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>Has anyon been doing a cleanse, and had your kids walk >in on you? > >This happened to me a few years back! >I had skipped lunch and dinner th day before >I had shaken the jug of soapsuds the night before >I had taken the oral bisacodyl, so I was "on the clock" >Mixeed up the Epsom Salt and Soap suds enema in a 3 qt >HWB style bag, hung the bag over the bed, attached >thee nozzle >I was in Simms position and was ready to insrt it. I >closed my eyes and tried to relax. I was just about to >push it in when one of mny twins said,"What ya doing >Mommy" At that age neither one of the twins had ever >had been given an enema. > >Th other twin walked in just as I was explaining to >her how I was making myself poop and washing >everything out. > >I also had to explain why it was private, and personal >and they couldn't watch. As I should have prdicted, th >more emotionally senitive of the two right away askd >"Mommy is it gonna HURT?" What was I goona do LIE? At >their age? As well as the natural bullshit detection >works at that age??? >Don't think so! > >I had taken the bisacodyl 2 hours befor, and i wantd >to gt at least two rounds of enema done before the >"bisacolyl kick in" which usually takes about 4 hours >on an empty stomach. > > >The worst thing that could have happened just did! > >I ended up having to emphisize to them in terms they >could understand that this is a "Just us" thing, we're >not going to talk about it at school, when we play >with our friends, or to their brother or thee >neighbors, or anyone else.\

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