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Welcome to The Brush's Puzzle/Teaser Board. The purpose of this board is to post teasers or puzzles. Others then try and solve them. If answers to puzzles are fairly short, post them WITHIN the "subject" box. Anything else will be SWISHSHSHSHSHed off; this includes 1 + 1 = ? (too easy) puzzles. Also includes OLD puzzles, like "angry/hungry", "3 house/utilities","$30 hotel room","12 coins", and similar oldies.

Subject: My sunday specials
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:19:10 02/09/03 Sun Crypts: 1. level a favourite defense structure (7) 2. finally wears dentures at meals (7) 3. Missouri high school has number illuminated in massive stones (9) 4. reversible type of cuffs? (7) 5. cycles around East Street foundations (9) 6. two-legged, piebald creature (7) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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1.flatten (NT) -- Sonya, 08:32:30 02/10/03 Mon 2: Suppers (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:28:12 02/10/03 Mon 6: BIPEDAL (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:31:07 02/10/03 Mon 3: MOnoLIThs (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:36:18 02/10/03 Mon 9. pedESTals (NT) -- CF, 12:03:47 02/10/03 Mon flatten is wrong, suppers, monoliths, bipedal & pedestal OK (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:24:32 02/10/03 Mon Pedestal is the answer to no. 5. Smarten up Cardinal Fang !! What kind of wine do you drink ! (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:40:08 02/10/03 Mon Blue Nun, of course!. So what, I can't read and you can't count... pedestal has 8 letters!!! (NT) -- CF, 17:54:23 02/10/03 Mon in defence of "big wrists" Fang, pedestalS is correct! (NT) -- pope pieyus the 3rd...or is it 4th?, 02:42:39 02/11/03 Tue PedestalS is correct. Sorry Card. No.1 =parapet No. 4 rotator (NT) -- Father Tim, 11:26:42 02/11/03 Tue

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:43:53 02/10/03 Mon SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your ---e -- ---- -e---- ---d. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Your name on this report card (:-D) (NT) -- Foggy, 02:40:46 02/11/03 Tue Right Foggy (NT) -- Remi, 06:20:51 02/11/03 Tue

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:25:05 02/05/03 Wed Bob entered the barbershop and said emphatically to the barber,"I want my hair cut so that it's long here,here, here,and here, sort of wavy in this section but straight just below,sort of spiked on this diagonal with a slanted taper,and bald patches here,here,here,and here. I want my hair so ugly that every female who sees me nearly passes out." The barber looked at him and said,"I don't think I can do that!" "Why not?"asked Bob. "You --- -- --e ---- ---e - --- -e-e!" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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You did it the last time I was here (NT) -- Remi, 08:25:15 02/10/03 Mon

Subject: Joke
Author: Jimbo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:31:36 02/05/03 Wed A man goes up to the register at the supermarket. He's buying a travel sized toothpaste, two frozen dinners, two apples and a TV guide. "You must live alone" says the checkout girl. Looking at his minimal purchase the guy chuckles. "Gee," he says "How'd you guess." "You're _ _ _ _." said the girl. (In case that doesn't show up, it's one four letter word) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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(is it ?!)....HERE ? (NT) -- Foggy, 03:21:39 02/06/03 Thu Is it UGLY? (NT) -- Remi, 06:56:10 02/06/03 Thu You got it, Remi. (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:25:46 02/06/03 Thu

Subject: Back to these. Bonne chance.
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:50:28 02/03/03 Mon Sayings. I will give the no. of letters in each word and the first letter of each word. 1.A redesign. (4,2,3,7,5,bttdb) 2.Overwork oneself.(4,3,6,2,4,4,btcabe) 3.Success to failure.(4,3,7,2,3,10,ftsttr) 4.Very hard.(6,4,7,10,htca) 5.Altogether different subject.(5,2,1,9,5,hoadc) 6.Sustain an action.(4,3,4,7,ktbr) 7.Confess.(4,1,5,6,2,2,macboi) 8.Cannot save money.(5,5,1,4,2,3,6,mbahihp) 9.Adjust to adversity.(4,4,3,7,rwtp) 10.At the end.(4,3,2,4,3,4,waisad) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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1. Back To The Drawing Board (NT) -- Foggy, 02:52:33 02/04/03 Tue 2. Burn The Candle At Both Ends (NT) -- Foggy, 02:53:34 02/04/03 Tue 5: Horse of a different color; 6: Keep the ball rolling; 8: Money burns a hole in his pocket (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:31:39 02/04/03 Tue Perfect up to now. (NT) -- Remi, 09:45:13 02/04/03 Tue when all is sais and done (NT) -- D.E. Kuyper, 17:29:30 02/04/03 Tue 4. Harder Than Chinese Arithmetic (NT) -- Foggy, 02:53:40 02/05/03 Wed 3. From The Sublime To The Ridiculous (NT) -- Foggy, 02:56:03 02/05/03 Wed Good. Only two left. Hurry, I have a "name that tune" puzzle coming. (NT) -- Remi, 07:30:13 02/05/03 Wed 7: looks like "Make a clean break of it" but numbers don't match. Is that a typo? 9: Roll with the punches (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:52:25 02/05/03 Wed 7=breast instead of break, 9 is ok. (NT) -- Remi, 12:40:47 02/05/03 Wed

Subject: I'll try again. Afew easy ones. Darn mass wine.
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:51:25 02/02/03 Sun Crypts: 1. first Lady holds advertisement for duck (5) 2. has permission by Oregon city official (5) 3. secret lab manufactured jewelry (9) 4. we go over strict direction (9) 5. maroon thread (5) 6. a red nose requires treatment, it's argued (8) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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I'll try #2:MAYor and it looks like #5 should be six letters: STRAND?? (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:40:20 02/03/03 Mon 8: REASONED (the fadder was able to count to 8!) (NT) -- Bernard Pion, 10:33:30 02/03/03 Mon (that was #6); 3: BRACELETS (another good count) (NT) -- Bernie Pion, 10:37:10 02/03/03 Mon Yes to you guys. Sorry about the typo Big Jim. (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:30:29 02/03/03 Mon #1 evade, #4 western (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:38:18 02/04/03 Tue

Subject: Pun/play on words.
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:04:02 02/04/03 Tue I will be kind Eva. A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with f----- l--- t----, w-- n---- e-----?" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Is it something like "With ferns like that, who needs enimas? (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:33:29 02/04/03 Tue Close enough, it's with fronds (NT) -- Remi, 09:40:08 02/04/03 Tue

Subject: Another pun
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:50:00 01/31/03 Fri A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have ---e- -e-- --- -- ------." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Hint: 2nd word is Leif (NT) -- Remi, 07:23:33 02/02/03 Sun Answer: Taken Leif off my census (very funny) (NT) -- Remi, 12:36:56 02/03/03 Mon Play-on-words containing the out-of-reach difficulty level such as this one requires equivalent additional clues, such as the initial letter of each answer word, to say the least and the most. (NT) -- Eva Joanisse, Esq, 14:58:24 02/03/03 Mon Damn, I had Leif but couldn't get the rest. Top-notch word play, though. Very, very clever. (NT) -- Jimbo, 16:49:57 02/03/03 Mon Thanks Jimbo and Eva (NT) -- Remi, 07:54:38 02/04/03 Tue

Subject: Fictional Hotels and Taverns
Author: J.G. Tora [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:10:37 02/01/03 Sat Example: the film Hotel, based on Arthur Hailey's novel, iset in this New Orleans hotel. answer= St. Gregory Hotel. 1. Petticoat Junction Hotel 2. the hotel in The Shinning 3. Humphrey Bogart's tavern in Casablanca 4. John Cleese played Basil, the owner of this hotel 5. the pub in Coronation Street 6. the motel in Psycho 7. the pub in American Werewolf in London 8. Archie Bunker's Archie's Place formerly 9. the inn kept by the family of Jim Hawkins in Treasure Island 10. tavern from which the pilgrim begin their journey in The Canterbury Tales 11. Paladin was based at this San Francisco hotel in Have Gun Will Travel 12. title of a book by John Irving about a family of hotel owners [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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1.Shady Rest 2.Overlook3.Rick4.Fawlty Towers5.Rover's Return6.Bates'Motel9.Benbow Inn10.Tabard Inn11.Hotel Carlton (NT) -- Remi, 10:40:08 02/01/03 Sat yes yes and yes ............. (NT) -- J.G. Tora, 14:16:17 02/01/03 Sat 12. Hotel New Hampshire (NT) -- Foggy, 04:50:05 02/02/03 Sun 7. The Slaughtered Lamb (NT) -- Foggy, 05:15:31 02/02/03 Sun 8. Kelsey's Place (NT) -- Foggy, 05:17:35 02/02/03 Sun yes,yes,yes for Foggy. (Kelsey's BAR) were you drunk !!! Hic !! (NT) -- J.G. Tora, 12:56:45 02/02/03 Sun

Subject: A few easy ones
Author: p [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:44:23 02/02/03 Sun [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: Pun
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:25:04 01/30/03 Thu Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom --e -e--- ----e-. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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theTell's bowled (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:40:06 01/30/03 Thu Strike (NT) -- Remi, 10:44:48 01/30/03 Thu

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:29:13 01/29/03 Wed Teacher:Little Joey, name five animals that live in the jungle. Little Joey: A lion and ---- e-e------. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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four elephants (NT) -- Jimbo, 17:11:37 01/29/03 Wed four elephants (NT) -- D.E. Kuyper, 17:15:17 01/29/03 Wed Right twice (NT) -- Remi, 07:00:22 01/30/03 Thu

Subject: Londoners (I don't understand first 4 (not in Webster's) last four are normal)
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:07:42 01/26/03 Sun 1. sage stuffing for nourishing dish (5) 2. to follow up one who was awaited (5) 3. game old boy captured by the mob (6) 4. wise men record vehicle used by painters (6) 5. beneath ramshackle pier spot this stone (7) 6. i'm to intercede without delay (9) 7. drive over borders with earth-removing machines (7) 8. couple of bigger stores have chess pieces (7) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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5. Peridot (NT) -- Treval, 15:43:28 01/26/03 Sun 6. Immediate 8. Bishops (NT) -- Treval, 15:49:47 01/26/03 Sun 4. Magilp. (this one's not in webster's because the more common spelling is mEglip (NT) -- Treval, 15:58:30 01/26/03 Sun So far so good Trev (NT) -- f, 20:18:39 01/26/03 Sun 7: TRACTor (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:30:25 01/27/03 Mon No star for Jimbo (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:16:17 01/27/03 Mon Not even half a star for a good guess, Padre? (NT) -- Jimbo, 10:30:53 01/28/03 Tue Is #4 SAvanT? (NT) -- Jimbo, 16:00:51 01/28/03 Tue Sorry inspector. #7 middle letter "d", #4 last letter "p" Here's a couple of used stars * * (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:00:58 01/28/03 Tue Hasn't #4 already been answered? (NT) -- CF, 12:15:11 01/29/03 Wed Ooops! sorry about that CF. Mass wine you know !!!!! (NT) -- Father Tim, 14:34:22 01/29/03 Wed I have to go on a retreat with a couple of sisters. So here are the answers. -- Father Tim, 14:46:41 01/29/03 Wed Sorry Card Fang. #1 rishi, #2 godot, # 3 gobang, #7 dredges (NT) -- Father Tim, 15:00:47 01/29/03 Wed

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:04:31 01/28/03 Tue A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A successful woman is one who --- ---- ---- - --- [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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can find such a man (NT) -- La grosse Georgiana, 17:07:32 01/28/03 Tue Right (NT) -- Remi, 07:26:30 01/29/03 Wed

Subject: Church sign
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:27:16 01/26/03 Sun How will you spend eternity, _ _ _ k _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ k _ _ _. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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The 1st word is really two words. The last two dashes represent "or". (NT) -- Remi, 07:31:04 01/26/03 Sun Smoking or non-smoking (NT) -- Remi, 06:51:49 01/28/03 Tue

Subject: Church sign
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:23:45 01/25/03 Sat Do not wait for the hearse -- ---e --- -- ------ [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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...to take you to church (?) (NT) -- Foggy, 05:07:11 01/26/03 Sun Right Foggy (NT) -- Remi, 07:23:10 01/26/03 Sun

Subject: A tribute to my good comrade, Pandora
Author: Inspector Jimbo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:55:04 01/21/03 Tue For old time's sake, a bit of a mystery for you all to enjoy. Whilst I enjoy a taste of congnac. Click first reply. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Inspector's Journal; page 127..... -- Inspector Jimbo, 17:57:08 01/21/03 Tue Ooch Aye -> -- Detective Inspector Taggart, 21:10:58 01/21/03 Tue A good shot, old bean, but technically incorrect. Just as you can receive air from outside a vehicle with the windows secured, so can exhaust fumes find their way in through the ventilation system and whatnot. But chin up. Your answer's within a stone's throw of that drink. (NT) -- Inspector Jimbo, 09:45:40 01/22/03 Wed Hmmmm......-> -- Foggy, 01:57:57 01/23/03 Thu A seemingly fair assumption, my dear nurse. But in this case, it shant warrant any libations. (NT) -- Inspector Jimbo, 09:38:25 01/23/03 Thu As this quandry seems to be baffling my cohorts, I shall give this clue: The tell-tale evidence was not left for me to happen upon, but rather was something I discovered myself through use of my keenly acute investigatory instincts. So think. For while I prefer not to drink alone, I shall if situation warrants it. (NT) -- Inspector Jimbo, 09:43:27 01/23/03 Thu Go back to the Beechhill Detox Center, Inspector :) (NT) -- Denis Borris, 01:46:03 01/24/03 Fri Hmmm...again -> -- Foggy, 03:23:12 01/24/03 Fri You have my commendation for another fine attempt, Ms. Nurse, however I must again inform you it is incorrect. I shall give the answer by end of day if it is not by then already discovered. ...Detox...Bah! (NT) -- Inspector Jimbo, 09:39:51 01/24/03 Fri And unfortuneitely...hic...I drink alone ----> -- Inspector Jimbo, 17:02:24 01/24/03 Fri When a car stalls or runs out of gas, the engaged ignition will kill the battery? Is that right? (NT) -- Denis Watson-Borris, 00:26:27 01/25/03 Sat

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:58:39 01/23/03 Thu Mom: Little Joey, what are you doing in the house? Isn't your baseball game today? Little Joey: Yes, Mom, but when I rounded third base, the ----- ---- -e -- -- ---e. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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coach told me to go home (NT) -- Carmelita DeSousa, 17:12:19 01/23/03 Thu Right (NT) -- Remi, 09:52:44 01/24/03 Fri

Subject: More easy Londoner crypts
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:56:40 01/19/03 Sun 1. age certain for rubbing out (7) 2. destiny is the opposite of state of the emotions (4) 3. strange act by ruler, changing course (7) 4. she has a colossal indisposition (7) 5. aknot of hair put in a ball creates fullness (9) 6. food made girl droopin the middle (7) 7. performer the reverse of greedy (4) 8. carved gold on a canal boat (7) 9. answers representative with untruths (7) 10. become hopeless with changing diapers (7) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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1. erasure (NT) -- Foggy, 14:44:15 01/19/03 Sun 2. doom (NT) -- Pandora, 23:45:14 01/19/03 Sun 8. gondola (NT) -- Foggy, 01:41:01 01/20/03 Mon 10. despair (NT) -- Foggy, 01:44:02 01/20/03 Mon 9. replies (NT) -- Cardinal Fang, 10:11:56 01/20/03 Mon 7. diva (NT) -- Cardinal Fang, 10:50:28 01/20/03 Mon 3. tacking. Brain.. working... slowly... (NT) -- Cardinal Fang, 11:38:01 01/20/03 Mon All correct (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:26:04 01/20/03 Mon No. 4 abigail, no.5 abundance no. 6 lasagna (NT) -- Father Tim, 14:48:03 01/22/03 Wed

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:44:43 01/21/03 Tue Pearl: How was your blind date last night? Shirl: Terrible. He showed up in a 1932 Rolls-Royce. Pearl: Wow,that car must be worth a fortune! What's so terrible about that? Shirl: He's --e -------- ---e-. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Hint: Last word is owner (NT) -- Remi, 06:54:20 01/22/03 Wed the original owner? (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:37:42 01/22/03 Wed Right (NT) -- Remi, 12:17:05 01/22/03 Wed

Subject: A classic rock crypt for y'all
Author: The Jimbo Hendrix Experience [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:05:22 01/21/03 Tue Rolling Stones' time in exsistance helps heal wounds.(7) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Seems appropriate for The Fognurse to get this one....Bandage (NT) -- Foggy, 04:11:58 01/22/03 Wed

Subject: Big Ben crypts
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:21:51 01/12/03 Sun 1. leaves boys in the hotel (5) 2. bad cigars have started trouble related to stomach (7) 3. change of course for sun-exposed man (7) 4. company goes over charges for chickens (7) 5. raced around edge and lost footing (7) 6. remainder of culture to begin again (7) 7. beans go off, in this food container (7) 8. famed for expertise in getting away from it all (7) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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5. sLIPped (NT) -- rick, 14:19:09 01/13/03 Mon 6. RESTart (NT) -- rick, 16:26:45 01/13/03 Mon 2. gasTric (NT) -- Cardinal Fang, 16:54:29 01/13/03 Mon Two stars for Rick, one for my boss (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:29:23 01/13/03 Mon 4. COwards (NT) -- rick, 13:43:51 01/14/03 Tue 3. TANgent (NT) -- Pandora, 16:22:52 01/14/03 Tue Rick and Pandora each get a star (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:18:53 01/14/03 Tue Stars? Why didn't you say so? 7. NOSEBAG (NT) -- Pandora, 19:09:00 01/14/03 Tue Pandora ? Do you want a shot of mass wine instead. (NT) -- Father Tim, 21:05:41 01/14/03 Tue Hi all ! I never heard of the word NOSEBAG...Is that like a FEEDBAG ? -I've heard of that. I can't find either word in our M-W online dictionary. (NT) -- Foggy, 01:22:58 01/15/03 Wed Hi Foggy! You've got it. Check out dictionary.com (NT) -- Pandora, 08:51:19 01/15/03 Wed 1: PAGES? (NT) -- Jimbo, 10:16:16 01/15/03 Wed Correct Father Jimbo (NT) -- Father Tim, 14:27:03 01/15/03 Wed Don't ask me to explain but No. 8 is HOUDINI (NT) -- Father Tim, 14:31:24 01/15/03 Wed if anyone can figure that one out, let us know :) (NT) -- rick, 09:49:25 01/16/03 Thu Could it possibly be a double definition (in the eyes of the constructor)? Isn't houdini a slang term for getting away from it all, or disappearing? Just guessing. (NT) -- Pandora, 15:32:10 01/16/03 Thu HA! He made the direct vanish!! (NT) -- Denis Borris, 00:29:16 01/17/03 Fri He he he, this is what is known as a "Pure Cryptic" - More common in Britian/Austr/NZ - see --> -- Shroeder, 15:01:13 01/21/03 Tue

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:32:25 01/20/03 Mon Funny Animal Jokes - Panda In A Bar A panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please." The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill. All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead. The barman rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar. The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition... PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. e--- ------ --- -e--e-. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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First word is eats (NT) -- Remi, 14:30:05 01/20/03 Mon eats shoots and leaves! (NT) -- Cardinal Fang, 16:44:08 01/20/03 Mon Right (NT) -- Remi, 06:40:17 01/21/03 Tue

Subject: Lawyer joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:53:40 01/19/03 Sun A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer, " responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that, " replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer''." "But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer. "Certainly will, " retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "----'- -------!" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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that's Strange (NT) -- Porte la robe, 13:45:24 01/19/03 Sun Right (NT) -- Remi, 14:47:51 01/19/03 Sun

Subject: A way to annoy people
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:25:16 01/18/03 Sat Sit in your yard pointing a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they ---- ----. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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slow down (NT) -- Valere, 10:14:58 01/18/03 Sat Right (NT) -- Remi, 10:55:44 01/18/03 Sat

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:22:48 01/17/03 Fri A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry, and was not happy about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Easter!" "Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom, you'll be ---e -- -- ---e." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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home in no time (NT) -- Titur Lalonde, 13:48:14 01/17/03 Fri Right (NT) -- Remi, 16:31:45 01/17/03 Fri

Subject: who's this singer?
Author: Denis Borris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:15:35 01/15/03 Wed Singer can finally train with style (5,4) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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(Is it ?!) ... Elton John ? (NT) -- Foggy, 23:38:54 01/16/03 Thu yesssssss, Foggy! finally "can" = John at end; El=train, ton=style (Webster's thesaurus) (NT) -- Denis Borris, 00:24:09 01/17/03 Fri

Subject: Memo from the Boss
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:41:23 01/16/03 Thu WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER --e-- ---- -e ---e-. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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steps will be taken (NT) -- La force a Levac, 08:58:15 01/16/03 Thu Right (NT) -- Remi, 11:46:52 01/16/03 Thu

Subject: Thanks to all of you for the kind words. Everyone that is except Denis who has me stumped. How about a clue?
Author: Jimbo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:51:23 01/13/03 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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This was supposed to be a reply, not a new post. I don't know how it got up here. Weird. (NT) -- Jimbo, 10:54:07 01/13/03 Mon Rookies number six in French weddings (7); clue X6X (XX=French weddings) (NT) -- Denis Borris, 15:17:49 01/13/03 Mon novices (NT) -- Pepe Lepew, 17:18:44 01/15/03 Wed C'est correct, Pepe J. (NT) -- Denis Borris, 21:11:52 01/15/03 Wed Damn! I thought "mariages" was French for weddings. (NT) -- Jimbo, 10:01:10 01/16/03 Thu

Subject: Reject again
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:10:35 01/15/03 Wed You totalled your car, and can't remember why... could it have been that ---e -- B-- D--? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Case of Bud Dry? Is there a beer called Bud Dry? (NT) -- Jimbo, 16:20:16 01/15/03 Wed this Bud's for you : Buuuud ! (NT) -- Denis Borris, 21:06:43 01/15/03 Wed Good answer (NT) -- Remi, 07:20:06 01/16/03 Thu

Subject: Insight into the life of Jimbo
Author: Jimbo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:46:45 01/09/03 Thu I have my order in for one of these. They can't deliver it until summer, though. New person in finance began an original thought.(6) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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inFanT; try: Rookies number six in French weddings (7) (NT) -- Denis Borris, 15:32:28 01/09/03 Thu Oh Jimbo, how wonderful!!! Congratulations to you both! You're going to be a fabulous Daddy! (NT) -- Pandora, 16:01:32 01/09/03 Thu Congratulations Jimbo...so happy for you !! (NT) -- Foggy, 21:02:22 01/09/03 Thu Way to go Jimbo and Mrs. Jimbo (NT) -- Remi, 06:39:31 01/10/03 Fri Congrats Jimbo. Don't forget when your bathing the baby, if it turns red the water is too hot, if it turns blue the water is too cold, if it turns white it's because it was dirty. (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:30:10 01/14/03 Tue

Subject: Another reject
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:29:00 01/14/03 Tue You had your bladder removed, and you're on the mends... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box -- -e-e---. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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of Depends :) (NT) -- rick, 13:36:25 01/14/03 Tue Right (NT) -- Remi, 15:05:52 01/14/03 Tue

Subject: Rejected Hallmark Card
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:11:35 01/11/03 Sat My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire, I -----e- ---- ---... Sorry. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Hint: Last word is a pet animal (NT) -- Remi, 11:38:52 01/12/03 Sun I noticed your cat (NT) -- gosses in the saucer, 07:26:10 01/14/03 Tue Right (NT) -- Remi, 08:41:21 01/14/03 Tue

Subject: What time is it Big Ben ?
Author: Malvina [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:31:42 01/13/03 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: We are still waiting Ben.
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:20:50 01/13/03 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: good question, Benjamin: you got me stumped!
Author: Denis Borris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:34:40 01/12/03 Sun [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:47:48 01/10/03 Fri He's The Boss The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, --e ----- -e- ---- ----!" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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She wants her sign back (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:30:52 01/10/03 Fri Right (NT) -- Remi, 09:47:45 01/10/03 Fri

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:26:37 01/09/03 Thu Max:When you argue with your wife, who has the last word? Bob:I always do. Max:And she doesn't mind? Bob:Not at all. Max:What do you say? Bob:"--- ----." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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OUI CHERIE (NT) -- Alice, 17:10:08 01/09/03 Thu Yes Dear (NT) -- Remi, 06:40:57 01/10/03 Fri

Subject: 9 ounce kiwis

Author:
Denis Borris
[ Edit | View ]

Date Posted: 17:39:58 01/09/03 Thu

You have N bags each with a lot of 10 ounce kiwis.
Buuuuut...in one of them the kiwis weigh 9 ounces.
You have a digital scale; but of all the luck, it
cannot weigh more than 10 kiwis at one time: put
11 or more on and it'll flash "tilt!" or other
words to that effect.
You are allowed to use the scale 5 times, which
permits you to identify the illegal 9 ounce kiwis.
What is the maximum N?

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Subject: Crypts.
Author: Treval [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:08:48 01/04/03 Sat 1. Set out, taking day off from stable. (6) 2. City passes on females. (6) 3. Hackles and red flies about. (6) 4. Hold off making a castle by the sea, perhaps. (4,2,3) 5. Battered into accepting backward, negative idea. (6) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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1.Outset 2.Assess (NT) -- Ken, 14:35:52 01/04/03 Sat 3. dANDer (NT) -- Shroeder, 21:28:40 01/06/03 Mon 5. noTION (NT) -- Shroeder, 21:30:39 01/06/03 Mon Hi Shroeder ! (NT) -- Foggy, 03:25:30 01/07/03 Tue Hi Nurse :^D (NT) -- Shroeder, 14:58:38 01/08/03 Wed 4. Keep at bay (NT) -- Cardinal Fang, 11:24:42 01/07/03 Tue 3, 4, 5, correct! 1, 2 incorrect. First letters 1.S 2. L (NT) -- Treval, 14:04:52 01/08/03 Wed 1. steADY 2. LAdies (NT) -- Shroeder, 14:57:32 01/08/03 Wed

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:21:19 01/08/03 Wed Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have - ------ ------! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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a broken finger (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:21:21 01/08/03 Wed Right (NT) -- Remi, 09:53:32 01/08/03 Wed

Subject: London crypts
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:54:04 01/05/03 Sun 1. the decoration so often looks wrong (7) 2. iron man's women (6) 3. view private investigator chopping herb (7) 4. noxious old fuel is causing grief (7) 5. mourner finally going near body of water around east (7) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Should #2 be (7)? It looks like FEmales (NT) -- Jimbo, 10:13:10 01/06/03 Mon Ooops. It should have read womAn. Female is the answer. (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:31:03 01/06/03 Mon 3. oPInion (NT) -- Shroeder, 21:21:46 01/06/03 Mon 5. gRIeVER (NT) -- Shroeder, 21:23:56 01/06/03 Mon 1. festoon (NT) -- Shroeder, 21:26:11 01/06/03 Mon 4. doleful (NT) -- Shroeder, 21:27:15 01/06/03 Mon Four yesses for Shro (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:10:27 01/07/03 Tue

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:19:54 01/07/03 Tue What do you call a man whose father was a Canon ? A --- -- - --- ! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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A son of a gun (cute!) (NT) -- Foggy, 12:20:46 01/07/03 Tue Right Foggy (NT) -- Remi, 12:46:27 01/07/03 Tue

Subject: Kid Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:33:55 01/06/03 Mon How can you tell twin witches apart? It's not easy to tell ----- ----- -- -----. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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which witch is which (NT) -- Tigadore, 17:34:25 01/06/03 Mon Right (NT) -- Remi, 07:15:47 01/07/03 Tue

Subject: Kid Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:40:46 01/03/03 Fri Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a ---- --- -----. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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because he's got the "lift" (NT) -- Arnold McPherson, 18:29:04 01/03/03 Fri No Arnie (NT) -- Remi, 05:59:04 01/04/03 Sat coat and pants (NT) -- Areille, 10:55:47 01/05/03 Sun Right (NT) -- Remi, 15:09:28 01/05/03 Sun

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:30:46 01/01/03 Wed Where do rabbits learn to fly ? In the ---e ----e ! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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....hare plane ? (NT) -- Foggy, 20:49:36 01/02/03 Thu Close Foggy, it's Hare Force (NT) -- Remi, 06:33:51 01/03/03 Fri

Subject: Happy New Year/Bonne ann�e
Author: Father Tim/Padre Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:17:44 12/31/02 Tue [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Thank you Father Tim, and Happy New Year to you too ! (NT) -- Foggy, 20:20:33 12/31/02 Tue Have a sip from your big green bottle (NT) -- Arteil, 09:27:19 01/01/03 Wed

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:35:15 12/31/02 Tue What happened at the vampires' race? They finished ---- --- ----. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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neck to neck? (NT) -- Stanley "Pie" Cousineau, 12:21:35 12/31/02 Tue Right (NT) -- Remi, 12:53:17 12/31/02 Tue "to" has 2 letters, not 3, maudit pas d'allure! (NT) -- Valaire L'Ecuyer, 15:57:06 12/31/02 Tue

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:42:35 12/29/02 Sun What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A ---e -e-e--e-. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Hint: First word starts with W (NT) -- Remi, 07:03:30 12/30/02 Mon wide receiver!!! (NT) -- Treval, 13:55:43 12/30/02 Mon Right (NT) -- Remi, 06:26:07 12/31/02 Tue

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:42:31 12/28/02 Sat If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get ? ------e --e ! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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une belle 2ieme arteil (NT) -- J. B., 10:27:17 12/28/02 Sat Missile Toe (NT) -- Foggy, 04:02:26 12/30/02 Mon Right Foggy (Happy New Year) (NT) -- Remi, 07:00:47 12/30/02 Mon Thanks Remi...and Happy New Year to you too ! (NT) -- Foggy, 23:18:44 12/30/02 Mon

Subject: don't you be no square...
Author: Denis Borris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:18:40 12/30/02 Mon Arrange the numbers 1 to 15 in a sequence that has the property that every two consecutive numbers sum to a square. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: Crypt time. High mass is over
Author: Padre Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:21:27 12/29/02 Sun 1. dad's period of relaxation (7) 2. firms connected with a beverage (5) 3. dismisses terrible secret around beginning of January (7) 4. prepare chestnut, as is going into decay (5) 5. disorderly, wordy mess (5) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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5. rowdy (NT) -- Foggy, 03:52:09 12/30/02 Mon 3. reJects (NT) -- rick, 09:30:26 12/30/02 Mon 4. roASts (NT) -- rick, 11:49:00 12/30/02 Mon 1. PAStime (NT) -- Treval, 13:50:37 12/30/02 Mon 2. Cocoa (NT) -- Treval, 13:51:40 12/30/02 Mon I guess i have to ring the bell 5 times. Congrats. (NT) -- Padre Tim, 17:17:35 12/30/02 Mon

Subject: Kid joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:30:23 12/26/02 Thu FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . . BERT: What did you do? FRED: Oh, I'd had enough, so I ---e- -- -- --e -e-- ---e. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Hint: First word is moved (NT) -- Remi, 07:15:02 12/27/02 Fri moved on to the bear cage :) (NT) -- rick, 16:05:38 12/27/02 Fri Close enough, it's next cage (NT) -- Remi, 06:36:41 12/28/02 Sat

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:09:18 12/25/02 Wed Old man and his wife went to see the doctor An old man and his wife came in to see the doctor because the old man just wasn't feeling well. When they went into the doctors office and told him their complaints, the doctor said, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample." The old man, who was very deaf turned to his wife and said, "what did he say?" The old woman looked at him, looked at the doctor and yelled, "He said he -ee-- ---- ---e--e--!" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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needs your interment (NT) -- Varlope, 15:27:56 12/26/02 Thu No, it's underwear (NT) -- Remi, 07:13:16 12/27/02 Fri

Subject: Easy crypts
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:55:14 12/22/02 Sun 1. philosopher who discovers something cold in half crowns (9) 2. view of a girl being embraced by parents (8) 3. wait for verse change (5) 4. military student acted badly (5) 5. a couple of celery pieces trap rodent in box (5) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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3. serve 4. cadet (NT) -- Treval, 18:46:42 12/22/02 Sun 5. crate (NT) -- Treval, 18:47:59 12/22/02 Sun 2: paNORAma (NT) -- Archie L'Ecuyer, 23:12:46 12/22/02 Sun ...and no.1 is cICEro (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:30:39 12/23/02 Mon You drunk again, you Bible Thumper? 9 is not 6! (NT) -- Pius the -7th, 21:24:10 12/23/02 Mon Holy frock, my glasses were upside down. I ask forgiveness. (NT) -- Father Tim, 13:02:02 12/24/02 Tue The're nice my glasses (NT) -- 2nd toe, 10:35:43 12/26/02 Thu

Subject: Joyeux Noel/Merry Christmas to all
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:26:14 12/25/02 Wed [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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You too, I hope you got a nice watch, a Roamerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (NT) -- Sling of crase, 09:49:56 12/26/02 Thu

Subject: once more...
Author: Dagwood [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:26:51 12/23/02 Mon Willy: Do you know where I can find that new book called Men Rule, Women Obey? Lily: Yes, it's in the -------e. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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garbage :) (NT) -- rick, 09:43:21 12/24/02 Tue Is it garbage? There are too many dashes. (NT) -- Remi, 10:57:09 12/24/02 Tue no: DOGHOUSE (NT) -- me, 11:56:32 12/25/02 Wed How about OUTHOUSE (NT) -- Remi, 14:48:33 12/25/02 Wed

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:22:32 12/24/02 Tue A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country. One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!" The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn't get passed the two bigger moles. Finally giving up, he said, "The only thing I can --e-- -- ------e-." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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smell is molasses. (NT) -- Jimbo, 09:19:56 12/24/02 Tue Right (NT) -- Remi, 10:59:01 12/24/02 Tue

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:30:38 12/21/02 Sat Willy: Do you know where I can find that new book called Men Rule, Women Obey? Lily: Yes, it's in the ------- -e-----e--. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Fiction department (NT) -- Germain Diotte, 08:23:41 12/23/02 Mon Right (NT) -- Remi, 11:02:38 12/23/02 Mon

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:35:00 12/23/02 Mon What's on your back? Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Canadian, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the American, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the American, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the Canadian. He responds, "I'll take the --------." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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the American :) (NT) -- rick, 09:26:07 12/23/02 Mon Right (NT) -- Remi, 10:58:37 12/23/02 Mon

Subject: Joke, play on words
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:10:53 12/20/02 Fri When pigs have emergencies, what do they do? They call ----- --- --- [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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swine one one (NT) -- Le Cribleur, 17:30:13 12/20/02 Fri Right (NT) -- Remi, 06:25:55 12/21/02 Sat

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:00:35 12/18/02 Wed Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up its tail and looked at the camel's butt. Just then a guy came over and said, "What are you doing?" Osama replied, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the --- ------e- -- ---- ---e-.'" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Now, now...language, sir Remi, language. (NT) -- The Brush, 09:38:29 12/19/02 Thu Oops, my mistake. Didn't see that last letter on the second word. Carry on. (NT) -- The Brush, 09:40:26 12/19/02 Thu Why does that matter? (NT) -- Remi, 12:12:42 12/19/02 Thu look at the two rectums on that camel (NT) -- T. Krousse, 09:30:18 12/20/02 Fri Right (NT) -- Remi, 12:01:34 12/20/02 Fri

Subject: Puzzles on earth, good crypts toward man
Author: Jimbo the red nosed crypter (scotch, single malt) [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:51:26 12/19/02 Thu Corridor echos leading yule decoration.(5) Drivers pack endless old songs.(6) Happy Holidays, all! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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1. HOLLy (NT) -- rick, 10:20:26 12/19/02 Thu 2. CAR(OL)S (NT) -- Pandora, 19:20:50 12/19/02 Thu

Subject: Three London Timers
Author: Father Tim [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:03:35 12/15/02 Sun 1. put forward, i'd secured top job (9) 2. so pure? he isn't really! (6) 3. is nude, having cast them off ? (9) May the crypt gods help you [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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#2. Poseur? (NT) -- Treval, 14:53:42 12/15/02 Sun Good one Trev (NT) -- Father Tim, 15:10:39 12/15/02 Sun Ans: #1 president, #2 undies (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:13:55 12/17/02 Tue Is "undies" for #3 ?...and should it have been (6) ? (NT) -- Foggy, 03:22:19 12/18/02 Wed YA! You been hittin' the Bole's Gin, Father Tim? (NT) -- Sister Winette, 11:55:27 12/18/02 Wed You got big green bottle for sell? (NT) -- Mike Hopkins, 12:30:28 12/18/02 Wed Yes Foggy. I typed a six , it must have stood up when it saw the undies (NT) -- Father Tim, 17:14:42 12/19/02 Thu

Subject: Joke (pronunciation involved)
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:23:43 12/17/02 Tue The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "----- -----,------ ----." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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leave her alone, she's mine (NT) -- Elmer McNaughton with help of Boga Massia, 15:48:53 12/17/02 Tue Yes, but it 's liver alone cheese mine (NT) -- Remi, 06:54:34 12/18/02 Wed

Subject: A wordie
Author: Big Foot [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 11:40:56 12/15/02 Sun WHINIE (4,2,1,5,5) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Ans: back in (ni) a short while (whie) (NT) -- Big Foot, 17:17:47 12/17/02 Tue

Subject: Joke, play on words
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:18:37 12/16/02 Mon Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal. As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: ----,----,and -------! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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hook(hawk) line(lion) and stinker (NT) -- Florimond Meloche, assisted by Dieudonne Poirier, 10:47:16 12/16/02 Mon Right (NT) -- Remi, 12:02:05 12/16/02 Mon

Subject: crypt
Author: Denis Borris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 00:40:17 12/15/02 Sun Primes wall bump with a sulfate (4) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

Subject: Saintly pun
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 06:44:30 12/14/02 Sat How did St. John get a black eye? He called St. Francis "- -----." [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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A sissy! LOL (NT) -- Pandora, 12:11:20 12/14/02 Sat Right Pandora (NT) -- Remi, 13:52:52 12/14/02 Sat

Subject: Joke
Author: Remi [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:19:33 12/13/02 Fri A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" "Yeah,I'm from the local -e-e----e -------, I've come here to activate your ----e ---e-" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]
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Telephone company, Phone lines (NT) -- Burt, 08:52:39 12/13/02 Fri Right (NT) -- Remi, 10:01:34 12/13/02 Fri

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