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Date Posted: 15:43:47 04/21/01 Sat
Author: Tasset
Subject: Here are a few.
In reply to: Lil 's message, "*groans* Tell me, pleez! I'm losing a battle, and my on'y excuse for not typin is my aweful comp...." on 15:40:55 04/21/01 Sat

How do you drownd a blonde? Tell her there's a scrath and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!

(tell her/him there are no getting them off of websites. I heard mine from frinds or relatives. Never been to a blong joke webb s, but I've heard of em.)

One day, four blonds are driving to diseny world whent they see one of those big green signs saying "diseny world, left." so they turned around and went home.

If a blond and a brunett jumped off a cliff, who would hit the ground first? The brunett, because halfway down the blond would stop and ask for directions!

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Those last two were great! Jarods gone now, no one won. We're resuming it at swimteam. Here are some: -- Lil, 15:48:52 04/21/01 Sat
- Those are pretty good. I've never heard 'em. -- Tasset, 15:51:29 04/21/01 Sat
  - Still there? (NT) -- Tasset, 15:57:14 04/21/01 Sat
  - No, I'm just an illusion.... -- Lil, 16:00:41 04/21/01 Sat
    - Ah, I see. -- Tasset, 16:05:24 04/21/01 Sat
      - Yeah. -- Lil, 16:10:14 04/21/01 Sat
        Mmm... -- Tasset, 16:12:23 04/21/01 Sat
        Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. -- Lil, 16:21:20 04/21/01 Sat
        Wait, wasn't that all history? -- Tasset, 16:23:43 04/21/01 Sat
        *rolls her eyes* -- Lil, 16:31:23 04/21/01 Sat
        Nope. I'm kinda thinking that Tasset was actually a) a mercinary -- Tasset, 16:34:45 04/21/01 Sat
        o. -- Lil, 16:38:14 04/21/01 Sat
        Probably not. -- Tasset, 16:41:06 04/21/01 Sat