter was fake. There is no shot."
Once Elena realized it was a big joke, both girls started punching me and my girlfriend like crazy. They continued to hit us for like a half hour. I was laughing like hell. It was real hard to remain serious for so long!!!
Although Elena was angry at the joke, I said to both of them, "Maybe this will teach you two not to be so smart-mouthed all the time and walking around like tough guys." You weren't so tough when you thought you had to get a shot, were you? You acted like big babies."
Eventually they calmed down and everything turned back to normal. But I will admit, it was fun to do this to her daughters who always walked around very bossy and tough; To watch Elena’s image go away and turn into a baby over a shot was so much fun!...LOL
The following page is a copy of the exact letter we used. I wouldn't do this if you have nice kids; But if you have the smart-mouthed tough-guy type – Definitely! Play it out. It's well worth it. I have some good suggestions of how to make it even better.
...Tim
Yodabest57@aol.com
PS… If you do use it, write me and tell me all about it.
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