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Subject: Joke


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Remi
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Date Posted: 06:50:36 03/30/03 Sun

"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five drop dead gorgeous women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored, "--e--e, --e-- -- ----!"

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[> Subject: Second word is break


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Date Posted: 13:32:32 03/31/03 Mon


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[> Subject: Please, break my arms


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Date Posted: 14:55:36 03/31/03 Mon


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[> Subject: Right


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