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Joke

Author:
Remi

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Date Posted: 07:00:51 02/22/03 Sat

Painting

A bum walked up to a fancy house and knocked on the door, saying "I'm really down on my luck, and would really appreciate any help that you could give me." The owner said rather gruffly, "Every penny I have, I earned. I'm not going to give you a handout. However, if you walk around back, you'll find a brush and a can of paint. If you paint the porch, come back here and I'll give you what I think you're worth."

15 minutes later the bum knocked again on the front door. The owner was shocked, and said "How did you finish so quickly?" The bum said, "Well, I worked as hard as I could because I really wanted to please you.

By the way, there's something that you should know:
it's a ---,--- - -------."

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