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Date Posted: 15:48:52 04/21/01 Sat
Author: Lil
Subject: Those last two were great! Jarods gone now, no one won. We're resuming it at swimteam. Here are some:
In reply to: Tasset 's message, "Here are a few." on 15:43:47 04/21/01 Sat

Why don't blonds like making KOOL-AID?Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

How do you keep a blond busy?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why does the blond stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?
She loves having her picture taken.

What do you call 10 blonds at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.

What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blond?
"Space. The final frontier......"

Why can't blonds make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

Did you hear about the blond whose boyfriend said he loved her?
She believed him.

Why did the blond keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord

What do you call a blond with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Divorced.

How many blonds does it take to make a circuit?Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

How did the blond break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
W
hat do you call a skeleton in the closet with blond hair?Last years hide and go seek winner.

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Replies:

Those are pretty good. I've never heard 'em. -- Tasset, 15:51:29 04/21/01 Sat
- Still there? (NT) -- Tasset, 15:57:14 04/21/01 Sat
- No, I'm just an illusion.... -- Lil, 16:00:41 04/21/01 Sat
  - Ah, I see. -- Tasset, 16:05:24 04/21/01 Sat
    - Yeah. -- Lil, 16:10:14 04/21/01 Sat
      - Mmm... -- Tasset, 16:12:23 04/21/01 Sat
        Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. -- Lil, 16:21:20 04/21/01 Sat
        Wait, wasn't that all history? -- Tasset, 16:23:43 04/21/01 Sat
        *rolls her eyes* -- Lil, 16:31:23 04/21/01 Sat
        Nope. I'm kinda thinking that Tasset was actually a) a mercinary -- Tasset, 16:34:45 04/21/01 Sat
        o. -- Lil, 16:38:14 04/21/01 Sat
        Probably not. -- Tasset, 16:41:06 04/21/01 Sat