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Date Posted: 22:19:11 05/01/24 Wed
Author: No name
Author Host/IP: 44.220.129.116
Subject: Funny, your parents spent their lives wiping you down, and you were still only a piece of shit...
In reply to: The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth 's message, "SSI Spends His Life Polishing A Turd !!!" on 09:48:03 04/30/24 Tue

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Your Mammy tried to flush you down a dirty gas station toilet, after she aborted you there. You lived anyway. Someone rescued your ass out of the shitter, after your Mammy left you there. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:58:32 05/02/24 Thu [1] (174.216.178.176)

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[> [> [> ^^Max, quoting from what was written under his high school yearbook picture -- No name, 15:36:48 05/02/24 Thu [1] (44.220.128.186)

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[> [> [> [> I was surprised when I caught you trying to stick your tongue up my ass. But, then again, I know that you love to dig for treasure. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:10:31 05/03/24 Fri [1] (174.216.176.214)

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[> [> [> [> [> You were surprised when you woke up, because you were licking your own ass like a sleepwalker. But, then you were happy, and continued to lick your ass -- No name, 16:25:29 05/03/24 Fri [1] (44.220.128.49)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Your Mammy came back to the gas station toilet to finish you off in the shitter. She had a fight with the lady who eventually saved you from a watery fecal demise. Your Mammy was beating her ass until she had a fatal heart attack in mid beat. The injured woman who saved you pulled you out of the toilet, cleaned you off, called the cops, who called an ambulance to take you to a hospital to check you out. Just think. If it weren't for a woman taking a beating for you, and your Mammy's fatal heart attack, you wouldn't exist to be a pain in the ass turd who everybody hates. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:25:20 05/03/24 Fri [1] (174.216.178.66)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^ tl;dr -- No name, 22:11:00 05/03/24 Fri [1] (44.220.128.116)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> I believe the word you used was "glug," The shit, piss and placenta filled toilet scarred you for life. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:32:27 05/04/24 Sat [1] (174.216.179.4)

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