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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> I would rather be a hobbit than a turd. Turd. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:22:48 07/27/24 Sat [1] (70.110.23.205)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> You can be a hobbit turd. That'd be a step up for you, hobbit -- No name, 22:16:38 07/27/24 Sat [1] (44.220.129.210)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> If I step on a dog turd, it will be you. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:25:10 07/28/24 Sun [1] (70.110.23.205)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> You are always stepping on dog turds anyway, hobbit, so nobody takes you seriously when you say stupid shit like that -- No name, 21:40:48 07/28/24 Sun [1] (3.146.54.22)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> You say "ouch" when I step on you. I guess that makes you "stupid shit" for lying on the ground. Turd. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:13:54 07/29/24 Mon [1] (70.110.23.205)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^hobbit hears imaginary voices in his head when he steps on dog turds. hobbit also thinks they bark at him behind his back -- No name, 15:24:32 07/29/24 Mon [1] (44.220.128.6)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> You should shut up because turds don't talk. Do what you do best. Stink and draw flies. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:51:44 07/29/24 Mon [1] (70.110.23.205)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^hobbit thinks he's turd whisperer -- No name, 21:31:36 07/29/24 Mon [1] (3.146.54.170)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> I whisper "PU" when I get a whiff of you. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:09:09 07/30/24 Tue [1] (70.110.23.205)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^hobbit is actually getting a whiff of himself -- No name, 15:21:57 07/30/24 Tue [1] (3.146.55.121)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> I smell good. What's your excuse, Stinky? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:30:56 07/30/24 Tue [1] (70.110.23.205)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^hobbit likes the smell of shit & he thinks his smells good -- No name, 22:08:24 07/30/24 Tue [1] (44.220.128.201)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> My shit smells better than your shit. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:05:09 07/31/24 Wed [1] (174.196.132.111)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^dumbshit hobbit just agreed with everything said about him !!! LOL -- I win. ;-), 15:32:51 07/31/24 Wed [1] (44.220.129.212)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Your prize is a steaming pile of dogshit. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:35:05 07/31/24 Wed [1] (54.209.3.72)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^The hobbit thinks he's a prize -- No name, 21:40:52 07/31/24 Wed [1] (3.146.55.33)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> You would think that I'm a prize if I had a penis instead of a vagina. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:48:37 08/01/24 Thu [1] (70.110.23.205)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> ^^hobbit thinks his anus is a vagina. And broomhandle storage -- No name, 21:45:12 08/01/24 Thu [1] (44.220.128.159)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Oh, if only Artie would fuck YOU in the ass. Artie Rules! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 04:14:37 08/02/24 Fri [1] (54.209.3.72)

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