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Subject: Joke


Author:
Remi
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Date Posted: 07:41:08 04/03/03 Thu

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whisky & soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
Falwell replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen woman than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't ---- --e-e --- - -----e..."

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Date Posted: 20:58:57 04/03/03 Thu


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