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Date Posted: 22:53:25 07/26/24 Fri
Author: Pappy Brown
Author Host/IP: 3.146.54.99
Subject: Another reminisce about Max

'The loser who pretended he couldn't draw'
One Spring day, and for no apparent reason, Max started making rude and disgusting drawings of his fat sexual sister. Only in his mind it wasn't his sister he was drawing at all, but rather his overweight and tyrannical dead Mammy, which only made the drawings doubly stinking and loathsome.
Max would spend hours sharpening his pencils, but what angered his neighbours most was his complete and obvious lack of talent, or rather this bearded nincompoop's apish attempts at pretending he couldn't draw.
"He must be broken!" voiced some.
"He must be made to listen politely and attentively," muttered others.
His fat sexual sister looked over Max's shoulder and socked him straight in the eye. "I'll teach you, you pip-squeak!" she spat, then laughed at him as he bled over his pathetic doodles.

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[> What? Did you have a stroke? I didn't think it was possible to have one after you've died. You didn't hallucinate that badly when you were alive? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:21:31 07/27/24 Sat [1] (70.110.23.205)

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